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drunk texting thread on the sandbox if you are so inclined

"an important archive" says lxy so there's that, posterity

jergins, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

it is awesome you slept in a suit. did you get grass stains?

jergins, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yeah, glad you had a fun trip, John!

Of course now I'm bitter that I have not ever received a drunk text message from anyone, but I'm sure I'll get over it eventually. ;_;

Sara R-C, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

no grass stains, but i did get dewy, which woke me up

John Justen, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

unless it rained

John Justen, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

or the neighborhood raccon family peed on me

John Justen, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I sense a trip to the dry cleaner in your near future.

Sara R-C, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

you give me too much credit

John Justen, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

Sara: YOU NEVER GET OVER IT

HI DERE, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

PS John, how was Sex and the City?

HI DERE, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, if no one sends me drunk text messages this weekend, it will probably be the end for me.

Sara R-C, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Also, Dan, I am desperately hoping that you think that John saw the movie here.

Sara R-C, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

You know how John loves him some Sarah Jessica Parker!

HI DERE, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

It's true that I've always thought that she would the perfect woman for him.

Sara R-C, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

haha john's saturday night texts wer hilariuos including one 'it is a mystery?'

tehresa, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know what it was really in reference to and also wow i am bad at typing!

tehresa, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Well, obviously, what it was in reference to is a MYSTERY!

Sara R-C, Monday, 2 June 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://forums.reebosak.net/images/smilies/emot-iiam.gif

I will only be impressed if he texted the above GIF

HI DERE, Monday, 2 June 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

i seem to have texted my friend shaun the following at 5 AM:

"Baby jesus is ashamed of you and planning to kick you in your vagina."

John Justen, Monday, 2 June 2008 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

i was angry at him because i made him drink until he passed out before the desert course at the reception

John Justen, Monday, 2 June 2008 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

this was after i phoned in FB for a long distance drink dedication that was a shot of tequila with a splash of grapefruit and an entire lime squeezed into it.

John Justen, Monday, 2 June 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

this was the first of many times that the bartender informed me that he could actually make me drinks that tasted good, which i steadfastly declined.

John Justen, Monday, 2 June 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

John, I'd like to meet the psychiatrist who could psychoanalyze you.

Sara R-C, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

How come I don't get any of these drunk textings.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

Face it, Ned, we're just not special!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I have been writing this paper for about three years now. Can I quit please?

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

Just burn it.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

But it's in my COMPUTER!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure it's not worth printing out, much less burning.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

Also, A.P.A. formatting = psychology's major effort to create new psychological problems in susceptible populations

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

Still writing; am now shaped more like a chair than a person.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, I just finished my paper and emailed it in. Have I mentioned how weird it is to basically have to write a 30 page paper without any time even edit it (or think about it properly)?

Because it's really, really weird.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:17 (eighteen years ago)

It is probably also deeply weird that I'm now sitting here talking to myself on the ITR board, but somehow it seems completely appropriate right now.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:19 (eighteen years ago)

Hurray!

Would paypal you a celebratory shot and a beer, but whoops, that is impossible.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:20 (eighteen years ago)

s'up Sara! that's some good midnight oil ur burnin' thar!

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:20 (eighteen years ago)

congrats on the paper finishing super Sara!

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:22 (eighteen years ago)

See, Sara? Teh Nicks Are Here 4 U.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:23 (eighteen years ago)

Nicks are good peoples.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:27 (eighteen years ago)

gosh are you separate nicks, i thought you were one nick with two logins.

good work sara!

estela, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.inspiredtechnology.com/images/handshake-values2.jpg

en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:30 (eighteen years ago)

OMG THANK YOU YOU GUYS!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:39 (eighteen years ago)

God I love ITR. Also, I am getting the Nicks confused and need guidance, perhaps in the form of a chart.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:40 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, <3 to estela and the two Nicks for nice words about my finishing my very likely incoherent paper.

You guys rock.

And now I'm going to pass out for a few hours before my crazed five year old crawls into bed with me to wake me up. (Wouldn't be so bad if she didn't have icy little feet...)

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:41 (eighteen years ago)

I think I will make you said chart. Beats work fo' sho. G'NIGHT!

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 08:48 (eighteen years ago)

i really should probably develop some sort of regular sleep habit one of these days

John Justen, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

Have you ever? Because 22 years into this whole being alive business and I've realized that if I haven't once kept up a circadian rhythm for more than a week or so, then I'm probably never going to.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

ok so i just looked across the street and there is a catamaran on the boulevard.

i am confused.

also, inri en i see kay, i think i made some vague progress on one at some point, but really no success as of yet, so i should probably throw such things to the wolves

John Justen, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

i am going to go touch it to make sure that i am not in the last hallucinatory death throes. will report back.

John Justen, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 10:07 (eighteen years ago)

ok so the 8 bagazillion bird calls going on right now make all this insomniac progress v worthwhile. also catamaran confirmation has been established. gnight.

John Justen, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

hello itr

i have nothing exciting to report.

Rubyredd, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 11:28 (eighteen years ago)


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