TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Aw, your poor friend! I hope he recovers from humoring you.

(also - DANGER?)

DANGER of titular reversion due to lack of participation

Well, I blame myself, but even I leave my computer once in a while, if only to sleep.

jerk

think of the children!

These mornings where you somehow appear to have gotten up and posted before me are v. alarming. But it's true: I will lie around in bed until something forces me out of it. And it usually IS children.

So John, is your inventory done or are you just slacking today?

Also, is it snowing again in places other than Northfield? Because I think it could stop now.

Oh, the guilt I experience for giving John a hard time.

I am going out this afternoon to take the kids sledding at a friend's house. I will thus be unable to bump this thread all afternoon; I am counting on the rest of you.

But I'll bump it right before I leave the house, just for you all.

Well, plus, I don't really like being outside that much, so it will probably be my last stalling method.

IS EVERYBODY FEELING MOLLIFIED UP IN THIS MO'?

also did estela abandon us ;_;

that would be a soul crushing ITR moment

she is on vacation

I hope estela is having fun.

I would be mollified if somehow I didn't have to go stand out in the cold now. But alas, no.

Enjoy your afternoons, guys.

I am going drinking in all these Cincinnatis

dont forget to vote in the clusterfuck thread poll bump

oHIo: round on the ends, hi in the middle.

Despite everyone's best efforts, no one died while sledding. I hope to thaw sometime in April.

3 hours later and alls well bump

I got a nintendo ds lite!

also I am really allergic to something in North Carolina.

Sorry about yr allergy, but it sounds like you have a fun new toy! I got my husband a DS last summer for his birthday, and it is kind of amusing to watch him play online games against friends in other towns.

Downside: my son saved up FOREVER and bought one, too, and there is a whole "we CANNOT DISCUSS ZELDA" fight that goes on at our house all the time now (son canNOT not talk about what he is excited about). Also: 5 year old daughter now wants one.

Jessie, what are you doing with your ds "lite?" (And what is "lite" about it?)

IT IS SMALLER. I AM CARING FOR MY NINTENDOG.

Aw, "Nintendogs" is my daughter's favorite thing!

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Here I am this afternoon with Alex. We are prepared to plummet to our deaths.

last bump before sleeeeep bump

Man I went and wingmanned for a coworker who was determined to "sarge" tonite and wound up having several fascinating converations with an italian film student on suicide bombings and the movies of rodgriguez + woo etc etc and drank hella expensive beers on coworkers' tab and he got like two phone numbers and all I got is the email of random euro male backpacker arteest but whatevs. drunk ass wannabe pick-up artist is crashing on my futon right now making terrible snorz BUMP

jesus I'm glad I'm not this fuckz' life partna
SNORGZZZ
ZRGONNNZZZ
wtf

bump

angry stranded wingman who just got home from abject failure of all parties concerned to make predetermined love connection and now has to cross patented "still awake must close eyes and force the issue of sleep" insomnia hurdle in order to get up in three hours and count single strings and guitar picks until my eyes bleed with the foreknowledge of having to get off work and do the same dumb song and dance bullshit again pissed off and irritable BUMP

:(((((((((((((((

oh fuck it
are you hiring JJ bump

cut my shin,,,,think it's infected bUMP

dudes, the terrible thing is that the above rant doesn't even scratch the surface of the fuckedupitude of the situation.

however, i am thinking that tomorrow post work i might turn off my phone, abandon my peeps, and just play super mario galaxy until i pass out from exhaustion.

shithouse man. I've recently discovered big game hunter on ps2 which is weiirrd.

also, tombot, i will not hire you (due to not wishing this bullshit on anyone), but i will be east coasting it in may and will either make it to DC and buy you a beer in person or paypal you one from NYC.

xpostssss

You guys I seriously think that it is possible that you should suggest to your friends that they try match.com or something. If they are desperate for sex I can set them up with someone, but I have to tell you that it would not be worth it for teh crazy.

PS to John RE: insomnia - I know this sounds crazy, but you could start by laying off ANY caffeine after, say, 6 pm. Hope your getting some rest.

WTF you're going to new York

GO TO BOSTON YOU FUCKER

i will try to get the NYC people getting married to shift their wedding plans

i hear boston is beautiful in may

Wedding shmedding it's all about ME VISIT ME YOU FUCKER

Ahem, maybe you could go meet him in New York, Dan?

Although obviously those people should get married in Boston rather than New York.

hello ilxors bump

MAGICAL BEAR WE MISSED YOU BOO!

Hi FB!!!!

HUGS!!!

gross

And for John, a nice kick in the shin.