TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

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multi-xpost: We usually buy A's Dad Balvenie 15 year. A. does not think he likes "smoky, peaty" scotch.

Obv. I know what to buy to have on hand for ITR people, though.

steel reserve and wild irish rose!

I am making my shopping list AS WE SPEAK.

Or write or whatever.

jessie monster OTM + black label plz

black label THE BEER, not the liquor, obv.

Obv. (Resisting "I've always known that John is a cheap date" crack. Well, almost.)

,_, is a good sad face, but i think HI DERE'S @_@ is awesome for the scaredness - like a possum caught in the headlights!

good morning ITR

The individual cans are cheap, sure, but I need to drink a lot of them.

xpost

Whatever makes you happy, Irish.

(Note to self: isolate John in corner with lots of Black Label beer. Possibly leave discreet bucket, just in case?)

estela, Lingjackson Overdrivebert makes me feel like a cheesy, yet exciting, 70s action tv show cop. i guess it also sounds porn starry, but i don't want to be a porn star, i want to be a 70s action tv show cop.

Lingjackson

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|___| |___| |___| |___|d! |_______|

^^ So THAT'S what FB has been up to for all these months he's been away!

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                      |___|   |___|   |___|   |___|d!         |_______|

whoah

ripped off from http://sapphire.no/~taxi/ascii/authors/n-z/scarface/scf!dunn.txt

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this will be my new means of communicating my amusement on ilx

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ITR now ranks 23rd in ILX popularity contest OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH bump

according to threads started statistics figures.

let's do our best to bump it to #1

ITR deserves it

really really deserves it

We have left a bruised and battered Aeon Flux Top Level in our wake, but our next adversary, I Love Cricket, is wily and tenacious.

eh, just find eels.jpg and post it up there

whoa ilx just ate my post!

or was it the wiley cricketers???

it was the EELS

i got bitten by an eel when i was a kid

xpost to Taliskertalk.

I bought a bottle on special the other day -- I was filled with joy.

I think I'm just going to establish right here that Talisker is obviously the official single malt scotch of the Idiot Thread Repository.

We should probably start working on an endorsement deal, payable in scotch.

so my Talisker audit thread is a good idea, then

Obv., although I'm feeling ;_; because I know I will be the last person to post.

Must find more occasions to try scotch. (Or AN occasion, even.)

Here's one:

IT'S MONDAY

I ate a jellied eel when i was a kid

xposts ._.

that sounds nasty...?

AND it's freaking cold! AND I have to go to Hastings to night! xposts

stet... WHY did you eat jellied eel?

I ate eel in Japan, but it was not jellied.

I love that we're working up to some sort of T/S eel vs. jellied eel flameout here.

there is a hastings in NZ. it is small and shitty, but warm in winter.

Just trying to keep you entertained, John. xpost

Our Hastings is medium size, shitty, and freezing cold in winter.

I lived near a Hastings Point, nice warm beachy goodtimes place

Is Hastings "medium-sized" nowadays????? Has the population broken 20K yet?

I don't know; every time I go there I feel like there are vast numbers more houses. And yet there's still no place I want to GO. It's weird.

(but Northfield is smaller, even with the college populations in town, so there's my basis of comparison)

Wikipedia says the population of Hastings was 18, 204 at the 2000 census.

If the teen pregnancy rate is as high as it was when we were in high school, I'm sure they've broken 20K!