TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

A sad day. But let us not dwell on our sadness, let us instead reflect on the seven month journey of joy and mollification that is

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF スペースシャワーTV（スペースシャワーティーヴィー、Space Shower TV） は、株式会社スペースシャワーネットワークが運営している日本初の音楽専門チャンネル。

ya kill the others than come close

rip title that would never die

and now never will?

when it's locked does it get truncated?

space shower tv for all time.

I feel we should do a Stand By Me-style ending.

Rubyredd owns a bakery in Omaha, Nebraska.

Sara R-C is a senator for the great state of Idaho.

BLACK BEYONCE was killed in Vietnam.

the next thread will mollify lingbert in its memory forever and ever and ever amen

MAKE YOUR PEACE

i would like to thank everyone that contributed to this thread but i would have to load it and i would get bored but i think (mostly you are the awesome)

we still have 400+ messages to go, so the weeping is not yet uncontrollable

this took 8-ish months to get to 15000... shoudl we shoot for faster next time?

OK, do we have a lock on this thing yet?

I have a headache from all these free vodka mojitos from last night. I will mostly be going to pick at the other half of wrapwich I picked up yest to staunch my pain today.

remember that time that i called FB a furrie? good times.

xspost we are rapid. honed. steely-eyed. capable.

http://www.roussimoff.com/Photo%20Gallery%202/SHADOWS%20STILL-%20Nightmare%20Executioner.jpg

Should we set one (1) goal date?

we need a comprehensive list of idiot birthdays.

for the events to happen. upon.

Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)

Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.
Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.
Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.
Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.
Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.

Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)
Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)
Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)
Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)
Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)

I think that perhaps joe deserves our efforts more, mostly because he is our closest goal

also, douche

i worked with a guy that posted on the joe rogan message boards. ya, douche

BY AUGUST 11 WE SILL CRUSH THE ILX WITH ANOTHER PONDEROUS THREAD THAT SILL STARTLE MILLIONS WITH ITS MAGNITUDE

ALSO, 11=!! WHEN YOU HAVE THE SHIFT KEY DOWN

ALSO IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO STOP TYPING AND PERHAPS LIE DOWN FOR AWHILDE

ohhboy

a true test of good gin is how it tastes naked

the true test of everything else is how it goes with good gin (films, tunes, sexual partners, etc)

(more gin)

Bacon spits grease when it cooks. I enjoy cooking bacon but would not enjoy 3rd degree burns on my trannyhandjob.jpg :(

If this thread gets locked I might even get to read the whole thing. Doubt it though.

dude you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaally don't wanna do that.

also HI! tragic news but this thread is truly a monolith and testament to the dedication, inspiration and drunkenness of ITRers.

Remember ITR, TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF スペースシャワーTV（スペースシャワーティーヴィー、Space Shower TV）は、株式会社スペースシャワーネットワークが運営している日本初の音楽専門チャンネル。is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

i go away for ONE DAY and i come back this terrible news?!?!?!?!?

my heart is sore with sorrow

ITR I share with you.... last night's kebab:
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg187/nick-uptoeleven/IMG_3235.jpg

You're welcome.

COME ON GUYS, WE CAN BREAK ILX

IT WILL BE JUST LIKE 2002

what we need to do is wait till JJ is asleep, then GO HARD and post like 2000 new messages and see if we can actually break ilx. i got nothing better to do for the next 29 days.

lol GO HARD

John sleeps? I thought he just lost consciousness temporarily sometimes. It's not the same thing!

The thought of the loss of this thread is also making me v. v. sad, and I probably need to sleep more because of it.

Poor JJ won't know what hit him. Will we at least leave something behind in the tip jar.

Dan, go wild with "tip jar"

I ALWAYS DO

wait, no

Anyway, I'm going to lie down and sleep some more myself, so if this thread is locked before I wake back up, you know - <3 to you all because you are all teh awesomeness. And I hope to see you on another ILX-crushing thread, because if I don't, the weeping will never cease.

yer! let's stick it to the man. the ilx man. he ain't keeping us down no mo'.

not locked yet! wee!

i just had the lovliest sub-zero night with my a/c. problem: now i can't bring myself to visit the rest of my apartment. it's like walking into a sauna.

um... guys... i think i have found something that DEMANDS all ITR posters report to ny post haste for group outing/field trip: http://thewhizbang.org/

YES

Influences The Top Sea Shanties of 1712. The Kinks. Dead Kennedys. Ween. Stevie Wonder. New Order. Devo. Coney Island.

Sounds Like Electro-punk with nautical influences, "whimsical" themes, combined live and sequenced drums, and unconvincing "period" dialogue from the mouths of often sinister puppets.

I WANT TO GO ;_;