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xpost But I would strangle you fondly, and that's what really matters, I guess.

hahaha remy

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/30/cryingbaby1.jpg

People really do look better with clothes on. These babies are just more evidence.

baby shoes

shoes made of babies

soft, but kind of expensive

bad for the insoles

they could market them as a green alternative to population growth, though.

I just don't think they would offer enough arch support.

I feel like we're writing a song here

baby shoes
shoes made of babies
soft, but kind of expensive

bad for the insoles
they could market them
as a green alternative
to population growth, though.

I just don't think
they would offer enough
arch support
I just don't think
they would offer enough
arch support

*guitar solo*

^^ Clearly UHF's first breakaway hit

See, and you were so worried about writing only one kind of song.

I don't know that a song about wearing babies for shoes would be all that mould-breaking for us.

Obviously time for me to listen to your songs a little more closely

ha, I've been using the lyrics for "Crystal Eyes" as a bookmark for the past 4 or 5 months! You posted them and I printed them out to take with me to a CNA class in the fall (I figured I could read them there, during a dull moment in class). Somehow the paper got stuck in a book I was reading and now I just move it from book to book.

This is probably not going to be the key to making you famous, sadly.

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"man monitor"

it fits on his monitor, if his monitor is considered in manifold non-euclidian space

kind of

"MANifold"

Sorry, I'm just desperately bored and hungry. Also, John's post keeps changing on my screen. Laptop shenanigans or hallucinations?

some mod fucking around

one of the weekend guys just had to run to see his kid at the emergency room so I'm going to stick it out for a while tonight! whoooooo overtime overtime overtime oh

what happened to the kid?

rage virus rage virus rage virus

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/54/29/22762954.jpg

(xpost to Tom)

...yay money?

I'm going to do my usual Friday night crap: lift weights and do laundry. If I'm lucky I'll have time to watch an episode of Dexter before I realize it is way too late to still be awake.

fell, hit his head, started throwing up

Yikes. Not fun.

I'm never having kids

They have their pros and cons. Occasional vomiting and Emergency Room trips are one of the cons.

Actually, that is two of the cons.

i never went to the ER as a kid. i was pretty lucky with injuries. a cursory list of injuries before the age of 18

1) got in fight with neighborhood dog. dog won, took piece of ear as trophy.
2) stuck finger through bicycle wheel
3) fell on steamer trunk, impaled knee
4) flipped over handlebars of bike
5) went rope swinging at old watering hole, but got finger jammed in rope. didn't jump off and smacked back into the leap-off rock
6) caught weenie in jewelry box, had to interrupt parents' dinner party to get it removed (age 5, thank you)
7) got accidentally cracked in the jaw by friend's drunk dad.

my biggest goal in life is to have a family, but i am in the wrongest possible financial state to do anything like that now

i might get an armadillo bump

An armadillo? Wow.

As for being in a financial state where you're ready to have kids, good luck on that one. Unless you plan to inherit billions, because kids are insanely expensive. Kinda not sure how we manage now, much less 10 years ago when we had a lot less money. You just... do.

Also, love your list of pre-18 injuries. (#6!!!)

I think my only one was my severely dislocated knee - age 16 - but I didn't go to the Emergency room. I didn't even go to the doctor until the next day, when I realized that I couldn't even put my foot down without screaming pain. I do not like to go to the doctor, but will admit that that was idiotic.

I broke my nose two or three times before I was 18, I think
I can't be sure if it's three or four times total now? wait only twice before I was 18. and again at 23? and at this point it's not like it makes a difference if I break it again unless the whole thing just breaks OFF somehow

and I got stung by a jellyfish in the genitals at the beach once