TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Hello!Q What kind of board is this?

ITS THE ALL-AMERICAN ORIGINAL FUN TIME BOARD

+ some illegal aliens *ahem*

note: not all of us are american. we are not always original. we are always fun.

xpost haha

yesyes

richard 3 have you seen wayne's world?

you mean the webcomic?

Hello and welcome, Richard 3!

no, the movie!

oh the movie, no i have not

should i?

i can't believe how many ppl missed this gem!! yes, richard, you should. and then you can come back to this thread and we can talk about postmodernism concepts played out in the film and you can help me write my essay cuz I AM LAZY.

Richard 3:

http://www.myebayfiles.info/ebay-cake-decorating/pix/home.png

did your friend really stick his hand in a deep fryer?

a baby:

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/PopularMechanics/8-1938/lrg_baby_gas.jpg

I have new glasses bump

Also kinda uneasy with sealing babies in glass containers

You wouldn't be so uneasy if it were seal babies. Or Seal's babies.

^^^^^ True.

I am scared of both.

dear little babies with happy waving arms should not be put in glass cases.

They are safer if they can get into a glass case and die of suffocation - or blood loss when they wave their arms and break the glass.

I think there is a reason that modern incubators are made of plastic, is what I'm saying.

guys I am a diplomat and a scholar

but not a wizard. :((

Tom, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like you.

No need to be a wizard, too.

That would probably just freak people out anyway.

Hey guys, I was fixing a guitar and had to step away from the internet for a bit. Did I miss anything?

JJ i have a guitar-related question/s for you:
my guy has a guitar and it is his beloved. but it is old and kinda fucked. a long time ago he told me that one of the best gifts you can get for a guitar player is to take their guitar to a shop and get stuff done to it. but i don't remember what stuff. like tuning and stuff i guess. or something.

so my question is: could i just take his guitar into a guitar shop and say 'do stuff to it' or do i need to specify?

and my 2nd question: i don't suppose you are familiar with good guitar places in oakland? i am scared to take it to someone who is crap and ends up fucking his guitar.

What you want to do is bring it in and ask for a "setup".

First things first, what kind of guitar is it?

ummmmm... a black and green one???

:( i can't remember

this is a picture of it, if that helps??

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2390/2183594021_71473eb3c6_o.jpg

Your guy has lost his socks ;_;

he rocked his socks off

i'm so glad he doesn't wear those white sports socks pulled up to his knees with shorts

btw: "what kind of guitar is it" - i DID know it was electric as opposed to acoustic (i'm not that stupid) i just have no idea about any other type details

xpost yes, that is a look that makes one seriously question a man's judgement.

oh fucking shit. The shit car salesman who sold me my new car (and accused me of having red hair o_O)has been fired, and now I can't pick up my piece of shit new car til Tuesday, which is v v inconvenient coz I'll be back at work then. u_u

How's everyone holding up anyway?

Wait, what is wrong with having red hair?!

I'm sorry about your car-buying troubles.

My husband just bought a used Jetta (since we really do need two cars and the accident last week killed the Accord). I kind of don't want to think about the money parts of this, but that is partly because I'm freaking out about student loans. I think I just need to not think about it.

Wait, how will you get to work without the new car? So confused now.

OK, that is either a modded Gibson or Epiphone SG. What you want to ask for is a restring and setup (if they ask, you want it intonated, the action and string height adjusted, and the pickup height adjusted, and the pots and switch cleaned with tuner cleaner). Shouldn't cost more than $50-$75 + cost of strings, even in CA (I charge $24-$36, but It'll be higher there). If they give you any hoodoo voodoo crap beyond that, email me and I'll tell you if they're full of shit.

thanks heaps, JJ! it won't be for awhile yet, but i just wanted to make sure i know what the hell i'm doing, because if anything happens to that guitar while in my care there will be tears.

post-treadmill super bored bump

good night, sleep tight, and may your dreams come true bump

good night sara, see you real soon

my cat says hello to all of you, via a complicated system of catnip mouse semaphore and meaningful yawning.

hello little cat

her response is affectionate and amiable

she is making me feel sleepy

oh my fucking god my city is full of fucktards. shitty ass fuck fuck night at work. I HATE YOU STUPID CUSTOMERS WHO NEED BRANE TRANSPLANTS. that is all.

[ridiculously cheery taxi driver came THIS CLOSE to having his mouth punched until my knuckles shattered]

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um timid hello ruby

sorry about that. just a suffering from a particularly short fuse tonight.

hi estela!