TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

well, chased that imposter out

FB, i think my identity is exposed somewhere around post 7500 or so in this thread.

i really like your handle, it makes me smile

:-)

The thing about taking a class largely about Spielberg where you have to watch about 20 of his movies outside of class is that procrastinating by watching schlocky Hollywood fare magically becomes getting your homework done early.

BLACK BEYONCE BRINGS THE HAPPINESS TO THE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD TOOT SUITE

DON'T CHASE THE FB AWAY!!!!

xpost Nick I would like to take THAT class plz, I don't care how schlocky the movies get.

Also, good night all. Time for sleeeeeeep.

night sara!

Hell, Sara, you can take four years of it if you don't mind writing a lot of theoretical papers and a degree that, monetarily speaking, is worth absolutely nothing.

Sleep well.

guys how does one decide whether or not to make booty call? it is like 2 so maybe a bad idea? not up on the protocol...

HAHA tza! depends on who your booty-calling - is he cool with late night visits? fuck it - go for it!

Make it. It's Saturday night, 2am is perfectly acceptable. Tentative text messages are allowable if one is that concerned about waking a person up.

i dunno like every other time it has been accidentally running into each other at bar and going home. i've never actually made the call...

or text... if you will.

Fortune favors the bold, don't know whatcha got till it's gone, something about a brass ring, etc...

I definitely say go for it.

i dunno i just don't want to seem... too bold? or needy?

i am in agreement - everyone should be having sex since i am not! and FYI: it has now been almost 16 months since i last got any. my hymen has probably regrown.

text should go something like this:

YO BRO YOU UP 4 SOME SHAGZ???

yes my dear but you will have it on-call in like, 4.5 weeks??? :D :D :D

i dunno like thursday night is now too soon?

p.s. i got drunk

yes AND YOU CAN BET I'M GONNA BE MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME!

i got booty-called by this old fling of mine last december... 3.30am he called, for the first time since the previous february!!! now that's just tacky.

I wouldn't worry about it. I would think neither that you were too bold or needy if I were on the receiving end of that call in the same situation.

definitely. xpost

dnw to be tacky! i have now put this off like 20 min.

at first i thought, ER... NO but then ruby suggested YO BRO YOU UP 4 SOME SHAGZ??? and i was all HELL YEAH DO THAT!

so yeah, do that

cuz that's just kind of awesome

the convo went something like this:

'heyyyyyy watcha doin'
'uhhh SLEEPING'
'oh well could i pop round for a visit?'
'a visit? are you drunk? is this a booty call?' (i have no shame)
'wellllll'
'sorry i have boyfriend'
'ok bye'

DO IT TZA DO IT

Dammit, someone has to have sex tonight! If not me, if not Rubes, then I'm afraid the responsibility falls to you.

ITR bylaw #73.

Look it up.

Also YO BRO YOU UP 4 SOME SHAGZ???:feel good text message hit of the summer.

yes i remember reading that bylaw in the ITR FAQ

grebt now iam even more conflicted and oh yeah now it's 2:24

NOTHING tacky about it. it's all kinds of beautiful.

i was just gonna say 'hey waht are you up to tonight?'

^^playing it cool

even though obv at 2:25 am there is nothing cool about it

i tihnk my text msg idea is better

xp that's why you have to be overt

lol i don't know if he would get it! tho i do love it. if he were itr-er, it would be ace.

In my estimation, you have 32 minutes before you pass the unacceptable threshold, but right now you are in totally fine territory. You live in New York, right? You're all wild city folk with loose morals and no requirement for sleep at night anyway.

Text idea is ideal, I agree.

if he doesn't get that then he doesn't deserve you

yes we are all crazy insane all night long folk in nyc. actually this is true, last friday i went out at like 4pm and got home at 10am and that was just from partying, not even getting laid.

in the time you've put this off, he probably rubbed one out and is now all spent.

p.s. john justen was only present for like 1/4 of my last friday insanity and i'm really sad that he didn't get in on crazy time with us later that night.

Oh no guyes, I've totally destroyed the cork of this bottle of 3 dollar wine, and will not be able to reseal it as a result.

I predict sad and/or dance records in t-minus 2 hrs, head pain in 12 hrs.

^^^^true

but that just means he'll last longer for you! xpost

nick that means you have to drink it all!!!

look at all us poor ITRers not getting laid on a saturday night :(

tza, you need to take one for the team!

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