TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

tell us your other crushes

he's like the human equivalent of un-expanded polystyrene foam.

mad mark ruffalo crush (see rolling would smash thread)

my new gf seems enamored with the idea that I am max fischer all grown up into a cross between owen wilson and jimmy mcnulty

OH GOD I <3 ruffalo too! and timothy olyphant

so so fiine

my gf also luvs ruffalo.

i have a crush on paul newman

seriously, he is the best

guys, all chix <3 ruffalo get one original crush

i saw this guy on the street last week and thought it was ruffalo for a few secs and got all woahhhhh and then i realized it wasn't. :(

great story!

He seems kinda old and blonde, but it could really be worse.

Paul Newman, I mean.

oh, he's old, but not blonde

and those eyes!

and the lung cancer ;_;

he's no henry fonda.

he can eat fifty eggz.

THE LARKS!!!!!

o hay make that one of your songs

Wow, I haven't seen Cool Hand Luke since high school.

whenever I see that movie I'm thinking through the whole egg scene "oh my god the smell. oh my god, the smell. oh my fucking god, the SMELL. The SMELL. oh jesus what the fuck" etc. and then imagining the gas that evening. if that actually happened he would have cleared the fucking bunks, there would have been a jailbreak strictly out of a desire to not have to inhale his fumes

Wow, and my lack of imagination had, until now, just left it at "horrible stomach ache, possibly leading to copious vomiting..."

much like the movie i watched earlier tonight.

the smell of the eggz = whatever

the smell of sweaty george kennedy = barf

So *that's* where you've been. xp

really having a hard time shaking my anger at the movie.

on the plus side, i haff obtained "Scatology" and "Horse Rotovator", so things are looking up

these late night threads are making me think i need to drink with mookie more often.

we all need to drink together every night of the week. and put serious crap on the jukebox. oh to be rich.

^^^THIS

these late night threads are making me think i need to drink with mookie more often.

so true

i think by following the netflix people who liked this enjoyed this movie i may be able to make a chain of the WORST FUCKING MOVIES OF ALL TIME.

for starters:

The Black Dahlia->The Number 23->Smokin Aces

Smokin Aces->Saw III

haha i saw smokin aces

it was awful

except for common, of course

the only one i have seen of these is black dahlia.

the one shot in smokin aces when the gwar machete shainsaw shotgun leather fetish hillbilly gang busts out of the smoke-filled elevator is engraved into my brain

everything else is completely throwaway

U GUYS IVE GOT TO CONFESS THAT I LIKED 300

now i must go to bed lest tza keep me up!

oh now it is my responsibility!!?

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/tremorbrothers.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrv7A0adWuQ

Good night, all. Sleep well and dream of movies that aren't really that terrible.

night!!

Wait, what did I miss.

oh, only everything.

Has Tombot been leaving comments under that Tremors clip:

KEVIN DURAND IS SOOOOO HOT!!! Its so funny wen he laughs and then whispers shut your face...and then the hate fuck thing was so funny and cute....and also the part where he says i scared you...lmao soo sexyy mmmm

ZOMG guyze this is great: http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

I wish that had existed while I was in college

guys... not even on site new answers anymore... how will we ever get to our new thread at this rate?

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almost 200 more to go!

actually, i don't think that includes the 100 that are showing, so we are in the home stretch to homelessness

that number does include them, it's the 14712 skipped messages figure that doesn't. still, i can see the horizon.

I resent hyggeligt's last post