TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

yah, ruby, we watched it earlier; he had seen it before but i had not... it's pretty great. thx!!1

Videos like that always make me all confused about my opinions re: public space. Which is a good thing, but still. Jeez. Jerks, makin' me think and such.

V. pretty, tho.

can you repost link bc i do not want to load all 14k messages.

also he is not texting back now i feel dumb.

yeah i kinda just decided to not think about that aspect and enjoy it, since that was an awful lot of white paint to throw around.

it's an itr thread, tza.

AWESOME WALL ANIMATION

If he's not texting back, it's because he's sleeping or out of reception range.

Srsly, do not overthink this, this is how pop punk songs start.

no i am trying not to but now that means my card is played so i don't get to text again until we randomly run into each other again.

or until he textes you saying OH SHIT I MISSED YER CALL I AM LAME right?

See, I think you still have one more. Two times, yeah, you're right, card's played, danger zone. But just once? Still fine.

lxy also brings 'struth.

yes obv lxy is otm and that is what is going to happen.

maybe it will be 4 days from now but whatever.

i don't actually like the dude, it's just 2:49 on saturday night and you know.

i understand this ^^^

Oh, to be young, single, and in a major metropolitan area.

Wait...

Shit.

In wine news, shit's going straight to my head. I ATE LIKE TWELVE TIMES TODAY, STOMACH. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

you're a cheap date, nothing wrong with that

I'm eating bread. Cheap date is fine, but I do intend to be up for the next four or five hours, and I will be drinking this bottle, so I'd rather not end up passed out in the backyard at 10am with my phone in my hand, every woman I've ever kissed on the 'Recent Calls' screen, my old Polish landlady poking me with a broom.

"Neecholas? Neecholas?"

lol i remember one night like a little over a year ago where i woke up one morning with my phone in my hand and some missed texts from horrible ex-texting gone wrong.

Yeah, that was supposed to be a dramatization, but pretty much everything I said happened about a year ago, but with an annoyed neighbor instead of a landlady.

I HAVE HEARD FROM THIS "JOHN JUSTEN" THAT HE IS ALSO SAD HE DID NOT PARTICIPATE IN THE FULL ON CRAZY TIME WITH TEH TEHRESA AND FOLKS ON FRIDAY NIGHT, BUT AT THAT POINT HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DRUNK ON A ROOF IN BROOKLYN YELLING AT PEOPLE AND TELLING ONE OF HIS TRAVELING PALS THAT HE WAS "GOING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE COLON SO HARD THAT HIS EYES WOULD BLEED"

THESE ARE OF COURSE SIMPLY RUMORS.

ALSO I HEAR TELL THAT HE MIGHT BE SUPER DRUNKIFIED AT THE MOMENT

ILX Poster 'BLACK BEYONCE': You Are An Inspiration To Us All. A Hearty Long Dram Of Cheap Wine To Your Honor And Health.

(Was going to post picture of self drinking here, but is too embarrassingly awful, will not do.)

did nick make it through his bottle of wine and pass out on the front lawn?

did tza get laid?

i had a ham sandwich.

Texts are evil and should be avoided. I also don't use the phone outside of work anymore. I've grown really sick of people breaking in to my bubble. I am in misanthropic form today.

Booty calls when they work = A++ When they don't = Even better as you have A++ self-mocking story for future use.

yeah but drunk+horny+retaining some dignity= text, because then you don't have to worry about saying something stupid if they decline your offer.

Clearly last night was an event.

I got 3/4 of the way through the bottle, put on Loveless (lol zeitgeist), and fell asleep. Oddly enough, I woke up an hour ago and feel fine.

Thanks, bread!

Suddenly so sad that I went to sleep last night instead of sitting at my computer.

^^^ Most pathetic post of entire thread?

Also, I'm just going to say this one time, but if someone could import this "text" technology to the early 90s, I am quite sure my younger, more hormone-driven self would appreciate it.

Sara, I liveblogged the drinking of a bottle of 3-buck Chuck.

You're fine.

xp

LOL point taken.

i passed out lol. then i woke up to txt that said 'sorry i had already passed out when you sent that last night' OH WELL.

sort of wishing the last 100 or so posts could be deleted though...

Don't worry: a day of random chatter will cause all of last night to recede into the center of the thread, never to be found again.

yes that is what i am hoping. KEEP TALKING, PEOPLE!

lol tza

;_;

Hey guys, did you hear about tehresa's booty call? Discuss.

ok see that's not funny.

I'm sorry.

i had to ride my bike to a female coworker's house yesterday to pick up some work stuff. she lives at the top of a big hill, and when i got there, i was totally out of breath and drenched in sweat.

should i be embarrassed?

also, this is the first time i've been around to see a hott night on ITR wither in the stark light of the following day. i kind of feel like i should be waking up on a floor with a hangover.

more talking

i need to go out to get an a/c, but i just can't bring myself to step outside into the nasty heat.

I have to proctor this afternoon. Yay lording it over OTHER students taking finals!

Then afterward we are going out for my son's birthday (he is TEN today!). In-laws are still here. I imagine that I'll be up late with my MIL, knitting.

I just went out and bought drapes and a curtain rod. at any moment i expect my testicles will shrivel and drop off.

fortunately your neighbors will not have to witness the terrible event, because your windows will be covered.