TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

because it so accurately sums up my feelings.

haha my followup is better!

DEAR GIANTS,

I WOULD INVITE YOU ALL TO EAT MY DICK BUT I THINK YOU WOULD SCREW THAT UP AT THE LAST MINUTE AND SPEND FIFTEEN MINUTES LICKING MY KNEES AND SHOULDERBLADES

-- HI DERE, Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:22 PM (Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:22 PM) Bookmark Link

DEAR NY GIANTS/FUCK YOU

^^^ Cosign this * 1000.

Cosign * 1000 that one, too.

xp.

y'all I have been mad since the Pats beat the Panthers in the Superbowl That Time Forgot. Why doesn't the self-deluded (lol we are cosmopolitan honest!!!) mid-sized city that at least has good weather and Chick-Fil-A get a good sports team? ;_;

or as I IMed boyfriend:
yeah I mean I don't hate Boston as a city because it just acts the way EVERY midsized city acts (trying really hard to convince itself it's actually a big cosmopolitan city)

but omg there is nothing that proves that little self-delusion more inaccurate than the way we act about our fucking sports teams.

omg red sox nationnn! do you guys know what ignorant ass rednecks you look like?

Also I just like to see parades get rained out in general.

I like the Red Sox. I like the Celtics. But as a (suffering) Dolphins fan, I hate the Patriots. They used to be such a joke. This is a sad, cataclysmic time we live in.

this is why I now only pay real attention to the exciting sport of DOG SHOWS.

I admit that I would like the Patriots a shit-ton if they replaced the balll with a pomeranian.

i have recently started watching dog shows primarily to root against pomeranians.

YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCK YOU YOU BUG EYED FREAK EAT THAT GERMAN SHEPHERDS DUST BITCH

It's sad that the only part of this conversation I understand is about dog shows, isn't it.

Also, German Shepherds are completely awesome; RIP Sargeant, my supercool German Shepherd from the 1970s.

PS AWESOME wedding, great dance, my feet are killing me and I've finally been inside the Grand. YAY

PPS Hi guys

Oh dammit thread title is broek again bump ;_;

:(

like the sands in the hourglass.

ps rubyredd you don't have to apply to post here, but we do encourage all our new posters to consider making a donation of personal "scrap material" to dan.

'scrap material'? like toenail clippings?

not what i was thinking about, but that'll work.

ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?

Dear Rubyredd, trust me when I tell you that you can safely disregard pretty much everything John says.

i was dubious about the poop, but ya know, whatever it takes to raise my eligibility status on ITR.

Note that when John says things like "send Dan poop" he is really saying "send John poop-covered pomeranians".

now thats just silly

Second rule: always, always listen to Dan.

Oh, except that Dan will go to Cincinatti and Dan will go to Nashville, but good luck getting him to come HOME! ;_;

(at the same time, "home" being Hastings, I can kind of see the lack of a temptation for a visit)

Guys, why are there 275 new posts about Bill Cosby on ILM? wtf is wrong with ppl

I don't suppose they are discussing his eclectic Cosby Show sweater wardrobe.

i wanted dr huxtable to be my dad when i was a kid

Dr. Huxtable kind of was my dad; it's super overrated.

Dan's Dad is actually kind of cute you guys.

Uh, that might have come out wrong. Dan's Dad is cute in the "he's kind of a funny guy" way. That being said, I have zero memory of Dan's Dad from high school.

never really liked claire tho. she would, however, have been quite an improvement on my own ma

I totally would have adopted any of these people's mothers: Dan, John, FB

I was at my mother's earlier today, for maybe an hour, and I was SO ready to leave. Claire would have also been an improvement - but I did like her on the show.

I really wanted to have Rudy for a younger sister.

i also had a crush on theo

GUYS, DO I WATCH STARMAKING DAMON WILLIAMS FILM "LITTLE MAN" ON ENCORE IN 10 MINUTES Y/N?

xpost He was good looking, but I think I would have been more likely to have a crush on Theo's more academically inclined brother. (Why did they have so many girls?!)

John, I'm voting yes. Because I know nothing of this movie and I have no idea who that guy is, but I figure you can find out for me and report back.

ITS ABOUT A CRIMINAL MIDGET PRETENDING TO BE A BABY AND BEING "RAUNCHY" I BELIEVE

Well then absolutely yes.

ew the previews for that looked gross

this is really terrible already

i dont think i have enough booze in the house to watch this

It's too bad you didn't prepare properly. You guys haven't live-blogged a horrendous film in forever.

And it's Sunday, so you can't even go get emergency booze rations!

Special edition of JJ will watch it.

Booze free!

Not to worry; FB will be by later to check in whether or not you need to "take a little rest" in a strait jacket.