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How many elephants would it weigh?

― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

42 to all three.

― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

that's pretty fuckin' zen.

― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

If a John Justen fell over drunk in a forest and no one was around to hear it would he make a sound?*

*Probably. I think it would involve swearing.

― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

I have anecdotal evidence to prove that the above is true

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

That would mean that there was a witness... I'm afraid that evidence can't be used in this matter.

― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

the philosophy of ITR would be an uhmazin' tome. it would sell many many copies.

― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

Sadly someone else had the idea :(

http://www.barsupply.com/images/whiskey_spirits_for_dummies.jpg

― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

i am sad cause it's by birthday this weekend and i have to be "on call" which means inside my house near a computer ALL WEEKEND FGGGFHJLDSRUGH\KRDSUHG\;RUKH

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

yes RUKH i said RUKH

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

just pretend it's not your birthday till next weekend.

― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

OK we will attempt a birthday rescue mission amirite?

― suzy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

this involves a bottle of bison grass vodka at least!

― suzy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

DO NOT BELIEVE THE CALENDERS LIES

fixed

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Weirdly enough I was drinking with someone involved in the purchase of that distillery group only a couple of weekends ago </high flier> (xpost). We had shots of it. Very nice altogether.

― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

every day, in some small way, i try to contribute to the perception of the non-itr readers that i am slowly losing my mind xpost

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

q: if I started a poll where every option was the wallogina, would that be funny, assholish or both?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, you are EVIL wow.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

uh hi you've known me for how long?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

funny, but im not really the guy to ask about these things

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes I think you are EXACTLY the guy to ask about these things

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry guys, I guess you couldn't hear the admiring tone in my post.

Yeah, I KNOW YOU are BOTH evil. And that's what makes you both so special to me.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

I am beyond good and evil. This enables me to perfect my Buddha-like nature, and wear Cure T-shirts.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

And that is what makes Ned so special to alllllll of us!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Yay wonderful me!

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004TRET.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Ned's soundtrack

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

gross

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Exactly!

If only I could take you to clinical with me. You could soothe the student nurses with your Buddha-like presence. And maybe confuse the instructors.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS I JUST GOT MY TEST GRADE

30 OUT OF 30

CRAZY EXCITED ABOUT THAT!!!!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

god, I have no life.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

lol expected

congrats though!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

also: SERIOUSLY, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS POLL (nsfw or anything else)

hahahahahahahahaha me = dick

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

lol expected

You give me too much credit, and also *hugs* to you.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

gold star to the first person who posts on that thread

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

that isnt us

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

you all get gold stars all the time

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

wooooh congrats sara!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

except for FB, who sucks and is dumb xpost

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

oh and by the way guys....

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

i was never worried

― lxy, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

WHY HELLO DEER

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

OFF TO THE THREAD

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

^_^ ^_^

― tehresa, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

my goodness, hello

― white celine, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

ILL KILL YOU BITCH

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

but i am much better at the killing and you are much better at the bitching

― white celine, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

SOFTLY WITH YOUR OWN SONG

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

i like the fact that i could out all of my sockpuppets on this thread and it would vanish into the untouchable middle so fast that no one would ever know about it except for you fine fine people

― BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

You know, I know this isn't what you mean, but now I am picturing you sitting on the floor somewhere, playing with real sock puppets on your hands. And somehow it seems so right.

xpost Thanks tehresa!!!! I'm soooooo glad to be DONE.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

lolololololol that poll thread is wonderful already

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

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