TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Sorry, deX. I might be able to fake John's job for 15 minutes or so, but I don't think I could fake yours for even 15 seconds.

Sadly, this would likely remain true even if I tried to change my major to computer science. I don't think my brane can do it. ;_;

John, I actually would consider it if I had any business skills whatsoever.

Sarah, I am a receptionist at a university during intersession. It's like not having a job except you can't do anything fun for eight hours a day.

Dan, stop showing off.

At least we cleaned the entire apartment yesterday and now it looks like humans live there.

Okay, I could totally do yr job for a day, jessie.

My house does not, however, look like humans live in it, so I feel like I should warn you about that.

repeating dreams is boring but i don't care and have been very sick so here goes:

last night i had a dream that i told the dancers at my work about ruby's visa problems and they were very sympathetic because they thought she was a dancer and would be joining our company.

after that i had a dream that i went to a record store and estela wrote the pithy comment cards under the new releases, pointing out what i should and shouldn't buy.

I love it when random ILXors do weird stuff in my dreams. Especially ones I've never met in my life.

I really like the one about the dancers. And estela should write comment cards like that at record stores (or at least someone trustworthy should).

I wrote the comment cards for Red Pets until the owner found the one on the Live album that said "If you buy this you are a dick."

lolz - but your sentiment and belief is so clear!

RIP Red Pets ;_;

lololololololololol

I had a dream the other night that I discovered that Heave Ho was a sockpuppet and there was a very Sherlock Holmes-style "and THAT is how I deduced that Heave Ho was none other than....!!" "*gasp*" "oh you caught me, you bastard!" "*bang bang* *crash*" but I forget who he supposedly was.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:26 AM (Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:26 AM)

The most random one I've had with an ILXor in it involved some kind of end of the world scenario. For some reason, Ned showed up in a van and was going to save everyone by COOKING.

So I vote that you thought that Heave Ho was Ned.

awww jergins!

random ilxors pop up in my dreams too. the most recent one featured jesse and we were swimming down at this park not far from my house. it was a very nice relaxing dream (weird, since i'm scared of the water).

omg I think I DID think Heave Ho was Ned.

ITR HIVEMIND OMG

bumping bumping bumping bump

last bump before I pass out for 10 hours bump

Had a terrifying dream once where Ally shouted at me for hours, and then when she was done and I mumbled out a reply she turned away to her mates and said "what a douche". I've never even met her!

no chance in hell of working bump

ME OTM

Rrreeboot back to the old school bump

and the cycle begins anew.

If it's not too much to ask, if we could work Bo Jackson Overdrive into the next title reboot, that would be awesome.

good morning all

I have to go buy scrub tops today. Yay?

i read that louis jagger thread last night and then dreamt that louis jagger was fucking shit up at my work. jesus.

-- lxy (lxy), Saturday, 10 February 2007 15:42 (11 months ago) Link

bumping out of sense of duty, must avoid guilt at all costs bump

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah new thread title awesome awesome hahaha

must sleep or at least try bump

no, stay up for a while.

If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only bring one book, would women be offended if one were to call a loopy cunt a loopy cunt? Like, not throwing the label around willy-nilly, but like, a real loopy cunt, you know? And no, you can't say the bible or the complete Shakespeare.

those would be two books i'd LEAST want to bring to a desert island. unless i wanted to drive myself to suicide.

another shitty day dealing with another bunch of shitty morons. but i did some serious retail therapy today which made me feel temporarily better.

xpost It depends on the woman (or women). Silly FB.

What book to bring, I don't know. Let me think about it.

Rubyredd - glad the shopping helped a bit at least!

Okay, I haven't thought of a book for a desert island. I don't know if it's that I'm older than I used to be or more cynical than I used to be or what it is, but lately I'm underwhelmed by most of what I read. I rarely find a book that pulls me in so much that I can't get my mind off of it. I think the last one was probably Girl with a Pearl Earring - and when I picked that up, I expected to be bored.

Maybe it is an expectations thing? I just finished American Gods this morning and it had some terrific moments, but mostly... I liked it, I didn't love it.

btw, if we're going to a deserted island, I don't care what sort of language people use. Just don't expect me to share my sunscreen with you.

THIS THREAD COULD USE A BUMP.

Definitely. I like the new title btw. It's very cosy.

bumping because according to ILX, it's a new day

it is a new day, bump.

First day back at work. u_u bump

DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU ARE BUMP

ON ILX bump

3 hours later bump, because someone has to

yikes is the patient still breathing bump

It would appear so, but I can't watch him for the next few hours; sleep awaits bump

(so, you know, good night and everything all, wherever you are)

Lingjackson Overdrivebert

does that have a demollifying effect, lingbert.

or is it supramollifying.

how do you tick.

i think i really mean 'what makes you tick'.

a l'il bit too much glenlivet bump

Gonna have some pancakes bump

not enough talisker bump

gonna lie back down bump