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good night, sleep tight, and may your dreams come true bump

good night sara, see you real soon

my cat says hello to all of you, via a complicated system of catnip mouse semaphore and meaningful yawning.

hello little cat

her response is affectionate and amiable

she is making me feel sleepy

oh my fucking god my city is full of fucktards. shitty ass fuck fuck night at work. I HATE YOU STUPID CUSTOMERS WHO NEED BRANE TRANSPLANTS. that is all.

[ridiculously cheery taxi driver came THIS CLOSE to having his mouth punched until my knuckles shattered]

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um timid hello ruby

sorry about that. just a suffering from a particularly short fuse tonight.

hi estela!

hi, you're home now, you can forget about all the fuckers.

until i have to do it all again tomorrow night

it is very hard to overcome the dread of impending fuckers.

you are absolutely right. i'm just not cut out for this kind of customer service. i want a bookstore. or i want a small letterpress printing studio. i need to buy a lotto ticket tomorrow.

Yes, can I get a book on guitars, or perhaps brane transplants?

WORK IS SO BORING WHY AM I NOT AT HOME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. :(

jessie, what kind of job do you do? Maybe we could switch for a day. I'm at home all the time and it is v. boring. Be warned: my house is not very neat and my two kids WILL interrupt your video games.

Anybody want to buy a guitar store?

...no?

damn

Anyone want to rewrite VB6 DLLs, C# DLLs and SQLServer 2005 stored procedures for me?

I hate to do it, but no to both John and Dan. I don't even understand Dan's question!

;_;

Sorry, deX. I might be able to fake John's job for 15 minutes or so, but I don't think I could fake yours for even 15 seconds.

Sadly, this would likely remain true even if I tried to change my major to computer science. I don't think my brane can do it. ;_;

John, I actually would consider it if I had any business skills whatsoever.

Sarah, I am a receptionist at a university during intersession. It's like not having a job except you can't do anything fun for eight hours a day.

Dan, stop showing off.

At least we cleaned the entire apartment yesterday and now it looks like humans live there.

Okay, I could totally do yr job for a day, jessie.

My house does not, however, look like humans live in it, so I feel like I should warn you about that.

repeating dreams is boring but i don't care and have been very sick so here goes:

last night i had a dream that i told the dancers at my work about ruby's visa problems and they were very sympathetic because they thought she was a dancer and would be joining our company.

after that i had a dream that i went to a record store and estela wrote the pithy comment cards under the new releases, pointing out what i should and shouldn't buy.

I love it when random ILXors do weird stuff in my dreams. Especially ones I've never met in my life.

I really like the one about the dancers. And estela should write comment cards like that at record stores (or at least someone trustworthy should).

I wrote the comment cards for Red Pets until the owner found the one on the Live album that said "If you buy this you are a dick."

lolz - but your sentiment and belief is so clear!

RIP Red Pets ;_;

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I had a dream the other night that I discovered that Heave Ho was a sockpuppet and there was a very Sherlock Holmes-style "and THAT is how I deduced that Heave Ho was none other than....!!" "*gasp*" "oh you caught me, you bastard!" "*bang bang* *crash*" but I forget who he supposedly was.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:26 AM (Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:26 AM)

The most random one I've had with an ILXor in it involved some kind of end of the world scenario. For some reason, Ned showed up in a van and was going to save everyone by COOKING.

So I vote that you thought that Heave Ho was Ned.

awww jergins!

random ilxors pop up in my dreams too. the most recent one featured jesse and we were swimming down at this park not far from my house. it was a very nice relaxing dream (weird, since i'm scared of the water).

omg I think I DID think Heave Ho was Ned.

ITR HIVEMIND OMG

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Had a terrifying dream once where Ally shouted at me for hours, and then when she was done and I mumbled out a reply she turned away to her mates and said "what a douche". I've never even met her!

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ME OTM

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and the cycle begins anew.

If it's not too much to ask, if we could work Bo Jackson Overdrive into the next title reboot, that would be awesome.

good morning all

I have to go buy scrub tops today. Yay?

i read that louis jagger thread last night and then dreamt that louis jagger was fucking shit up at my work. jesus.

-- lxy (lxy), Saturday, 10 February 2007 15:42 (11 months ago) Link

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah new thread title awesome awesome hahaha

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no, stay up for a while.