TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Ooohh, I like that.

But I will miss this thread. I cannot face the end yet.

the people's prince is a 100% illegitimate name since it was approved by exactly 1 person & that person was the price himself

fuck the people's prince he represents nothing but his own ego

thanks! haha xpost that was to estela and here's your already finished answer deez

i thought about doing a poll of names i've used before or made up (jelky, karachi handshake, the people's prince, embarchie, fax me) but then i realized i'd have to say THIS IS AN ADVISORY VOTE ONLY WHAT YOU PICK DOESN'T COUNT CUZ I'M CHANGING IT NO MATTER WHAT U SAY and then thought what's the point. i'll probably forget to log in under the other name anyway haha. it's just a heads-up so you didn't think i was trying to pull one with a sockpuppet or something. have i explained this enough?

no.

hmm

wilter otm

why couldnt you have been jelky or karachi handshake or emarchie or fax me

why the people's prince

what gives this man the right

am i right people? am i right???

no

more proof of this 'prince's' out of control ego

Things I am a fan of: ppls prince

does he speak for you, or do you speak for yourselves, is the question

deeznuts, i think a semester at a charm school might do you a world of good.

remember when GOD used to post? now THAT was some presumption

that may be true estela

judging by the responses thus far i flunked my semester of charismatic rebel school outright

i was just thinking u should post pix :) small victories

ppls prince is good, but mpls prince is better

y does tpp want i should post pix??

MPLS PRINCE must join BLACK BEYONCE and white celine, although I was toying with SUNBURNED SHAKIRA.

...see also SEPIA SOLANGE.

GRAPE JONES

lolz as sepia solange

CYAN KANYE

im loling @ sepia solange even tho i have no idea who solange is

soon i might change my name to something less recognizable. my first two names in ILX:

atila the honeybun
second drummer drowned (which is funny, only cuz i kinda hate pavement)

i was also snush, x j e r e m y, and a bunch of others i forget

i came across a funny xjeremy thread recently but damn if i can remember what it was

join team name change!

i have been many things, some of which made people mad. at the moment, i will confess to the following: KANTLIPS, W.C. Handjob, Paul Edward Wagemann Died For Your Sins, Cretin. You're welcome.

I'm keeping a few in the wings as shhhhh secrets though

i may become Fuddy Duddy McGillicuddy, because I thought of it while very drunk the other night.

i <3ed KANTLIPS

can i be hatemachine777 get it done ilx

SEPIA SOLANGE is the younger sister of BLACK BEYONCE.

King Rheumy XIX also in contention for my name

sorry, already taken

King Rheumy XIX is pretty badass

welcome hatemachine777!!!!!

i was hoping youd show up

we will need a THRERAD OF ROYALATY

I really can't believe you were KANTLIPS

rheumatoids walklikethis

no problem xxpost

WHAT

NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS BLECH BIANCHI

ASSHOLE

i always wondered who KANTLIPS was!

Good lord, there were people who didn't realize John was KANTLIPS?

I can only assume this has to do with not having gone to high school with him.

wait but you did go to high school with me

i think you have become confused again

5. HOW MUCH DOES MY HEAD WEIGH

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:38 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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?

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:38 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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5. normally i would need either a photograph or to hold you gently between my hands, lightly tugging on your precious earlobes. but in this instance, i will guestimate: 3.5 pounds

-- Rubyredd, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:41 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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WRONG

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:42 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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NO WAIT THAT MIGHT BE RIGHT

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:42 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

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OK THEN

-- KANTLIPS, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:43 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

i think you have become confused again

The age old question: is John obtuse by nature or design?

i am obtuse by intelligent design

somebody needs to teach that in schools

They TOTALLY teach obtuseness in schools!