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actual convo at work today:

"well with zombies, you know, you never have to reload a sword"
"well with all the highly contagious blood diseases and what not, I don't think I'd want to have to be using a sword alone"
"what about those new FAST zombies?"
"they just made those up for the movie, those aren't real zombies"

wau, truthbomb

Sword reloading...the concept...my mind.

THOSE AREN'T REAL ZOMBIES

I like how every conversation at Tombot's work is basically Clerks: The Government Internet Warrior Years.

randell: 'dante, you know what would be a great title for a porn starring the former head of homeland security?'

dante: do i care?

randell: 'rummy's tummy full of cummy'

And now you must die.

yummy

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Anyway, carry on. I'm listening to the album by these people and am content, for they make content music.

I have never wanted to unread something so badly. xp

Ned, I think that band is exactly what I needed at this moment!

rumsfeld was the former SECDEF.

You're thinking Tom Ridge, Dick Too Bidge

http://www.country-rock.co.nz/images/07bidge.jpg

“Bidge”, ( Proper name Ian Boyd ) was in a pop/rock group called ECSTASY in the 70’s, then a series of duos and trios since.

His early influences in music were the Everly Bros, Creedence and the Eagles, which explains his interest in harmonies.

After a few breaks from music he began showing more interest in country music.

Currently he does solo work and also plays in a duo called Top - Secret with his wife Barb, as well as playing with Laura Downing from Brisbane whenever she’s in the bottom half of Aust. He has also performed in two Slim Dusty tribute concerts.

Bidge has attended many festivals in Vic, SA, NSW, and Norfolk Island.

He has played at Bay of Islands festival in New Zealand,toured Tasmania and played at Tamworth, Mildura and many other festivals and venues with Laura Downing.

He has been a guest artist for several country music groups around Sth Western Victoria.

He is currently a member of six country music clubs.

As a member of backing bands he has shared the stage with a variety of artists including Adam Harvey at a benefit concert early in Adam’s career.

He recorded his first CD titled “Every Second, Every Minute” in March 2006 with Stuie French at Swingin’ Door studio in Sydney.

The CD was given a favourable review in Capital News magazine in Aug. edition.

dying over here

oops better not say that too loudly... the zombies will get me!

They will get you a welcome basket filled with fresh brains dipped in chocolate.

Hey, guess who's wife is featured heavily in a Worcester newspaper?

Don't worry, Dan, we'll help you get bail money for her. ;)

HAHAHA

For Dan -- so one band called 'The Carnage Visors' has attempted to Myspace friend me. But they did so with this message:

"hello muffin will you be our valentine?"

I fear.

You should!

ps: http://www.telegram.com/article/20080522/NEWS/805220459/1102 you fukkers

Oh, Dan, you know we love you!!!

LOLZ, there's a dozen guys in braveheart style corpsepaint wandering the back halls of my workplace eating baloney sandwiches and drinking poland spring with a straw so they don't fuck up their look.

Uh. Is there any reason for them to be there?

Server upgrade.

Not without utilikilts.

Paganfest= http://www.bbkingblues.com/schedule/moreinfo.cgi?id=4304

btw, I caught the metal hurdy gurdy during sound check; this shit is going to be UNREAL. Probably about 1000 people in house.

yesssssss!!!!!!!

xxxxpost Oh yay, what an awesome article!!!

(J031 was a pre-med?! I had no idea!!!)

Ask her to tell you some of her stories from her summer job at the free clinic sometime.

haha, wow, I will! I can't wait to do so.

I had a pretty unbelievable weekend at the hospital myself... just two days and some of it was so WOW. (some good, some bad, some gross, some terrifying...)

i woke up at 6am this morning to the sound of someone dry-heaving v v loudly right outside my bedroom door. i almost had a heart attack. in retrospect, it was probably a cat with a furball.

(my bedroom is detached from the main house, with external access only)

ha ha, that would have been startling!

OMFG dudes I just got handed a stack of like a dozen resumes and told by my PM to review all of it
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THEY NEED SEVEN PAGES OF TINY LETTERS SINGLE SPACED TO GET A JOB
oh right because some of them have 15+ years of experience developing and maintaining applications in COBOL on fucking Honeywell 6000s and IBM 1410s and shit
I'm not kidding at least one of these motherfuckers is a straight up museum piece. I have to get him in for an interview at least

I think I may be that dude who takes work to the bar with him tonight

Yikes that sounds exhausting.

If he mentions BASIC on his resume, I think you should hire that guy.

come on election results, tum te tum sitting doing nothing waiting for you while press men shout at me.

So, just so no one else goes through the 24 hours of hell that I just went through:

If you have an nVidia video card on your computer and you are using the DVI connector rather than the VGA connector, hang on to the VGA connector cable. Whenever you update the drivers, the card will revert to using the VGA connector as the primary monitor, meaning that rebooting will cause your DVI-connected monitor to go completely blank once it gets past the Windows startup screen. The easiest ways to get around this are:

- Use the VGA connector instead.
- Hang onto a VGA monitor and hook that up after rebooting. Reset your video settings so that the DVI monitor is the sole primary instead of the VGA monitor, then disconnect the VGA monitor.

This has been another ginchy installment of ITR Tech Support! Where's my Maker's Mark?

tom make him draw a lissajous pattern using apple logo

There's nothing hotter than tech bulletins.

they get me going for sure

Oh, this modern world.

Say, I should probably try to sleep or study or something, huh.

Good night, all.

hi guys i'm drunk and i just got home and had like 45 min of drunk talk w/ my roommate which we NEVEr do. it was weird! talkin bout networking and social interactions and marketing bands etc. woah!

p.s.in celebratory manner i had the following infused vodkas tonight: cranberry, ginger, pear

would have had more but i am not really a fan of vodka.

Hello, TZA, in order not to hate vodka, you need some Polish Bison Grass vodka and some apple juice, plus sprig of mint or slice of lime. This is kind of the national drink of Poland.

see now that sounds good