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good night <3

who is FranklinT?

the rooms in her house have many parties

best thoughts to the lakota sioux and...goodnight

ugh goodmorning hungover gotta go sell guitars bump

hullo clouds, hullo sky, hullo Idiot thread repository

Good morning all; John - uh, glad you got home okay, have some Advil and a lot of water, okay?

Okay, here's my plan: eat some breakfast, get on treadmill, guests/cookie-baking plus booze all afternoon, and then tonight I'm totally lying on the couch watching Dexter.

hi everybody. my plan for the day is to alternate drinking coffee and water, to alternate working on an xmas present and playing super mario galaxy, to alternate doing housework and smoking.

later i will run some errands.

and then we are having a late-night homemade perogies party with the jergins, seniors!

hi everybody. yesterday we slaughtered two goats and a cow and today we slaughtered two further goats

why?

Eid al-Adha

That sounds messy!

Also like a lot of work. Wow.

Yeah it was. Me Pops did most of the work though and mother and sis in law. Me and my bro just carried the meat around mostly.

did you give some away to the poor?

add to my list for the day: learn something about a muslim festival.

HAPPY BARI EID, HEAVE HO!

yeah - couldn't really eat all of that ourselves could we :)
Thanks

Wow I hope not! You'd be VERY full!

But Happy Bari Eid! I will have to learn about this later. I hope Wikipedia will help me...

it will :)

"the big eid" is a pretty cool name for a party

daer crazy last minute christmas mom,

yes, i know i had that guitar 6 months ago. now i dont. perhaps calling earlier than today would have been smart if you needed to get it for christmas. yelling at me will not help.

xoxo john

ps you are stupid.

Dear X, blah blah blah. Love, Z

i love that thread. also, the more i post that message, the better i feel.

people still, as a rule, stupid motherfuckers theory - CONFIRMED

JOHN JUSTEN OTM

Last minute Xmas shoppers should not also be irate idiots. In my experience, however, they almost always are.

Actually, even earlier Xmas shoppers can be completely awful. Okay, maybe it is just people. (Suddenly remembering a flood of horrible customers from clothing store and also the bookstore I worked at. UGGGG.)

Cookies are done and frosted, btw. What an exhausting and insane project.

sara, did you drink all afternoon? at least now you have sugar cookies... yum!

lol, yes I drank some. My best friend wouldn't let us start the rolling out and baking before I had a drink in my hand. She is awesome.

ugh morning bump

hi hi friends. would that there were someone here now to insist on putting a drink in my hand.

okay well not really, but it sounded good.

what's the haps, y'all?

Going to my parent's house in a bit for gift exchange, ordered out pizza, and margaritas. My mom likes to dye the margaritas weird Xmas colors. It's only about 25 miles away, which is good because it is snowing like crazy out.

What are you doing today, lxy?

xmas colored margaritas = SO AWESOME!

doing today... let's see. pretty much the same as yesterday. and hoping to see tonight a good friend who is in town for a few days. the scheduling difficulties during holiday time are woeful.

be careful driving, src, and have a great time your funny, cute mom!

all this snow what the fuck bump

all this work what the fuck bump

omg green margaritas yum!

lxy, I hope you get together with your friend. I've been feeling completely overwhelmed with activity over the holidays, but at the same time I so SO want to see everyone I've pretty much ever met.

ALSO - OMG the snow is crazy. John (and FB and Caledonia and anyone else in the area), don't go out tonight unless you have to. It's going to take us a long time to get home tonight... but I really don't want to stay in Hastings, so...

i am procrastinating. why???

I don't know, maybe it is something that ITR dwellers so. I procrastinate on a daily basis.

I hope I'm not contagious.

You should have seen the horizontal snow in Maple Grove. Even so, my sister and I are HARDKORE and through the magic of 4WD, completed the Xmas shopping.

good night, fellow ITR denizens.

good morning.

off to christmas eve untold hours of insane psycho-retail hell bump

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I blame myself, since I slept a solid 11 hours last night.

John, good luck with retail hell. Suzy - lol at you and your sister shopping in that yesterday. That IS hardcore.

I wish we had snow bump

Looks gorgeous outside today with the snow today; it DOES have multiple downsides, though.

To be honest, I kind of hate weather in general. If I can just stay inside the house, I'm good.

Stet, I would offer to send you some of our snow, but I feel like it might not make it through the postal system very well.

it is likely that i will be uninternetted for 24 hours, plz to keep up the fine bumping tradition good peoples of ITR bump

also stet can have all of this gdmn snow if he wants it.