TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

In my estimation, you have 32 minutes before you pass the unacceptable threshold, but right now you are in totally fine territory. You live in New York, right? You're all wild city folk with loose morals and no requirement for sleep at night anyway.

Text idea is ideal, I agree.

if he doesn't get that then he doesn't deserve you

yes we are all crazy insane all night long folk in nyc. actually this is true, last friday i went out at like 4pm and got home at 10am and that was just from partying, not even getting laid.

in the time you've put this off, he probably rubbed one out and is now all spent.

p.s. john justen was only present for like 1/4 of my last friday insanity and i'm really sad that he didn't get in on crazy time with us later that night.

Oh no guyes, I've totally destroyed the cork of this bottle of 3 dollar wine, and will not be able to reseal it as a result.

I predict sad and/or dance records in t-minus 2 hrs, head pain in 12 hrs.

^^^^true

but that just means he'll last longer for you! xpost

nick that means you have to drink it all!!!

look at all us poor ITRers not getting laid on a saturday night :(

tza, you need to take one for the team!

http://www.midwaysailor.com/military/salute.jpg

xpost

last longer? 2:25 AM = at least the fourth time...

AM I RIGHT FELLAZ?

four in one night?? who are you kidding?

in the name of mollifying lingbet

(uhh... xpost for sure)

YOUR MOM.

low blow

what if he does not text back???

don't make me bring your dad into this

xpost, obv

HEY

you're right rubyred- i'm sorry.

your mum

you've met my mum

if you wanna go there...

p.s. you should all watch that video i posted

lxy, tell jergins about it - i think he would dig it

WHY WOULD THEY RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD WALL

yah, ruby, we watched it earlier; he had seen it before but i had not... it's pretty great. thx!!1

Videos like that always make me all confused about my opinions re: public space. Which is a good thing, but still. Jeez. Jerks, makin' me think and such.

V. pretty, tho.

can you repost link bc i do not want to load all 14k messages.

also he is not texting back now i feel dumb.

yeah i kinda just decided to not think about that aspect and enjoy it, since that was an awful lot of white paint to throw around.

it's an itr thread, tza.

AWESOME WALL ANIMATION

If he's not texting back, it's because he's sleeping or out of reception range.

Srsly, do not overthink this, this is how pop punk songs start.

no i am trying not to but now that means my card is played so i don't get to text again until we randomly run into each other again.

or until he textes you saying OH SHIT I MISSED YER CALL I AM LAME right?

See, I think you still have one more. Two times, yeah, you're right, card's played, danger zone. But just once? Still fine.

lxy also brings 'struth.

yes obv lxy is otm and that is what is going to happen.

maybe it will be 4 days from now but whatever.

i don't actually like the dude, it's just 2:49 on saturday night and you know.

i understand this ^^^

Oh, to be young, single, and in a major metropolitan area.

Wait...

Shit.

In wine news, shit's going straight to my head. I ATE LIKE TWELVE TIMES TODAY, STOMACH. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

you're a cheap date, nothing wrong with that

I'm eating bread. Cheap date is fine, but I do intend to be up for the next four or five hours, and I will be drinking this bottle, so I'd rather not end up passed out in the backyard at 10am with my phone in my hand, every woman I've ever kissed on the 'Recent Calls' screen, my old Polish landlady poking me with a broom.

"Neecholas? Neecholas?"

lol i remember one night like a little over a year ago where i woke up one morning with my phone in my hand and some missed texts from horrible ex-texting gone wrong.

Yeah, that was supposed to be a dramatization, but pretty much everything I said happened about a year ago, but with an annoyed neighbor instead of a landlady.

I HAVE HEARD FROM THIS "JOHN JUSTEN" THAT HE IS ALSO SAD HE DID NOT PARTICIPATE IN THE FULL ON CRAZY TIME WITH TEH TEHRESA AND FOLKS ON FRIDAY NIGHT, BUT AT THAT POINT HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DRUNK ON A ROOF IN BROOKLYN YELLING AT PEOPLE AND TELLING ONE OF HIS TRAVELING PALS THAT HE WAS "GOING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE COLON SO HARD THAT HIS EYES WOULD BLEED"

THESE ARE OF COURSE SIMPLY RUMORS.

ALSO I HEAR TELL THAT HE MIGHT BE SUPER DRUNKIFIED AT THE MOMENT

ILX Poster 'BLACK BEYONCE': You Are An Inspiration To Us All. A Hearty Long Dram Of Cheap Wine To Your Honor And Health.

(Was going to post picture of self drinking here, but is too embarrassingly awful, will not do.)

did nick make it through his bottle of wine and pass out on the front lawn?

did tza get laid?

i had a ham sandwich.