TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

GO TO BOSTON YOU FUCKER

i will try to get the NYC people getting married to shift their wedding plans

i hear boston is beautiful in may

Wedding shmedding it's all about ME VISIT ME YOU FUCKER

Ahem, maybe you could go meet him in New York, Dan?

Although obviously those people should get married in Boston rather than New York.

hello ilxors bump

MAGICAL BEAR WE MISSED YOU BOO!

Hi FB!!!!

HUGS!!!

gross

And for John, a nice kick in the shin.

That's what he likes, you know.

Tell us something we don't know, Sara.

HI FB HOW ARE "TRICKS" hem hem

FB's addiction to prostitution is no laughing matter, dan.

Even John deserves to have a secret or two.

Also, nagging FB to get off the streets is NOT going to help, John.

Okay, I'm going to a wedding this afternoon and the dress I have is sleeveles. It is December. Why have I not realized that this is idiotic until right now?

Trying to decide on a New Year's resolution. So many options. Way too many options. Any ideas?

I don't know: I don't have one yet. My only idea has been to resolve to clear away the hand-washed dishes every day. And I really, really don't want to do that.

(btw, just in case you're ever registering for pots and pans, trust me when I tell you that in the long run you'll be happier with something you can put in the dishwasher. Avoid those pretty copper bottom things.)

I am going to lose/redistribute weight.

I would like to redistribute my fat from my belly to uh... a bit higher up, but I think that would cost a bunch of money.

FB, I just went through the bottom of my bedroom closet looking for shoes. It is a crazy disaster in there. Maybe cleaning out/getting rid of stuff is a good resolution.

btw, Dan, last I saw you you looked just fine, but if you want to lose/redistribute I totally commend that.

I recommend adopting my sister as a sibling, as sibling competitiveness is probably part of what keeps me exercising all the time. (H. has 4 kids and is way thinner than I am. Possibly she never has time to eat...?)

Maybe you'd like to resolve to take on a volunteer job. I know someone with two kids who would totally appreciate babysitting volunteers...

new years resolutions always lead to failure in my case, so i dont do them anymore

I think that failure with New Year's resolutions is nearly universal. Something about the idea of a Whole New Year still makes me thinks I can somehow improve something about myself, though.

I mean, who knows MAYBE SOMEDAY I WILL TRY A NEW HABIT THAT WILL ACTUALLY STICK?!

you should give crack smoking a shot.

That sounds too pricey.

I should try to finally make it through the unabridged Les Miserables, too. If I read 4 pages per day...

Off to the wedding; I am sure that I will spend the entire evening thinking of more resolutions that none of us will pursue in 2008.

Maybe there is a Guinness world record I can resolve to beat.

oh hi from Nashville btw

hi itr from nz, i love this joint. i missed you all.

hi ITR from my living room.

"let's not take our laptops on holiday, let's have a break from the internet" (estela, dec. 2007)

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

i had a tremor in my voice when i said it.

I have my work laptop but I haven't checked into work once. I wonder if I still have a job...?

hi guyz ima boredddddd at work and found this by accident. like finding a secret door under a rug in your house! whatever i can do to keep the thread title untrunc-ed i'm willing to do. it's the holiday spirit seizing me.

do i need a formal invite to post on ITR?

DEAR NY GIANTS

FUCK YOU

OMG I just came here to repost:

DEAR NY GIANTS

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU USELESS DUMBASS PUNK BITCHES

-- HI DERE, Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:16 PM (Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:16 PM) Bookmark Link

because it so accurately sums up my feelings.

haha my followup is better!

DEAR GIANTS,

I WOULD INVITE YOU ALL TO EAT MY DICK BUT I THINK YOU WOULD SCREW THAT UP AT THE LAST MINUTE AND SPEND FIFTEEN MINUTES LICKING MY KNEES AND SHOULDERBLADES

-- HI DERE, Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:22 PM (Saturday, December 29, 2007 11:22 PM) Bookmark Link

DEAR NY GIANTS/FUCK YOU

^^^ Cosign this * 1000.

Cosign * 1000 that one, too.

xp.

y'all I have been mad since the Pats beat the Panthers in the Superbowl That Time Forgot. Why doesn't the self-deluded (lol we are cosmopolitan honest!!!) mid-sized city that at least has good weather and Chick-Fil-A get a good sports team? ;_;

or as I IMed boyfriend:
yeah I mean I don't hate Boston as a city because it just acts the way EVERY midsized city acts (trying really hard to convince itself it's actually a big cosmopolitan city)

but omg there is nothing that proves that little self-delusion more inaccurate than the way we act about our fucking sports teams.

omg red sox nationnn! do you guys know what ignorant ass rednecks you look like?

Also I just like to see parades get rained out in general.

I like the Red Sox. I like the Celtics. But as a (suffering) Dolphins fan, I hate the Patriots. They used to be such a joke. This is a sad, cataclysmic time we live in.

this is why I now only pay real attention to the exciting sport of DOG SHOWS.

I admit that I would like the Patriots a shit-ton if they replaced the balll with a pomeranian.