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In evil library fine guy news -- I am at the desk and wearing a Swervedriver shirt. All is right with the world.

I am gong because it's with J's coworkers and she wants to go. I predict it will suck because we are all in our 30s and not teenagers/college students anymore and therefore have gotten used to things like paying for hotels with showers and television and buying dinner rather than cooking it on a campfire as integral parts of our entertainment. (The invite, which is for a weekend-long trip, specifically said "bring food if you want it", to which I was like wtf.)

All is right with the world.

All might be right with your world Mr. Ned. I think the rest of it could do with some work. :p

RRRRRRRSSSSSPCT 4 DA SWERVEDRIVER

time to fly. wooop.

Dan, I nominate you for husband of the year for being willing to go. "Bring food if you want it...?" Wow. I hope this isn't going to wind up with some kind of Donner Party ending.

Ned, you're intimidating me from here!

I like how cheerily Sara says this! "Dan, I *really* hope you don't end up killing and eating each other."

Ten years from now: "Mom, we're going out camping for the weekend!"

"All right, dear. Bring seasoning."

Actually Sara's medical expertise would be just what the amateur cannibal needs.

"No, you cut HERE."

*squelch*

"See how much more cleanly that comes off?"

Hey, those skills really *can* be helpful in a pinch!

i am awake now. blahhh don't wanna be.

I like how cheerily Sara says this! "Dan, I *really* hope you don't end up killing and eating each other."

Ned, you've heard the HSTNGS stories.

Well EXACTLY. It's not that I don't care if Dan winds up eating/being eaten by his wife's friends in a starvation in the wilderness scenario. It's just that I'm psychologically prepared for that possibility. The advantages of history!

Besides, I'd totally bank on Dan being one of the survivors, so at least that's comforting.

lol now I'm sitting here literally trying to figure out which high school classmate verbalized a desire to taste cooked human flesh someday. I think it may have been St4ff0rd.

Ned, you've heard the HSTNGS stories.

Hmm, quite right. I guess I should have asked who gets made into sausages.

itr presents: sweeney todd

Attend the tale of S R-C.
Her skin was pale and her heart had glee.
She nursed the ills of gentlemen
who never thereafter were heard of again.
She saw a path that few do see
did S R-C
the demon RN of Haaaaaaaaaaaaaastings.

lolol

i didn't make it past the first few min of johnny depp but i would pay money to see this version. john justen: sweeney sara: lovett dan: JUDGE

Well, if you travel back in time, you may find that we produced a metaphorical version.

I don't recommend making that trip, though. Safety should be your watchword. ;)

john justen: sweeney sara: lovett dan: JUDGE

All wisely thought out. Can I be the goof whose hair turns white?

Do I get to help you with the dye job?

P.S. You might want to pick me for that over John.

ruby: joanna, clearly.

Wait, is Ned volunteering to be John's mad estranged wife???? o_0

You all don't know our friend Kyl3 but he would be perfect as the fey sailor who falls in love with Joanna.

I really am going to have to at least see this movie at some point.

AH FUCK I HAVENT SEEN THAT YET THAT IS WHAT MOVING MADE ME FORGET RRRRRRGGGHHHH

now i have to go on stupid vaction and have fun and drink beers instead of netflixing "sweeney todd"

DAMN AND BLAST

guys we need to pick it up with the posting! chicago and admin meta are more popular than us this month.

er... week.

John, I'll cry for you every second of the day. (That day will be Octember 34th, 2542 1/2 AD.)

hey tehresa didja get my webmail re: NYCINFOOOO?

no! when did you send?

webmail is boned at the moment

nm found it in my SPAM folder

TADAH it is magic

no, it is SPAM

SHAME ON YOU "JOHN JUSTEN" (if that is in fact your real name...)

who me

:D:D:D:D:D:D

URGENT QUESTION:

I should register "white celine" as a username, y/n

YYYYYYYYY

it does take a while tho :( i still just have to do anon mod and pretend

wtf @ whiteceline @ gmail being taken

password sending out is also boned. apologiesssss

wtf @ whiteceline @ gmail being taken

-- HI DERE, Friday, May 23, 2008 8:45 PM (1 minute ago)

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahha

my first thought when blackbeyonce @ gmail was taken was to blame HI DERE