TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

I should ask her to change her ways

take a look at yourself and then make a cake

copsploitation

hah, read as cosploitation

Leonard Part 6, dodgy sweaters, etc.

what kind of cake? mmmmm cake.

good night, ITR, and thanks for making me laugh today

cake of soap, your face is dirty.

if you dream tonight about a cake that is the cake you should make...good night.

remy why are you being...like this?

i have recently discovered ... ellipses.

(wait, i hope i didn't really piss you off -- i was just messin' around)

i can't imagine getting pissed off with you remy...well actually i can...but it is only imaginary...not real...a figment of anger...

...<3

I hate ellipses people so much... about half of everybody I went to high school with, when they got college, they started using them instead of periods or exclamation points... I'm like, wtf... whatever... I guess it doesn't matter

(I mean they may have before they got to college but when we were in HS it was not necessary to communicate with your friends via writing on a keyboard)

HEAD BASHUM

oh man i LOVE ellipses. and hyphens. and semi-colons. i think it might have been henry james' wickedly awesome use of the first two in 'the turn of the screw' that made me fall in love.

i've had a surprisingly productive day - did a shitload of work on my essay and i may even hand it in on time!! wonder of wonders!! miracle of miracles!!

today is the first day in a very long time (like, a year) that i haven't felt like i'm a complete retard. i actually understood all this stuff i was reading about postmodernism.

many hours later bump

also - it sounds like things are going well, Rubyredd! Awesome!

PS I love semi-colons and parentheses.

There is a famous ILE thread that states my position on semi-colons in a very clear manner.

I desperately hope that the conversation has not turned to colostomies.

yuk no

Taking Sides: Pasties vs Pasties

Dan, I have now skimmed that thread and must INSIST that you come home immediately so that we can get you drunk.

On booze, not semicolons or crazy made up curse words (although the latter things are, of course, welcome as well).

sooooooo bored bump

gf destroyed me in bowling last night -- all 3 games bump

bumping before I watch a movie bump

still at work bump!!

fucking worms

fucking botnets

fucking microsoft

fucking my back

Freezing! That's it. Just unreasonably cold.

getting sick fuck you warld bump

i blame the death twinkie

that is the twinkie with liquor in it?

oh yes.

marinade injectors = black magic

Don't get sick! That is no way to spend your week.

people are dropping like flies, i hope i'm not the typhoid mary of itr.

Nah, I'm still refusing to get sick; I'm sure YOU didn't infect my daughter with the cold/flu of doom, estela.

I'd better go sleep a bunch of hours. I like to sleep a lot in order to trick the viruses into thinking I'm dead and not worth bothering with.

good night.

good morning bump

bump

'n grind

I don't see nuthin' wrong.

Sara, how much water would a cup of tea displace? Also what causes the water retention capabilities of the electrolyte replacement fluids? The potassium? The sodium citrate?

Hmmmm, I wish I knew the answers to those questions, but I don't even have a book list for my first term of nursing school yet. (I may be slightly annoyed by this.)

But hey, if your tea is decaffeinated, it shouldn't displace much water at all (... since tea is mostly water). So switch to decaf if you're worried, is what I'm saying.

Wait, wouldn't sodium be a more likely suspect in causing water retention than, say, potassium? Low sodium diet plus diuretics is often the treatment for hypertension, so...

Thankig you

Yr welcome...?

Time to pick up the kids from school and then spend the next hour or so thawing out.