TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

also a little t (._. t)

._. mostly though

crushed. defeated. the news is staggering, and painful to us all.

do not kill the messenger

plz to rip off band-aid now

this thread, what with its length, is apparently on the cusp of killing the ilx, what with the momory load and the caching and the other things what i do not understand, but the situation as it has been presented is that it (srsly) will be a problem soon with its manly length. so perhaps say your goodbyes.

see now i have made it seem like a funny wackiness, but that is simply my way of healing my own sadness wounds.

tell the thread about the rabbits, george, is what i am saying.

it could have been a contender.

at the 15000 mark, i have to lock it. srsly.

i am now a site wide mod, so i promise to strike down with the locking any other threads that attempt to approach our GRANDEUR.

out of honor and respect.

i am probably not helping, but this is serious.

i only wish that chaki could have been here to share this with us.

A sad day. But let us not dwell on our sadness, let us instead reflect on the seven month journey of joy and mollification that is

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF スペースシャワーTV（スペースシャワーティーヴィー、Space Shower TV） は、株式会社スペースシャワーネットワークが運営している日本初の音楽専門チャンネル。

ya kill the others than come close

rip title that would never die

and now never will?

when it's locked does it get truncated?

space shower tv for all time.

I feel we should do a Stand By Me-style ending.

Rubyredd owns a bakery in Omaha, Nebraska.

Sara R-C is a senator for the great state of Idaho.

BLACK BEYONCE was killed in Vietnam.

the next thread will mollify lingbert in its memory forever and ever and ever amen

MAKE YOUR PEACE

i would like to thank everyone that contributed to this thread but i would have to load it and i would get bored but i think (mostly you are the awesome)

we still have 400+ messages to go, so the weeping is not yet uncontrollable

this took 8-ish months to get to 15000... shoudl we shoot for faster next time?

OK, do we have a lock on this thing yet?

I have a headache from all these free vodka mojitos from last night. I will mostly be going to pick at the other half of wrapwich I picked up yest to staunch my pain today.

remember that time that i called FB a furrie? good times.

xspost we are rapid. honed. steely-eyed. capable.

http://www.roussimoff.com/Photo%20Gallery%202/SHADOWS%20STILL-%20Nightmare%20Executioner.jpg

Should we set one (1) goal date?

we need a comprehensive list of idiot birthdays.

for the events to happen. upon.

Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)
Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975)

Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.
Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.
Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.
Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.
Ned Arnel Mencía (born October 22, 1967), better known by his stage name Carlos Mencia, is a comedian, writer, and actor in the United States. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, and social class, juxtaposing existing social issues with ethical convention.

Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)
Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)
Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)
Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)
Joe Rogan (born August 11, 1967)

I think that perhaps joe deserves our efforts more, mostly because he is our closest goal

also, douche

i worked with a guy that posted on the joe rogan message boards. ya, douche

BY AUGUST 11 WE SILL CRUSH THE ILX WITH ANOTHER PONDEROUS THREAD THAT SILL STARTLE MILLIONS WITH ITS MAGNITUDE

ALSO, 11=!! WHEN YOU HAVE THE SHIFT KEY DOWN

ALSO IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO STOP TYPING AND PERHAPS LIE DOWN FOR AWHILDE

ohhboy

a true test of good gin is how it tastes naked

the true test of everything else is how it goes with good gin (films, tunes, sexual partners, etc)

(more gin)

Bacon spits grease when it cooks. I enjoy cooking bacon but would not enjoy 3rd degree burns on my trannyhandjob.jpg :(

If this thread gets locked I might even get to read the whole thing. Doubt it though.

dude you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaally don't wanna do that.

also HI! tragic news but this thread is truly a monolith and testament to the dedication, inspiration and drunkenness of ITRers.

Remember ITR, TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF スペースシャワーTV（スペースシャワーティーヴィー、Space Shower TV）は、株式会社スペースシャワーネットワークが運営している日本初の音楽専門チャンネル。is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

i go away for ONE DAY and i come back this terrible news?!?!?!?!?

my heart is sore with sorrow

ITR I share with you.... last night's kebab:
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg187/nick-uptoeleven/IMG_3235.jpg

You're welcome.