TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

John, I'm voting yes. Because I know nothing of this movie and I have no idea who that guy is, but I figure you can find out for me and report back.

ITS ABOUT A CRIMINAL MIDGET PRETENDING TO BE A BABY AND BEING "RAUNCHY" I BELIEVE

Well then absolutely yes.

ew the previews for that looked gross

this is really terrible already

i dont think i have enough booze in the house to watch this

It's too bad you didn't prepare properly. You guys haven't live-blogged a horrendous film in forever.

And it's Sunday, so you can't even go get emergency booze rations!

Special edition of JJ will watch it.

Booze free!

Not to worry; FB will be by later to check in whether or not you need to "take a little rest" in a strait jacket.

Booze free!

-- Sara R-C, Monday, December 31, 2007 1:09 AM (5 minutes ago)

no no, i have booze, just not enough

also available, ultraviolet w/ milla jovovovoovovvovich

I'd like to hear John's definition of "enough" booze for any circumstance, tbh.

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/S/J/8/ultraviolet01250602.jpg

it would appear that the props department for this movie constructed their futuristic weapons after buying a bunch of stapleguns from home depot

Now, John. You know that's just good business. It's a MULTIUSE PRODUCT, for both the character and the props people. And probably the business office, too.

milla jovovich is a much better actress when her only line is "MULTIPASS"

I hear she's looking for a new script from an as yet unheard of screenwriter from the Midwest.

oh fifth element. <33333

fifth element is the greatest movie ever made about sort of nothing at all.

there was just a groin injury montage in little man

This thread is now traumatizing me by reminding me that I didn't see any movies for, like, a decade. Including Fifth Element.

YOU GUYS I JUST SAW A GODMAN EXORCISE AN EVIL SPIRIT FROM A GIRL AND PUT IT IN A COCONUT AND THEN HE BROKE THE COCONUT AND BLOOD CAME OUT.

nm it was a trick they used a mouse and the godman was a bank manager. :(

PBS <3.

Ultraviolet was kind of awesome! Milla Jovavich is super in action films. Also John "Black People All Look Alike" Justen apparently can't tell Marlon and Damon Wayans apart.

All of this reminds me that I need to see Resident Evil 3.

To be fair, John can't tell white people apart most of the time, either. He should really see an optometrist.

I am going to go get on my treadmill and watch Arrested Development now. (At least I'm catching up on something, and also reinforcing my lifelong crush on Jason Bateman.)

actually, comcast cable guide can't tell damon and marlon apart, because that's what it still says in the onscreen info.

xpost

comcast doesn't care about black people.

^^^^^ true, according to my cable bill

OH SNAP! a picture thread

I really want people to link to the OH SNAP! picture thread instead of saying "OH SNAP!" from now on.

From this moment on, I will ban any user of the ITR that says OH SNAP! a picture thread without linking to the OH SNAP! a picture thread a picture thread

so tempted to ban you for incomprehensibility

It's a wonder you didn't give into that temptation years ago

I wasn't a moderator on ITR years ago!

A flimsy excuse if I've ever heard one!

But I'll accept it because, you know, 'tis the season.

You guys, there are madmen on ILM saying that "Take Me With U" is the best song on Purple Rain. W T F

Okay, no, it's clearly "Darling Nikki"

(Actually I prefer the more mundane "When Doves Cry" and "Purple Rain," but you know, any time I can take a decades old swipe at poor Tipper Gore, I take the chance.)

(okay, not so much "mundane" as "way less obscene")

The correct answer is "any song that isn't 'Take Me With U'"!

I don't remember what else is on that album! I just remember that we used to listen to the tape downstairs in the basement when we lived on 15th St. You know, WHERE MOM COULDN'T HEAR IT

Prince was light years ahead of everyone else with his "4 U," etc. Imagine how easy it must have been for him to learn to text.

Let's Go Crazy
Take Me With U
The Beautiful Ones
Darling Nikki
Computer Blue
When Doves Cry
I Would Die 4 U
Baby I'm A Star
Purple Rain

aka 8 AWESOME SONGS AND "Take Me With U"

I'm irrationally partial to I Would Die 4 U.

Thinking about this has forced me to listen to Prince on my computer. You guys I'm not getting sleep and I blame both Dan AND Prince.

However, the Prince song I've been obsessed with since last spring is "7." I don't have a clue what album it is originally from, but it loops in my head at the oddest moments.

btw, pepper brie is the best late night snack in the world

My favorite is Delirious (from 1999) or Bob George (from The Black Album) or Kiss. He was great in his prime.

"7" is from 0)+>.

I really, really, really love "Sometimes It Snows In April" and "Mountains".

I don't even know some of those! ;_;

I sometimes think I should go through all of the HSTNGS and related threads, taking notes on music, books, and other media.