TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

i always wondered who KANTLIPS was!

Good lord, there were people who didn't realize John was KANTLIPS?

I can only assume this has to do with not having gone to high school with him.

wait but you did go to high school with me

i think you have become confused again

5. HOW MUCH DOES MY HEAD WEIGH

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:38 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:38 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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5. normally i would need either a photograph or to hold you gently between my hands, lightly tugging on your precious earlobes. but in this instance, i will guestimate: 3.5 pounds

-- Rubyredd, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:41 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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WRONG

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:42 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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NO WAIT THAT MIGHT BE RIGHT

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:42 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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OK THEN

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:43 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

i think you have become confused again

The age old question: is John obtuse by nature or design?

i am obtuse by intelligent design

somebody needs to teach that in schools

They TOTALLY teach obtuseness in schools!

you people need to stop chatting about geometry and listen to my traxx

sorry I'm a bit durnk and thus GREGARIOUS plus NARCISSISTIC

My in-laws are trying to sleep downstairs and there's no door or anything. Can I count on their hearing loss making it impossible for them to hear your stuff?

TIME WILL TELL

Okay, I listened to one track and don't dare do more, BUT I liked it AND I have bookmarked the site so that tomorrow I can listen after they have gone home. Yay!

Not to break character but AWSUBM FANKOO

I must be tired, because the first time I looked at that, I was entirely mystified. But now it seems clear! (You're welcome. Thank YOU for sharing!)

you're tired!!! I skipped dinner tonight in favor of two tecates, a sixer of miller high life and a gin + limeade, plus half a pack of american spirits

this week done wore me so thin I didn't even have the strength to take on a microwave a delux burrito

you want your tax dollars at work I done worked em this june for serious
fifty pound brain off the chain

I don't know if I'm tired or not. This going from waaaay to much to do to having no assignments due/hanging with my family all the time is completely disorienting.

So, yeah, I hope you get some rest from all that work because 1. you need it and 2. you deserve it.

Also, I must do my Mom-like nagging (sorry) and remind you to eat something healthy tomorrow. (That being said, I'm tucking gin plus limeade away in my mind to try.)

Aaaaaaand... good night, because my crazy 5 year old is going to wake me up way too early tomorrow and I need to be able to be civil for her.

<3 to ITR, and Tom - get some rest!!!

oh it's good! trader joe's has good sparkling limeade but really the odwalla is CHOICE CHOICE shit. seriously odwalla limeade makes me want to take back everything I ever said about crusty half-wit hippies with their bunged-up ideas of HEALTH or whatever

aHEM

Odwalla's summer Limeade is quite delicious and I believe there is not a human among us that would call it anything less than an exceptional mixer with any liquor, an exception to be made for whiskey, for as any rational thinker understands, whiskey is a beverage best enjoyed sans accompaniment other than the traditional amount of flat water to individual preference; but gin, tequila, rum, or even a fizzly wine of low merit, will become far improved by the integration with that delicious citrus derivative I have described.

i wanna try that celery bullshit

chew on THAT, louis jagger

also will listen to tombottunes after work at some point

haha wilter I have actually been searching for a US company that ships soft drinks overseas for you and Ed!!

I also need to find a local CEL-RAY shop. Actually I can probably ask my corner liquor store dude if he can order a few sixers of it for me, I do well enough by them I ought to merit a special order at this point

guys. i am drunk now. it is 5:20. this is not good.

also wtf i never realized jj was paul edward wagemann!!!

Tombot's post above just prove that when drunk he gets effusive and very keen to post happy comments. This just further convinces me that it was he who commented on the Tremors video. QED.

tehresa, you are mistaken. it is good.

JJ wasn't PEW, he was PEWDFYS,B. An altogether different proposition. I must also venerate El Tomboto for his quicksilver loquacity.

yeah, no, i wish i could claim the trolling skills that would have been required to be the full on PEW, i was just a dim echo of his legacy

The full on PEW, there's a phrase.

ok yes i see this now. reading all the way through the lines not so easy when 5am!

FULL ON PEW
PEW PEW PEW

PEW CENTER

Odwalla is owned by Coca-Cola, Tom. This made me feel like less of a hippie with all the lol carrot juce. It doesn't matter either way. Why am I talking?

odwalla is good, but it is like twenty dollars per ounce. i have seen meth available more cheaply.

superfood vs meth poll

carrot juice is awesome but not so much of a mixer

i like the thick green opaque one; is that superfood? in the past i have derived pleasure from pouring it into wine glasses and slugging it back, insisting to gullible coworkers that it's algae.

Well, so far I'm sold on the limeade...

i love the superfood!

trader joe's has a version that is like half the price :D

lxy, thank you for the almond roca! It was a fun surprise on a kind of frustrating day. :)

grrrr

Uh-oh, do I need to send some chocolate to you, too?

wow, sara, that got there fast! and you're welcome!

hi dere i will send roca if you send your address. sounds like you need a treat.

daer chorizo what was in my fridge - i love you and you have been very tasty this evening

I am making a chocolate cake tonight for 4lex's birthday party with friends. Then I have to make a totally DIFFERENT chocolate cake tomorrow (different recipe) for Sunday/Father's Day/June birthday nonsense at my parent's house.

Basically I will be living on cake for a while.

Also I don't think I've ever tried chorizo. Do you just eat that plain as a snack, John?!