TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

I can't remember the exact track order otherwise I would!

unnecessary lyrics pages

You know, I believe now that I could easily become a songwriter.

Okay, I'm going to lift weights now. Booooor-ing.

i just did that, and it was boring

also my arms hurt from superman pushups

superman that pushup

It was boring. What the heck is a superman pushup? (not that it matters; I'm sure I can't do it)

Also, watching Obama speak made it somewhat less boring, but he came out and I went OMG WHY DIDN'T I DRIVE TO ST. PAUL FOR THIS

(answer: pathetic exhaustion)

i am so lame i fell asleep mid law and order which sucks because i didn't get to see any of it this season and they don't stream it online. man. now i am going to try to watch the da vinci code which, remarkably, i have never seen! i will probably fall asleep again 2 min in.

Is Law and Order and NBC show? WHY don't they put stuff up on their website? I miss ER. But not so much that I will TiVo it instead of LOST.

I am sitting here trying to write my self-evaluation for this past weekends clinicals. I am so tired of writing about this past weekend. OVER IT NOW

Going to bed, done with school for three months, not sure what to do with myself. BUT J is graduating from kindergarten tomorrow!

And I should probably spend the rest of the day cleaning. In-laws will be here this weekend!

Also - good night all!

3 MONTH BENDER DUH

ill explain it to your kids while they mix us all drinks

John, what I love about that is that I know that you really would be the first person in line to try out mixed drinks concocted by my five year old.

JJ seems like a good guy altogether. I should try and read the "JJ and FB will drink it" thread...

tis crassic.

John is a good guy, and he's also hilarious. And I appreciate those things about him!

John Justen hates me.

i'm pretty sure JJ would hate me the mostest, or at the very least be extremely disappointed in me, if we met in person: i'm the lamest drinker in the world and can't even do shots of the most gentle alcohol without gagging. and i hate most types of alcohol.

sorry john justen!

Waitaminute, how come I wasn't told I was wicked awesome by the ITR mods or even given effusive praise. U LYE!

you were, but webmail is broken so you just didn't get it.

hyggeligt: one of the awesomest guys whose name I have no idea how to pronounce and who I'm not even 100% sure is a guy

he's lingbert's swedish cousin.

hyggeligt is COMPLETELY AWESOME IN ALL WAYS

I can just tell.

Oh wait, I'm not a mod.

RR, John would not hate you for your alcohol-free ways; he would just feel sad for you while drinking your portion of the booze.

I <3 you all...

Not so far off with the Swedish. It's a Danish word, pretty untranslatable. It means cosy or cosseted. It's pronounce Huge-rh-lee.

I am a guy. I think.

Just checked. Yes, still a guy.

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I regret my last two posts.

i LOL'd for realz!

That then makes it all worthwhile.

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Wow you guys just lapped "Try Glasgow more" (6869)

Truly a frightening amount of silly and inconsequential chatter!

nothing inconsequential about it. this thread saves lives.

Maybe if printed on a long piece of tough paper and used as a rope-like fire escape...

PRINT the INTERNUTS??

If one were to do that, how many times round the world would the piece of paper travel?

How many buses high would it be?

How many elephants would it weigh?

42 to all three.

that's pretty fuckin' zen.

If a John Justen fell over drunk in a forest and no one was around to hear it would he make a sound?*

*Probably. I think it would involve swearing.

I have anecdotal evidence to prove that the above is true

That would mean that there was a witness... I'm afraid that evidence can't be used in this matter.

the philosophy of ITR would be an uhmazin' tome. it would sell many many copies.

Sadly someone else had the idea :(

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i am sad cause it's by birthday this weekend and i have to be "on call" which means inside my house near a computer ALL WEEKEND FGGGFHJLDSRUGH\KRDSUHG\;RUKH

yes RUKH i said RUKH