TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

BIG SUR

i didn't even know about that place until recently.

mollingifybert thread seems to be gaining notoriety, maybe thanks to 'c-man' (HAHAHA)

I would like to find out about places where I could learn to scuba dive.

But for now, ITR is enough.

Hello, and good night -- I have to be at the farmer's market at 9AM BST.

Have been sent a proof of Crime, the new Irvine Welsh book where he tries to be Carl Hiaasen. In book Welsh records priceless piece of FL men's room graffiti:

HERE I SIT, CHEEKS A-FLEXIN'
GIVIN' BIRTH TO ANOTHER TEXAN

(joeks texas)

what the hell /has/ happened in 24 hours?

gershy got banned
chaki got drunk and c/p'd a huge rant against tombot and itr all over the boards
chaki got banned
dom stirred a little shit and got temp banned from ask chaki
everyone LOL'd

par for the course?

pretty much. but as a result we're getting all kinds of random ilxors turning up here to see what all the fuss is about.

for LOLz:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=100&action=showall&bookmarkedmessageid=161

Thanks for the summary, RR. I was thinking I was going to have to call Dan on the phone for an eventual explanation!

Okay, 'night all. I have to be up at 4:30 a.m. for Fun Hospital Going Time!!!

Ugh Fridays.

Ugh Saturday mornings when you have to wake up at 4:30 a.m. Remind me why I thought this was a good idea?

So I just listened to one of my best friend's new self-produced album. It's a little silly in parts but mostly really fucking good. It's strange being really close to someone so genuinely and demonstrably talented.

i used to get so jealous that i had a few crazily talented friends while i was generally completely uncreative and hopeless, but now in my old age i feel so proud of what they do, and so lucky that they're willing to share it with me first.

and N.I.C.K., how are doing since the whole break-up thing? everything okay?

Oh, I'm fine. I've kind of got other things going on in that regard, actually. It seems my big-time-longest-relationship-never-really-got-over-it ex has some sort of insane internal radar and called me like, 24 hours afterwards. Total "this will probably be really bad for me, but there's a small chance I'll be immensely happy and my dreams will come true" stuff.

Best not to inquire on my lovelife, really. Far too lol college for public consumption.

e-mails from your GF that make you feel kind of awesome even though they have nothing to do with you or your relationship:

Just got a pretty urgent call from our field office re: triple homicide. Need to deal with this but should still be fine for 12:30pm or so....

Also the official White House calligrapher is named Richard Muffler.

i want a field office

Especially if they commit homicides.

HI DERE all.

So I'm seeing the Cure tonight and I am content. (Among other reasons.)

Ned, I am so jealous!

I had a good day at the hospital today, so my exhaustion may have been worth it after all.

(But still VERY VERY ENVIOUS OF NED)

Also the official White House calligrapher is named Richard Muffler.

How do I get this job? Is it an elected position?

Step One: Read Professional Calligraphy for Dummies

Step two: Read Ass-kissery for Political Sycophants

Step three: It's just you and me

does step four have something to do with getting down on the floor?

i certainly hope so.

Step five: buy a variety pack of nibs

wait we're not talking about doin it anymore are we

or were we ever

depends on what kind of nibs?

and how you use them? urban dictionary, to the rescue as always:

1. nib jousting 15 up, 2 down

the exciting and pleasurable art of two men jousting with their erect penis's. the loser of this raging battle is then obliged to bend over while the winner runs from distance and jousts up the losers anus.
the naughty knights loved nib jousting before bed with warm breast milk and cookies.

wait, so the penises have warm breast milk and cookies, and that is what is used in nib jousting???????

URBANDICTIONARY.COM, YOU DO NOTHING BUT CONFUSE AND BAFFLE

move thread to IRE

I want to know what Ned made of The Cure and 65DOS! Although we probably won't find out for another few hours.

how do you joust with erect penises?

xpost

Arrived too late for 65dos. Cure = fantastic three hour show, everyone in excellent form, still one of the greatest bands ever.

Mon Dieu! Six hours! Truly a title of magical proportions.

So, I was walking down the street to my favorite local thea-tre, and a woman stopped me to ask if I would model for her Anne Rice-inspired photographs.

Hey, fifty bucks for an hour or two pretending to be a vampire is fifty bucks, right?!?!

oh dear.

xpost, then.

Are we talking Anne Rice or ANNE ROQUALAIRE?!

Dear lord, I loathe morning. And insomnia. And knowing I'm coming home tonight to be faced with writing 30 pages before Tuesday. (Nursing school shouldn't be quiiiiiiite so much like NaNoWriMo for grades...)

xposts to Ned: As I'd hope!

BTW, Dan, I know you got "Freakshow" (we did too, rah) but if you didn't get "Baby Rag Dog Book" at your show, you were WAY missing out.

We got "Sleep When I'm Dead", "The Only One" and "Freakshow".

hi guys could you help me by voting in this poll we need to break a tie from the last poll thankx ur all the best dream category

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