TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

that sounds nasty...?

AND it's freaking cold! AND I have to go to Hastings to night! xposts

stet... WHY did you eat jellied eel?

I ate eel in Japan, but it was not jellied.

I love that we're working up to some sort of T/S eel vs. jellied eel flameout here.

there is a hastings in NZ. it is small and shitty, but warm in winter.

Just trying to keep you entertained, John. xpost

Our Hastings is medium size, shitty, and freezing cold in winter.

I lived near a Hastings Point, nice warm beachy goodtimes place

Is Hastings "medium-sized" nowadays????? Has the population broken 20K yet?

I don't know; every time I go there I feel like there are vast numbers more houses. And yet there's still no place I want to GO. It's weird.

(but Northfield is smaller, even with the college populations in town, so there's my basis of comparison)

Wikipedia says the population of Hastings was 18, 204 at the 2000 census.

If the teen pregnancy rate is as high as it was when we were in high school, I'm sure they've broken 20K!

They're probably pushing 30K at this point!

I got LOST in Hastings the last time I was there because there were about a bazillion new houses up 15th St past Pleasant. It was very confusion-making.

It seems like it is expanding that way most, but getting lost, still LOL.

My parents are now just off of Pleasant, where it used to be a BIG FIELD. They've lived there since 2002, and I can't even manage to learn their new address.

Also, some of the houses that are being built are insanely large. Heather pointed one out to me that is supposed to be 10,000 square feet. CRAZY

Well, you need that in Hastings.

10,000 square foot houses in suburbs = PEOPLE ARE DOUCHEBAGS

Imagine the number of cats you could keep in a house that big!

10,000 square foot houses in suburbs anywhere = PEOPLE ARE DOUCHEBAGS

Oh, I'm totally going to say that to my mom; she won't leave her own house for a week...

haha XPOST

it's a "delicacy" in London. It's 'orrible.

stet, I hope you mean jellied eel, not cats that live in huge houses.

At least I think I hope that. Because... yuck.

i haven't eat any cats ever *_*

The only legitimate reasons I can think of to own a 10,000 square foot home:

1) You have 18 children.
2) You are ballin'.

There was a hard-hitting article in the Strib a week or two ago about IS THE LARGE SUBURBAN MCMANSION NEXT DOOR GROWING POT IN IT?

Instead of 18 children; 1,800 pot plants. I bet it is warm in the pot houses.

NOTE: "You have 18 children you are ballin'" does not logically follow from the above, and is thus not legitimate. xpost

lol irony

Have a good night you guys; I have to drive to HSTNGS now. ;_;

it is raining and i don't have raincoat. should i brave it for the 30min walk up hill to school?

or should i just stay at home and post to ITR?

Oh shit I have to go home, ugh

tonight, I shotgun beers with FB and Mook. 50% :) 25% ._. 25% o_O

xpost do what feels right, RR. God will judge you accordingly.

how do you shotgun beers?

god is telling me to stay home. i will counteract the guilt i feel at missing class by searching online for articles about pastiche, self-reflexivity, irony, parody, and intertextuality - for my wayne's world essay!

I took a nap.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgunning

I'm meant to be picking up my nu car this afternoon, but I am assuming these arse clowns will further fuck something up and I'll have to wait even longer ;_;

If I do get new car, I will drink celebratory Talisker tonight, obviously.

oh WOW shotgunning beer is quite a skill!

now we need to make a cheesy 70s copsploitation theme tune about lingjackson overdrivebert.

should it contain references to jarvik? the jarvik can be lt. overdrivebert's version of smersh or the french mob or whatever

Lipton shotgunned a beer on Conan? Fuck

now we need to make a cheesy 70s copsploitation theme tune about lingjackson overdrivebert.

I will contribute bass through autowah to this endeavor

I will do make up and hair.

i'll write the biased review and post it all over online film zines

No one will ever suspect you, Rubyredd

i'm a stealth master

fuck you cunts we shotgunned beers and gobbled booze injected twinkies (NOT DRUNK YOUNG MEN)

too right

but what booze?

I did laundry and lifted weights. No booze was involved. ;_;

And deX has an important question: what was in the Twinkies?

even though you wear a pacemaker you sound pretty nimble, lingjackson overdrivebert, i would watch your show in a heartbe...i would watch it avidly.

creme de banana & creme de cacao