TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

I keep waiting to grow weary of drinking beer one of these days, but it never seems to happen.

wow there is a party going on in our back patio and i just looked out to see amps and a drum kit set up. loud, probably crappy neighborband playing is not going to be pleasing to my hangover.

Go read the ILE EVIL GUIDE DOG thread. It will not help your hangover but it is awesome.

wau!

oh god this band sucks so much harder than expected!!!

person with no experience buying booze for party tonight ordered KEG OF FAT TIRE because she was unaware of expected cost of kegs :D :D :D

Jeez you guys have been busy while I was gone; I'll have to load the whole xx000 pages!

Okay, so guess who got the patient who coded ten minutes before her shift started this morning? It was an interesting day...

"FAT TIRE" sounds really ominous

Suspiciously like "flat tire..."

YOUR FATHER OWNS LIKKER STORES HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS THINGS

I haven't worked in one of those stores for over 12 years, so I'm hopelessly rusty.

Kind of tempted to go back to it right now, tbh!

I'm sure ITR would tutor me in beer and booze basics to help me out.

oh god now there's a chick singing who thinks she is "soulful"

I promise that it is not me.

they are like faux country indie fucks. goddddd.

srsly right now "yodel lay heee eeee eeeee."

see now if i were in new yawk right now i would be helping you SLIT THROATS

hay stupid chick: you are NOT dolly parton and your drummer's rhythm SUCKS!!

they are like faux country indie fucks. goddddd.

Kill them.

Wow that sounds horrible.

set is over now, but party still going. owwww my head. i want to go to the laundromat but i think last wash might be at 7?

after the most amazing 1.5yrs (almost) of not being sick (except for one or two v minor colds), i think i've finally succumbed to the flu. sore throat and about a million sneezes today.

awww, poor ruby!!!

*sniff sniff* yes, poor me! :) ahh it's not so bad - i should be grateful i've gone so long without catching anything, given that i work fulltime in the service industry, esp since i normally get a chest infection once a year. i'm not feeling too shitty yet, but i have a feeling i'll wake up tomorrow feeling my worst. BUT at least i have the day off tomorrow.

are your neighbours still partying?

party still going on outside but at least the band's done. i'm procrastinating room cleaning/take home final by drowning out the party with tv. i'm going to regret this...

what about 30min segments of the test and 30 min segments of tv? i'm stuck @ the store & the keyboard has broken again so i gotta dumb onsreen kybrd

RR - so sorry you're sick! GET BETTER

tehresa - just finish that test!!!

Okay, I'm going to bed now. (No, it's not even 9:30 pm here)

Good night!

Skipping 12876 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

i wouldn't do that if i was you... i almost broke my computer trying to load them all when it was only at about 9,000 messagess

I had no idea this board was so heavily trafficked. I think i saw it empty when nuilx launched and did a couple of halfhearted "lol lookahere you can post on ITR" and then never knew it got populated.

wtf now UPSTAIRS neighbors are having a party. blargh...

it is like a secret borad basically, only a select few of ilx's most elite posters post here.

Yes this is true, plus also Minnesotans.

and me. (neither minnesotan nor elite)

Minnesotans, by definition not elitist! ;)

Also, hi all - and welcome forksclovetofu!

And now I'm leaving for the hospital, but I'll secretly wish I was here, talking to you all. Or sleeping. ;)

PS Rubyredd - hope you're feeling better today!

stay for 13,000 Sara. SO CLOSE. WOMIGODITMUSTBEEARLYFORU.

my throat has swollen to pinhole size.

but despite my agony

i feel it is imperative to get to 13,000

i wish had something exciting to post here for the inaugration of the 13,000th post but basically

i'm pretty boring

i don't feel worthy of the 13,000th post. but i will help nudge us towards it. my weekend has beeen booooooooooooring.

sorry for your sickness. more drugs?

i thought you were going to have fun times in brighton?

i have no flu drugs :( should i take the ibruprofen+codeine or will it make me feel worse tomorrow?

hello itr, get well soon ruby<3.

i say take all the drugs. actually, don't do that. maybe just one of the above.

no one post here unless you're john justen as nick and i have decided in the absence of anyone else's vote that JJ should be the one to make the 13,000th post

Uh... we passed 13,000 almost 100 posts ago

according to my screen this is message number 12999. maybe you can see secret ones?