TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

cuz that's just kind of awesome

the convo went something like this:

'heyyyyyy watcha doin'
'uhhh SLEEPING'
'oh well could i pop round for a visit?'
'a visit? are you drunk? is this a booty call?' (i have no shame)
'wellllll'
'sorry i have boyfriend'
'ok bye'

DO IT TZA DO IT

Dammit, someone has to have sex tonight! If not me, if not Rubes, then I'm afraid the responsibility falls to you.

ITR bylaw #73.

Look it up.

Also YO BRO YOU UP 4 SOME SHAGZ???:feel good text message hit of the summer.

yes i remember reading that bylaw in the ITR FAQ

grebt now iam even more conflicted and oh yeah now it's 2:24

NOTHING tacky about it. it's all kinds of beautiful.

i was just gonna say 'hey waht are you up to tonight?'

^^playing it cool

even though obv at 2:25 am there is nothing cool about it

i tihnk my text msg idea is better

xp that's why you have to be overt

lol i don't know if he would get it! tho i do love it. if he were itr-er, it would be ace.

In my estimation, you have 32 minutes before you pass the unacceptable threshold, but right now you are in totally fine territory. You live in New York, right? You're all wild city folk with loose morals and no requirement for sleep at night anyway.

Text idea is ideal, I agree.

if he doesn't get that then he doesn't deserve you

yes we are all crazy insane all night long folk in nyc. actually this is true, last friday i went out at like 4pm and got home at 10am and that was just from partying, not even getting laid.

in the time you've put this off, he probably rubbed one out and is now all spent.

p.s. john justen was only present for like 1/4 of my last friday insanity and i'm really sad that he didn't get in on crazy time with us later that night.

Oh no guyes, I've totally destroyed the cork of this bottle of 3 dollar wine, and will not be able to reseal it as a result.

I predict sad and/or dance records in t-minus 2 hrs, head pain in 12 hrs.

^^^^true

but that just means he'll last longer for you! xpost

nick that means you have to drink it all!!!

look at all us poor ITRers not getting laid on a saturday night :(

tza, you need to take one for the team!

http://www.midwaysailor.com/military/salute.jpg

xpost

last longer? 2:25 AM = at least the fourth time...

AM I RIGHT FELLAZ?

four in one night?? who are you kidding?

in the name of mollifying lingbet

(uhh... xpost for sure)

YOUR MOM.

low blow

what if he does not text back???

don't make me bring your dad into this

xpost, obv

HEY

you're right rubyred- i'm sorry.

your mum

you've met my mum

if you wanna go there...

p.s. you should all watch that video i posted

lxy, tell jergins about it - i think he would dig it

WHY WOULD THEY RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD WALL

yah, ruby, we watched it earlier; he had seen it before but i had not... it's pretty great. thx!!1

Videos like that always make me all confused about my opinions re: public space. Which is a good thing, but still. Jeez. Jerks, makin' me think and such.

V. pretty, tho.

can you repost link bc i do not want to load all 14k messages.

also he is not texting back now i feel dumb.

yeah i kinda just decided to not think about that aspect and enjoy it, since that was an awful lot of white paint to throw around.

it's an itr thread, tza.

AWESOME WALL ANIMATION

If he's not texting back, it's because he's sleeping or out of reception range.

Srsly, do not overthink this, this is how pop punk songs start.

no i am trying not to but now that means my card is played so i don't get to text again until we randomly run into each other again.

or until he textes you saying OH SHIT I MISSED YER CALL I AM LAME right?

See, I think you still have one more. Two times, yeah, you're right, card's played, danger zone. But just once? Still fine.

lxy also brings 'struth.