AMERICAS FOODS TO BE TRIED UPON ON IMMEDIATE ARRIVAL BY RUBYREDD

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Rubys, they's mostly parts of the pig most folks find too disgusting to eat. They's combined in bricks with various sorts of glues. Scrapple is more homogeneously glued together, while souse is rather gelatinous.

libcrypt, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

C-Loaf is just a loaf with a C.

libcrypt, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

gross

gr8080, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

i can't wait to see if a mcdonald's big mac in america tastes different to a nz big mac.

libcrypt, i think i'm going to pass on that. my vegan bf will probably appreciate me passing on that, too.

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

RR, you are making me sad. At least you have all those crazily named candies! ("perky nanas" still makes me smile)

Sara R-C, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

okay we do have some awesome LOLLIES (i'm going to insist on calling them chocolate bars and lollies when i'm in the US), but so does america! i promise i will try to remember to bring a ton with me so i can post them out to all you guys.

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

Rubys, try olallieberry pie. That's pretty USA-specific, I think and darn-shootin' good.

libcrypt, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

LOLLIES

Hmmmm, maybe you can get that to catch on here.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

jordan s, what are butterfingers

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://stromandfriends.com/bugles.jpg

gr8080, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to have to think about this topic, and possiby visit the grocery store.

You know what, I've been secretly craving a Charleston Chew bar lately, though. I don't know why. So get one of those.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

i already got jordan saying LOLLIES

what the hell are OLALLIBERRIES

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

Note that I have been vegetarian for 20-some years now but wifey swears by scrapple and also finds real scottish haggis a total treat.

libcrypt, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

Bugles are awesome; gr8080 OTM

Sara R-C, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9rbj4idyc8

gr8080, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nestle.ca/NR/rdonlyres/62433100-3EE1-4B04-945A-7E9C2935435D/0/butterfinger_cta2.jpg

kind of an indescribable taste-- very awesome flaky orange filling covered in chocolate. a must try.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

The olallieberry (pronounced oh-la-leh, sometimes spelled ollalieberry, olallaberry, olalliberry, ollalaberry or ollaliberry) is a cross between the loganberry and the youngberry, each of which is itself a cross between blackberry and another berry (raspberry and dewberry, respectively).

(Wackypedia)

libcrypt, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWyrOzXoKEc&feature=related

gr8080, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

i still don't really know what a OLALLIEBERRY will taste like. will add to my list.

butterfingers sound delishhhhhh!

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

ah yes CRUNCHY AND PEANUT BUTTERY for the butterfinger

J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

i'm excited to try the whole range of hostess products

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

Tamarind-based candy (again, MX-ish) is fine stuff. Also, if you can find chili-lime flavored dried split lima beans, they are seriously AWESOME.

libcrypt, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

I am seriously biased toward the latin side of CA cuisine.

libcrypt, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

i hope they eat this in NZ:

http://kms9262.k12.sd.us/kraft_macaroni_cheese.jpg

gr8080, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

see, wellington/nz in general, is v v limited when it comes to 'ethnic' food. auckland is probably better (since a third of our pop. is located there) but here it's all turkish and malaysian restaurants mostly, esp when it comes to cheap-eats.

there are no ethiopian restaurants here, and maybe like two mexican restaurants (both on the pricey side).

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

we have prepackaged mac n cheese

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

a GIS for 'cheetos' without the safesearch filter on is... kind of... REVOLTING

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

a GIS for 'cheetos' without the safesearch filter on is... kind of... REVOLTING

J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

i feel like this thread needs bell labs and jaq

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rafa.com/graphics/zl303goines-Can.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 May 2008 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

I will tell you that if you are thinking of trying funjuns and they only have wise onion rings WAIT til you can find funjuns. Then, do not, I repeat, do not exceed fun size!

tehresa, Sunday, 25 May 2008 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

thanks mookie, i will add that to my list of places to visit.

funjuns?!?!

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh i spelled it wrong.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/popmusic/images/funyuns_2.jpeg

tehresa, Sunday, 25 May 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

In-N-Out Burger

Do they have avocados in NZ?

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

we have avocados.

i've heard of this burger place and since i'm a big burger fan it will be at the top of my list.

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

By a lot of elementary schools in the East Bay there are sometimes churro carts where you can get a bag of them for a few dollars.

svend, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

svend, you'll be pleased to know that thanks to you and about a 100 other ppl i know who've made reference to oakland being a shithole, jordan now wants us to move to somewhere like alameda or berkeley as soon as his current lease is up in august. this is mostly because he's worried that i will hate it there, thanks to everyone relentlessly badmouthing it to me, even though he really likes it, and moving will be a pain in the ass, and his current apartment is completely awesome, and he totally doesn't want to live in alameda or berkeley.

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

back to food discussion now.

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

chez panisse is kind of famous and v. expensive -- save it for mega-celebration

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh man is it one of those places where i'll have to point at the menu when i order because i can't pronounce any of fancypants frenchy names?

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

no one will mind if you use a cute kiwi accent

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 May 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i think i'm gonna be heavily relying on the novelty of my accent for a lot of things.

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

RR have you ever had hot wings/buffalo wings? They are probably the best fucking food in the world.

Abbott, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

Try Dickel brand bourbon!

Abbott, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i've had them once before i think, at this tex-mex (i think that's what the style is called??) restaurant here in welly a few years ago. but i'm a baby when it comes to spicy food :(

xpost and i'm a fussy drinker - i had a v v v bad experience with homebrewed bourbon in my teens and can't even stand the smell of it since.

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man that is a shame but I can dig.

Abbott, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

There are a lot of 'hot wings' that aren't even half spicy.

http://www.wingstop.com/img/content/menu/images/menu07_r1_c1.jpg

Abbott, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man now I want to go to Wing Stop so bad. Why do I do thins to myself?

Abbott, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

THEIR FRIES ARE SO GOOD

http://www.wingstop.com/img/content/menu/images/menu07_r3_c1.jpg

Abbott, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

your a ccent will get u by in many situations

oakland will be fine. everyone is boring. your boyfriend knows better than the losers on here

jergïns, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

god I'm starving... why did I look at this thread again?!

Sara R-C, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:58 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

krispy kreme HOLY SHIT

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Sunday, 5 April 2009 00:59 (seventeen years ago)

i know that creamy filling is probably some kind of pig fat or crushed hooves or some shit, but GODDAMN

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Sunday, 5 April 2009 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

fyi: i ate TWO kk donuts, and the TWO inandout cheeseburgers, and then fell into a carb-coma on the way home. my stomach now looks like a malnourished ethiopian child's.

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Sunday, 5 April 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

i think with kk it takes just two. the first one is like 'well this aint so hot' the second is 'holy shit give me more'

ive never had one with filling though only the plain old glazed ones

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 April 2009 02:31 (seventeen years ago)

I like Krispy Kreme, but they have disappeared from the Twin Cities (so far as I can tell). I always ate the custard-filled ones with chocolate on top.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 5 April 2009 03:40 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

do they have eskimos in the us ms rubyredd? round and succuclent as a sweet pig, pagan little icons loved by kiwis since their earliest incompetent,resolute, gummy, golden hearted staring bug days, but i digress, have your heard the facts?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/2349017/Eskimo-lollies-rile-Inuit

hope the us of a is treating you well and you and your beau get back to nz one day to make pressed letters and babies that eat eskmios etc :)

exploiting fully blown neurotic messes (Kiwi), Thursday, 23 April 2009 09:59 (seventeen years ago)

yes, i read that article! (i read stuff.co.nz for the nostalgia)

we'll most likely be back for a honeymoon once my greencard comes through in a year or so.

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Saturday, 25 April 2009 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

hey justine, happy ANZAC day, Im sure your bloke will love nz.

Id love to get to the US myself one day, you might enjoy Joe Bennets description of his travels through the US:

"and I travelled light. I carried only a backpack of prejudices. Cherised prejudices, racial heirlooms that I was unwilling to let go.I had been raised to see Americans as energetic children , committed to making money and being keen, but all of them, in the words of Evelyn Waugh, who was and remains my favourite bigot, 'exiles uprooted and doomed to sterility'...These people were different but if I had to choose a single adjective to describe them I would not choose sterile. I would chose good. These people were good.The young did not seem disaffected. The old seemed free from bile. Their intrest in me was all that I could wish and their generosity was greater than I could handle."


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Kiwi, Saturday, 25 April 2009 12:40 (seventeen years ago)

April is the worst month to be AUS/NZ ex-pat what with missing 4 day easter weekend and then 3 day anzac weekend.

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Saturday, 25 April 2009 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I regret telling you to try Idaho Spud; a friend bought one for me recently ("though of you! Idaho!") and I forgot how waxy and mushy and tasteless they are, like an old man's balls.

dream words & nightmare paragraphs from a red factory in a dead town (Abbbottt), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

anyway my answer now is roasted Hatch green chile
yum

dream words & nightmare paragraphs from a red factory in a dead town (Abbbottt), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

i bought a thing of hatch chiles when i was in america

america is really just a well-oiled mechanism for delivering food to mouth

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

Just want to add to Abbott's endorsement -- anybody can have this precious stuff without going to New Mexico, if you have a store that carries Anaheim chilies and have a way to roast them. (Gas oven with a broiler rack works best.)

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

abbz if you mean the candy bar I REALLY ENJOYED IT!!! i think. i can't actually remember and i may be confusing it with something else.

just1n3, Friday, 17 February 2012 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha "rubyredd"

how did we get here how? (ytth), Friday, 17 February 2012 05:08 (fourteen years ago)

these are the heights that itr aspires to fyi

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Friday, 17 February 2012 05:39 (fourteen years ago)

3.5 years and
i haven't tried snoballs, olallieberries/pie, panda express, scrapple, funyuns, hot wings, bbq ribs, clam chowder, cool whip, white castle, it's-it, church's chicken, popeye's, taco bell, spam

i liked hershey's at first but now i hate it
cheetos are inferior to nz's 'twisties'
i still haven't been to chez panisse but i did go to millenium and it was awesome
in-and-out was amazing the first time, subpar other times, and their fries are the worst
sunny otm about pretty much everything - i still feel sad about once a week bc i miss nz bread so much
salt water taffy is... salty; idgi
good biscuits are SO FUCKING GOOD. a million x better than boring scones

re. grits: i will cook them when you come here

― lxy, Tuesday, May 27, 2008

YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T

everything here tastes like medicine!!
still true

RR, send me your address, too, so that when it cools off here I can send something your way. I promise to try not to lose it.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, August 6, 2008

YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T

but then again i totally didn't send anyone any new zealish candy bc it all ended up in my belly

just1n3, Friday, 17 February 2012 06:24 (fourteen years ago)

hey ruby do you like toffee pops, i've been scoffing them all week.

estela, Friday, 17 February 2012 10:21 (fourteen years ago)

just1n3 OTM, In-N-Out's fries are rubbish.

dream words & nightmare paragraphs from a red factory in a dead town (Abbbottt), Friday, 17 February 2012 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

Are you a vegetarian? If not, I don't see any reason why you should be shying away from hot wings or ribs. I don't think the rest of them are so neccessary, but you sorta owe yourself snoballs since you started the thread off with that intent.

getting good with gulags (beachville), Friday, 17 February 2012 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

God, those Snoballs look like thistles.

getting good with gulags (beachville), Friday, 17 February 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

I love toffee pops, and squiggles, mallowpuffs, collisions, all of them!

just1n3, Friday, 17 February 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

The us is really lacking in the the fun-cookie dept

just1n3, Friday, 17 February 2012 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

come back, bring lollies, i will make grits

<3

lxy, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

Hostess went bankrupt, so y'all need to act fast.

pplains, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

xp we were talking the other day about how we'd love to do that pac-nw road trip all over again - it was so much fun. alas, we are saving it all for a trip to paris next year instead.

just1n3, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

yeah lxy, but you can come to paris and cook us some grits there, that would be fine.

how did we get here how? (ytth), Saturday, 18 February 2012 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

i will very happily do that.

lxy, Saturday, 18 February 2012 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

"RR, send me your address, too, so that when it cools off here I can send something your way. I promise to try not to lose it.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, August 6, 2008

YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T

but then again i totally didn't send anyone any new zealish candy bc it all ended up in my belly"

:(

Another thing I have, unsurprisingly, failed at.

Just come visit me in Minnesota, I will feed you many treats, hand made, not kidding!

Sara R-C, Sunday, 19 February 2012 18:41 (fourteen years ago)


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