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Oh god my retinas WHY

why are you frightened of that strong, muscular man, Sara?

Let him... hug you.

frightened vs repulsed

http://leezer.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/324421704_9a15950d7d_m.jpg

Lying beside you
Here in the dark
Feeling your heart with mine
Softly you whisper
You're so sincere
How could our love be so blind
We sailed on together
We drifted apart
And here you are
By my side

So now I come to you
With open arms
Nothing to hide
Believe what I say
So here I am
With open arms
Hoping you'll see
What your love means to me
Open arms

Living without you
Living alone
This empty house seems so cold
Wanting to hold you
Wanting you near
How much I wanted you home

But now that you've come back
Turned night into day
I need you to stay

So now I come to you
With open arms
Nothing to hide
Believe what I say
So here I am
With open arms
Hoping you'll see
What your love means to me
Open arms

That picture is actually making me sad.

Dan, I don't think I've wanted to strangle you so much for years.

^_^

You know nostalgia for wanting to be strangled might be taking things a bit far.

doubtless those are cruel shoes.

i cannot imagine walking around in a pair.

nor what they would coordinate with.

or where my feet would go.

::shudder::

xpost But I would strangle you fondly, and that's what really matters, I guess.

hahaha remy

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/30/cryingbaby1.jpg

People really do look better with clothes on. These babies are just more evidence.

baby shoes

shoes made of babies

soft, but kind of expensive

bad for the insoles

they could market them as a green alternative to population growth, though.

I just don't think they would offer enough arch support.

I feel like we're writing a song here

baby shoes
shoes made of babies
soft, but kind of expensive

bad for the insoles
they could market them
as a green alternative
to population growth, though.

I just don't think
they would offer enough
arch support
I just don't think
they would offer enough
arch support

*guitar solo*

^^ Clearly UHF's first breakaway hit

See, and you were so worried about writing only one kind of song.

I don't know that a song about wearing babies for shoes would be all that mould-breaking for us.

Obviously time for me to listen to your songs a little more closely

ha, I've been using the lyrics for "Crystal Eyes" as a bookmark for the past 4 or 5 months! You posted them and I printed them out to take with me to a CNA class in the fall (I figured I could read them there, during a dull moment in class). Somehow the paper got stuck in a book I was reading and now I just move it from book to book.

This is probably not going to be the key to making you famous, sadly.

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wo widescreen

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I am waiting for mediocre Chinese food for dinner. SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW

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...better?

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that fit on your fancy man monitor, tom?

"man monitor"

it fits on his monitor, if his monitor is considered in manifold non-euclidian space

kind of

"MANifold"

Sorry, I'm just desperately bored and hungry. Also, John's post keeps changing on my screen. Laptop shenanigans or hallucinations?

some mod fucking around

one of the weekend guys just had to run to see his kid at the emergency room so I'm going to stick it out for a while tonight! whoooooo overtime overtime overtime oh

what happened to the kid?