TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

ppls prince is good, but mpls prince is better

y does tpp want i should post pix??

MPLS PRINCE must join BLACK BEYONCE and white celine, although I was toying with SUNBURNED SHAKIRA.

...see also SEPIA SOLANGE.

GRAPE JONES

lolz as sepia solange

CYAN KANYE

im loling @ sepia solange even tho i have no idea who solange is

soon i might change my name to something less recognizable. my first two names in ILX:

atila the honeybun
second drummer drowned (which is funny, only cuz i kinda hate pavement)

i was also snush, x j e r e m y, and a bunch of others i forget

i came across a funny xjeremy thread recently but damn if i can remember what it was

join team name change!

i have been many things, some of which made people mad. at the moment, i will confess to the following: KANTLIPS, W.C. Handjob, Paul Edward Wagemann Died For Your Sins, Cretin. You're welcome.

I'm keeping a few in the wings as shhhhh secrets though

i may become Fuddy Duddy McGillicuddy, because I thought of it while very drunk the other night.

i <3ed KANTLIPS

can i be hatemachine777 get it done ilx

SEPIA SOLANGE is the younger sister of BLACK BEYONCE.

King Rheumy XIX also in contention for my name

sorry, already taken

King Rheumy XIX is pretty badass

welcome hatemachine777!!!!!

i was hoping youd show up

we will need a THRERAD OF ROYALATY

I really can't believe you were KANTLIPS

rheumatoids walklikethis

no problem xxpost

WHAT

NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS BLECH BIANCHI

ASSHOLE

i always wondered who KANTLIPS was!

Good lord, there were people who didn't realize John was KANTLIPS?

I can only assume this has to do with not having gone to high school with him.

wait but you did go to high school with me

i think you have become confused again

5. HOW MUCH DOES MY HEAD WEIGH

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:38 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:38 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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5. normally i would need either a photograph or to hold you gently between my hands, lightly tugging on your precious earlobes. but in this instance, i will guestimate: 3.5 pounds

-- Rubyredd, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:41 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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WRONG

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:42 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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NO WAIT THAT MIGHT BE RIGHT

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:42 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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OK THEN

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:43 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

i think you have become confused again

The age old question: is John obtuse by nature or design?

i am obtuse by intelligent design

somebody needs to teach that in schools

They TOTALLY teach obtuseness in schools!

you people need to stop chatting about geometry and listen to my traxx

sorry I'm a bit durnk and thus GREGARIOUS plus NARCISSISTIC

My in-laws are trying to sleep downstairs and there's no door or anything. Can I count on their hearing loss making it impossible for them to hear your stuff?

TIME WILL TELL

Okay, I listened to one track and don't dare do more, BUT I liked it AND I have bookmarked the site so that tomorrow I can listen after they have gone home. Yay!

Not to break character but AWSUBM FANKOO

I must be tired, because the first time I looked at that, I was entirely mystified. But now it seems clear! (You're welcome. Thank YOU for sharing!)

you're tired!!! I skipped dinner tonight in favor of two tecates, a sixer of miller high life and a gin + limeade, plus half a pack of american spirits

this week done wore me so thin I didn't even have the strength to take on a microwave a delux burrito

you want your tax dollars at work I done worked em this june for serious
fifty pound brain off the chain

I don't know if I'm tired or not. This going from waaaay to much to do to having no assignments due/hanging with my family all the time is completely disorienting.

So, yeah, I hope you get some rest from all that work because 1. you need it and 2. you deserve it.

Also, I must do my Mom-like nagging (sorry) and remind you to eat something healthy tomorrow. (That being said, I'm tucking gin plus limeade away in my mind to try.)

Aaaaaaand... good night, because my crazy 5 year old is going to wake me up way too early tomorrow and I need to be able to be civil for her.

<3 to ITR, and Tom - get some rest!!!

oh it's good! trader joe's has good sparkling limeade but really the odwalla is CHOICE CHOICE shit. seriously odwalla limeade makes me want to take back everything I ever said about crusty half-wit hippies with their bunged-up ideas of HEALTH or whatever

aHEM

Odwalla's summer Limeade is quite delicious and I believe there is not a human among us that would call it anything less than an exceptional mixer with any liquor, an exception to be made for whiskey, for as any rational thinker understands, whiskey is a beverage best enjoyed sans accompaniment other than the traditional amount of flat water to individual preference; but gin, tequila, rum, or even a fizzly wine of low merit, will become far improved by the integration with that delicious citrus derivative I have described.

i wanna try that celery bullshit

chew on THAT, louis jagger

also will listen to tombottunes after work at some point

haha wilter I have actually been searching for a US company that ships soft drinks overseas for you and Ed!!