MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

I will send the bovril on the weekend, promise! Rubes, did you make any kind of customs declaration? Also, come chat :)

i just wrote "prepackaged food" which is what i usually put when i send chocolate and stuff to jordan, and it gets there fine. no chatz today! must clean room! the minimisation process is beginning and i've already gotten rid of two huge rubbish bags of clothes... i'm boxing up all my books now ;_;

did slow estela send the vegemite yet

nomar might yet

lingbert: no but i have got some bubble wrap now. progress, not perfection.

slow estela sounds like the name of a gullible character from a fairy tale, a plain looking girl with limited prospects inexpertly wielding a broom.

i need to know something, if i include a surprise (a nice one) for sara in the package to john is it going to cause inconvenience, i don't know how far away you are from each or how often you catch up.

it should be no problem, unless it is a really nice thing in which case i will keep it and stop returning her phone calls

estela, I <3 you.

John, you are lucky that I am fond of you.

i know, it helps me get free nice stuff!

I am so tired that I have lost all my impulses to strangle you, John.

WHERE IS MY SURPRISE PEOPLE

FUCCCCCCCK. I just went to make some toast with vegemite at work and some arsehole has finished the jar off and left it empty in the fridge >:O

you keep it in the fridge?

At work, it is put in the fridge, not by me.

oh shit there is milo in this piece of shit i just remembered ^_^

Bovril all boxed up (homemade boxes made from hacking up a case of Amarone) and ready to go!! Hope customs don't play hardball.

Gah, post office is closed saturday afternoons. Sorry guys, will be a little bit more delayed ;_;

that's okay, seeing as our marmite still has not arrived. wtf postal service.

it's fun to know that things are crawling their way to us, ever so ever so slowly.

look who is crawling now

i apologize for my previous post. it's making me queasy.

lxy, it was a bit weird writing "lxy" on an address label - there won't be postal confusion once it arrives, will there?

all her bills arrive that way

LXY all caps no last name

i'm really upset the marmite hasn't arrived. i posted it two weeks ago! i'm going to write a letter of complaint to the US/seattle postal service.

you aren't serious are you

what makes you think i'm not serious?

it's highly mysterious since no one would ever steal marmite.

maybe it's ended up in some us postal service biohazard disposal facility.

estela that is not nice

i was coming from a place of <3, trying to steer people away from suspecting that you only pretended you had posted it, which is what i suspect.

that is akin to saying i like john justen more than i like lxy, which is not nice (or true) at all

that's right, i forgot john justen's had arrived, i will have to do some more thinking about this.

less thinking more mailing woman

sweetheart

dear one

i will be clutching bubble wrap while i do my further thinking, it will look promising.

sweetly, dearly clutching bubble wrap, all the time thinking, thinking, then realising with a start that the post office has closed.

um it's sunday

realising with a jolt that it's sunday.

a jolt is far more shocking than a start, i may need to rest for a couple of days, take it easy, not rush around doing errands.

won't you be shocked by the big newspaper on the porch

it might be very bad for my sweet heart.

on thursday i entered the post office, looked at the mailing boxes and padded envelopes for sale, thought for a minute, then left again. i should have stayed and bought these particular little boxes they had, they were perfect, but there was a long line of people with frosted hair and grim sets to their mouths, and over by the window all the customer pens were broken so there was a lot of angry scritching going on, it wasn't conducive.

wtf @ the post office near my work: it's the middle of the city, and everytime i go there, no matter the day or the time, it's totally packed. HELLO GET MORE STAFF

socialolism

i have probably had dismal times in that post office as well, maybe you have seen my unhappy ghost, stuck in the line forever.

postlol service

post lolffice?

i keep waiting for my toothless post office clerk to retire. i can't look at her

one day at the post office in orlando an unusual man materialised at my side and asked me to smell his bag, a shiny paper gift one, which i did not.

the ghost of drug couriers past

i detected an overpowering scent of rat.