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John, webbed-neck haver, says he's pretty damn sure she has a webbed neck (and the fattey).

deez I'm adopting this phrase too.

abbott please never post anything that creepy anywhere ever again

But I think our bride's small chin/wide neck is due to being overweight.

-- Sara R-C, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:16 PM (Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:16 PM) Bookmark Lin

^^^^^^^^^^^^ truth bomb of all truth bombs

I am being fucked up today. I apologize, everyone.

a webbed neck (and the fattey)

Latest Wes Anderson knock-off 'quirky' indie summer film hit right there.

Starring Rob Schneider

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/a2a22a2a.jpg

okay I have to stop looking at these pictures, they are killing me

Damn that looks like the fakest Diploma I've ever seen.

folks she is ugly but she has found love & we should all be happy for her lets leave it at that

sorry deez, i just found her to be remarkable and wanted to share.

Diploma
Certificate

Perhaps now that she has found love she can find a dentist.

Perhaps her husband IS a dentist.

he is a diesel fitter.

stop it.

:D

you guys are terrible

Meanness

wilter u such a hilter

I am so painfully tempted to post a horrible picture of me while I was hugely pregnant and my arm was in a cast, but I'm going to restrain myself for the moment. But the nicest thing you could say about the picture is that, hey, I finally had boobs.

pretty face?

You are very sweet, but in this picture, UGH NO.

She has a pretty face and the dress is pretty (I like the detail work on the bodice).

-- Sara R-C, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 6:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

"i love your nail polish!"

maybe she has an A++++++++ personality. well, next time i'm all 'ugghh i hate my nose' or 'uggghhh i gotta zit' i'll remember this poor lady and be grateful i don't have web-neck and crazy teeth and am not being posted over an international msg borad for critical inspection

tru lolz when i saw this one
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/23sasd.jpg

no more, I'm sorry.

maybe she has an A++++++++ personality

on some facebook application, it has:

*****'s peers have voted them: happiest, nicest

see, teh neck doesn't look so bad in the 2nd and 3rd pics, so maybe that first one was just a bad photo. and she's got some pretty huge, nice-looking boobs. maybe dude is a boob-man.

He appears to be.

hahahahahhahahaahahhaa

hahahahahaweerwfwhsdfhahsdfsdf

xposts HI JOHN!

wtf dude, that last pic is the most flattering one of her and not scornworthy

(having said that, why is dude trying to scoff her shoulders)

Yeah i was going to say it is probably the nicest photo of her i ould see.

could

It really is all about the boobs with you guys, isn't it.

I feel like following that up with "hi John!" is somehow inappropriate, but I really can't stop myself.

omg I am now listening to a mashup of Jay-Z's a capella from "Dirt Of Your Shoulder" with the instrumental to "These Boots Were Made For Walking" and it is the definition of heaven

It is called "This Dirt Is Made For Shoulder" lol

I want to hear that! ;_;

You really, really do!

also lots of lols at Pink Floyd's "Point Me At The Sky"

And if you survive till two thousand and five
I hope you're exceedingly thin
For if you are stout you will have to breathe out
While the people around you breathe in

funnily enough, this is EXACTLY what happened in 2005

I didn't even notice, but maybe because I was thin.

Thin-ish anyway.

Dan, you are having so much fun listening to music and I am kind of jealous.

Important question: HOW WAS THE CURE?

It really is all about the boobs with you guys, isn't it.

sara r-c otm

The Cure was great! They had some nontrivial sound issues (2/3 of "InBetween Days" was rendered silly because the lead guitar bit that was covering the incredibly important and song-defining keyboard parts was inaudible and they had to swap out guitar cables) but overall they delivered. Their new songs were all good to great and their last encore was all Three Imaginary Boys/Boys Don't Cry-era stuff, including the three singles, "10:15 Saturday Night" and "Grinding Halt". They also played a buttload of stuff off of The Head On The Door, including "The Blood".