MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

Got both yr webmails! Thank you and I will buy some bovril as soon as I don't forget to buy some bovril (anyone with a memory like mine will understand exactly what I mean).

John and Jergins, you must both a) drink bovril as per insructions and b) eat bovril on white bread toast with butter/spread of your choice. I strongly advice smearing less bovril on than you might think - if it's opaque, there's too much and it gets overpowering.

lxy, when I mentioned it had meat in it you said you wouldn't eat it, so I donned my putting two and two together hat and deduced your Vegetarianity. No stalking involved :)

Hang on, was it jergins who was going to eat my beef paste? Or lingbert? Which one is lxy's boyfriend?

lol, mark. obviously you missed the UNNECESSARILY EXTENSIVE DISCUSSION on this topic in other threads. no boyfriends, just boys.

the tasting committee will be comprised of:

jergins, lingbert, remy and me. bovril is for boys only, though.

:)

"lxys boyfriend" is not a person, it is a FEELING

uhh.

Should I send remy a jar too? (I know you don't like me remy but I'm sorry I've been a cock to you and I'd like to partly make up for it by sending you delicious steaming goodness if you'd like some)

lxy, that EXTENSIVE THREAD was got me hooked on ITR in the first place :)

I have never had Vegemite, but I love Marmite. Someone send me a jar and I will tell you if it stinks or not.

if we keep this up, i think these food donations may get the american economy back on track

I could use a thing of ketchup while we're at it.

mark c.,

i roped remy into our tasting party since he's coming to sea-wa.

so: i am planning to share all of the varieties with him.

of course if he wants his own "amends" jar, he will probably pipe up when he gets to a computer.

roxymuzak,

LOL!

"lxys boyfriend" is not a person, it is a FEELING

-- John Justen

OMG YES JOHN JUSTEN

sometimes we are alll of here at itr are lxy's boyfriend.

roxy, did you get my postcard? if so, and your postal system is to be trusted, i might send you marmite.

hahahahahahaha ruby...

mom, dad, meet my boyfriend, ITR.
what? no, right there, on the screen.
yeah yeah, right here, the whole thing. no, all of them.
no, it's not a person, it's a FEELING.
oh forget it. we're leaving now.

Yes, Rubes, I got it just the other day! I tried to find that thread to thank you for it, but it seems to have fallen off New Answers, and I can't remember what it was called anyway. Thanks!! It totally brightened my week.

(Oh, and I've had Marmite before! I love it! Send some to a nonbeliever in my stead.)

Hey Emily!

Hey Mark! Long time no C.

thanx mark c i will eat or drink or whatever i'm supposed to do with that whatever stuff and i will enjoy it.

dear roxy, if you promise to eventually get around to putting up the 1p3 best blonde poll (that sunny is going to win) i will mail you vegemite.

marmite is good with cheese too

vegemite is good with cheese; marmite is marmite with cheese.

I looooooool'd

i still don't even understand what marmite nor vegemite is. i know i can look it up, but they sound really artificial and false, and it's probably better that i don't know what i'm eating before i eat it.

lol what jokes will follow that comment omg lol tee hee

i like how non-commital roxy was about the blonde poll. and straight-up changed the subject!

thread needs bovril pix

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Tesco didn't have the wee jars of Bovril. My search will have to move further afield.

this morning i smiled at the two dear little jars of international vegemite sitting patiently on my kitchen bench but that is as far as it went, i was too busy to mail them. 'not today,' i told them. 'we don't mind,' they said, 'how long will we be we going for? when can we come home again?' and i turned my face so they would not see my tears.

u got mail, estela

Hey estela, do you want some bovril?

"Alas! my poor Brother"

i sent you a reply, roxy.

thank you, mark c, but i've had bovril before, it has quite a few nostalgic fans over here.

there is a reasonably high chance that the tasters won't like any of our offerings but we will deal with that if and when it happens.

Is your lack of comment on bovril's deliciousness a polite way of expressing your dislike?

Also - where do cherry ripes come from? Aus or Ca?

i figured out what i'm going to send to our kind overseas friends!!

mark c and estela, webmail addresses to me?

Sent! Woo!

received, mark c. !YaY and HurraY!

what are you going to send lxy? or is it a surprise?

A surprise! A surprise!

of course it is a surprise. do you even know me, lingblert?

no who are you

i AM a surprise!

(i don't know what it means but i like how it sounds)

hahahahaha this thread

oh shit i just remembered: promite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> marmite.

what is promite and do we have to taste that too?

oh shit accent monkey asked me to send her promite months ago and i never got round to it! i hope she doesn't see this thread and get mad that i sent off marmite to other ilxors so quickly!

Guys I found the bovril! Now I need to figure out a) a way of packaging it and b) US customs laws.

Waitrose - where I specifically went for bovril (but ended up doing a $225 shop) - didn't have any! But they did have vegemite!! The world is UPSIDE DOWN!!!

how many mites do you people have

I had scabies once.