TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

ALSO IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO STOP TYPING AND PERHAPS LIE DOWN FOR AWHILDE

ohhboy

a true test of good gin is how it tastes naked

the true test of everything else is how it goes with good gin (films, tunes, sexual partners, etc)

(more gin)

Bacon spits grease when it cooks. I enjoy cooking bacon but would not enjoy 3rd degree burns on my trannyhandjob.jpg :(

If this thread gets locked I might even get to read the whole thing. Doubt it though.

dude you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaally don't wanna do that.

also HI! tragic news but this thread is truly a monolith and testament to the dedication, inspiration and drunkenness of ITRers.

Remember ITR, TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF スペースシャワーTV（スペースシャワーティーヴィー、Space Shower TV）は、株式会社スペースシャワーネットワークが運営している日本初の音楽専門チャンネル。is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

i go away for ONE DAY and i come back this terrible news?!?!?!?!?

my heart is sore with sorrow

ITR I share with you.... last night's kebab:
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg187/nick-uptoeleven/IMG_3235.jpg

You're welcome.

COME ON GUYS, WE CAN BREAK ILX

IT WILL BE JUST LIKE 2002

what we need to do is wait till JJ is asleep, then GO HARD and post like 2000 new messages and see if we can actually break ilx. i got nothing better to do for the next 29 days.

lol GO HARD

John sleeps? I thought he just lost consciousness temporarily sometimes. It's not the same thing!

The thought of the loss of this thread is also making me v. v. sad, and I probably need to sleep more because of it.

Poor JJ won't know what hit him. Will we at least leave something behind in the tip jar.

Dan, go wild with "tip jar"

I ALWAYS DO

wait, no

Anyway, I'm going to lie down and sleep some more myself, so if this thread is locked before I wake back up, you know - <3 to you all because you are all teh awesomeness. And I hope to see you on another ILX-crushing thread, because if I don't, the weeping will never cease.

yer! let's stick it to the man. the ilx man. he ain't keeping us down no mo'.

not locked yet! wee!

i just had the lovliest sub-zero night with my a/c. problem: now i can't bring myself to visit the rest of my apartment. it's like walking into a sauna.

um... guys... i think i have found something that DEMANDS all ITR posters report to ny post haste for group outing/field trip: http://thewhizbang.org/

YES

Influences The Top Sea Shanties of 1712. The Kinks. Dead Kennedys. Ween. Stevie Wonder. New Order. Devo. Coney Island.

Sounds Like Electro-punk with nautical influences, "whimsical" themes, combined live and sequenced drums, and unconvincing "period" dialogue from the mouths of often sinister puppets.

I WANT TO GO ;_;

i think the locking of the thread should be scheduled concurrent with stet's visit (i hope this is still a go!), and that the rest of you should come here for the event. in other words, get in your cars or book your flights immediately, because that will be... this weekend!

(STET, please let us know if you are still planning to come to SeaWA so we can alert the beer provisioners and turn down the sheets.)

lxy does that mean you do not want pirate puppet rock opera?

i need to make a seattle trip!

can someone find me a job to begin like, june 1, 09?

If I could, I would hit both Seattle and New York. So sad now.

tehresa, that is a hard date to hit, jobs-wise... it's almost a year away!

Not that I know of jobs that are not working directly with my husband in computer support. I'm just sayin'.

oh no, i didn't look at the date of that. and no, sorry, that sounds very awful. (puppets are terrifying.)

you should come here. this weekend. or any weekend. or any week. really.

everybody should come here. seattle welcomes all idiots!

i wanted to move there all through high school so now i am thinking maybe i should look into job market there for when i finish masters...

ps tehresa re. this weekend's late-night topic: nicely done.

and yes, you should.

be glad you are not moving here THIS june, however because this is the shittiest, ass-suckingest, most all-time worst fucking june ever. jesus christ it's still winter here! (so yeah, not much sympathy for those of you who are "too hot." we're still turning on the heat in the evenings for godsake.)

if by nicely done you mean miserable failure then ok thank you :)

i would love winter. i felt cheated by our winter here. not enough snow.

lxy arent you jergins girl?

because he will readily tell you that i am an idiot & i would like to move to pacific NW can i move in with you guys

tehresa, Minnesota has plenty of snow, if that's what you're looking for in a place....

actually i have been told that mpls has an incredible arts community... i.e. there might be jobs for me!

mpls gave birth to the mats

I think this is true (not that I'm in this loop), plus you'd have friends here already, PLUS adequate amounts of snow (usually) and cold (always). CLEARLY the Twin Cities is where you should go.

basically i will move where i find a good job that will make me happy. i always thought i would stay in new york forever and ever and ever, but now i'm feeling a little more open to other locales, as long as they are major city-like.

teh, i don't think it was failure in the grand scheme, though, and i like that you got game.

if you want snow, you will feel cheated by our winters, too. not to be discouraging at all, it's very nice here.

i have heard that about mpls too.

xp to dz: no

Mpls/St. Paul is pretty... tiny compared to, say, NYC or even Chicago.

Seattle always sounds totally awesome to me...

tbh i've only been there once, but i fell in love with it.

i spent two weeks there a coupla years ago and could have settled but yo' government was all like "no dude, you have to leave". so i left. :(

and i would very much like some devo-esque jolly whizbanging ship action yes please.

portland, OG is better than seattle anyway

seattle is for yuppies like jergins & lxy

only jergins is a yuppie, lxy is something else

DONT MAKE START HANDING OUT TIME OUTS ON THE ORIGNAL GOOD TIMES THREAD HERE PEOPLE

guize i am reading the "tap water should be free grrr" / "no it shouldn't grrr" discussion over yonder and am hankering after some of that cel-ray magic juice. a quick google suggests a likely fruitless hunt this side of the pond however:

Results 1 - 10 of about 10,400 for cel-ray. (0.27 seconds) - the web
Results 1 - 10 of about 134 for cel-ray. (0.07 seconds) - pages from the UK

boooooooo