MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

it's highly mysterious since no one would ever steal marmite.

maybe it's ended up in some us postal service biohazard disposal facility.

estela that is not nice

i was coming from a place of <3, trying to steer people away from suspecting that you only pretended you had posted it, which is what i suspect.

that is akin to saying i like john justen more than i like lxy, which is not nice (or true) at all

that's right, i forgot john justen's had arrived, i will have to do some more thinking about this.

less thinking more mailing woman

sweetheart

dear one

i will be clutching bubble wrap while i do my further thinking, it will look promising.

sweetly, dearly clutching bubble wrap, all the time thinking, thinking, then realising with a start that the post office has closed.

um it's sunday

realising with a jolt that it's sunday.

a jolt is far more shocking than a start, i may need to rest for a couple of days, take it easy, not rush around doing errands.

won't you be shocked by the big newspaper on the porch

it might be very bad for my sweet heart.

on thursday i entered the post office, looked at the mailing boxes and padded envelopes for sale, thought for a minute, then left again. i should have stayed and bought these particular little boxes they had, they were perfect, but there was a long line of people with frosted hair and grim sets to their mouths, and over by the window all the customer pens were broken so there was a lot of angry scritching going on, it wasn't conducive.

wtf @ the post office near my work: it's the middle of the city, and everytime i go there, no matter the day or the time, it's totally packed. HELLO GET MORE STAFF

socialolism

i have probably had dismal times in that post office as well, maybe you have seen my unhappy ghost, stuck in the line forever.

postlol service

post lolffice?

i keep waiting for my toothless post office clerk to retire. i can't look at her

one day at the post office in orlando an unusual man materialised at my side and asked me to smell his bag, a shiny paper gift one, which i did not.

the ghost of drug couriers past

i detected an overpowering scent of rat.

IT HAS NOW BEEN THREE WEEKS SEATTLE POST OFFICE PLZ GIVE LXY THE MARMITE

And the bovril plz.

i think the squirrels stole it

WE ARE IN BOVRIL BUSINESS HERE PEOPLE

i couldn't picture a better monday

5 days, people. UK wins the posting/delivering contest by miles and miles.

THANKS THANKS THANKS, MARK C!

;_;

UK is waaaaay closer to you than nz, tho!

i haven't given up hope, ruby!!!!

well, maybe john justen can scoop out half his marmite and send it on to you. in the interests of fairness. or i'll bring some with me in two months and mail it to you once i'm in the states.

personally, just btw you and me, i think this was some kind of SABOTAGE on the part of estela.

hmm i wonder which person hasn't sent vegemite yet

maybe john justen can scoop

don't want to know what he uses as a scoop

ahem TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF スペースシャワーTV（スペースシャワーティーヴィー、Space Shower TV） は、株式会社スペースシャワーネットワークが運営している日本初の音楽専門チャンネル。

no but seriously ahem cough cough ahem

ATTN: ESTELA MARK C WILTER

well i am willing to drink pretty much anything, but AS THE OTHER PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THIS TASTE TEST HAVE NOT MADE THEIR CASE in the interim it is clear that MARMITE IS THE BEST OF YOUR ODD FOODS NOW AND FOREVER until i have a valid ACTUALLY HERE IN MY POSSESSIONATE CHALLENGER

xpost howdy i am still alive at least as far as i can tell

-- John Justen, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:34

Marmite is icky. Full stop.

Jergins, when will you be able to taste the heavenly elixir that is Bovril?

mere hours.

how do i eat this? on toast?

mark c sent me instructions for best preparation. we got it covered.

John Justen, will you get fluffy bear to drink it with you as well? Assuming it ever arrives.

i have mailed the vegemite.

some applause would be appreciated.

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