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Mmmmmm - what kinds?

this thread needs a new title. i don't want to suggest anything, though, because i believe that it should come naturally.

i try not to find out too frequently but coworker informs me there are at least kit kat, twix, and crunch.

ya lingberto you didn't just force the issue or anything

YUM! xpost

you just don't "get it" do you jergins

boys, do i have to separate you two?

i'm about to seperate his brain from his face

baout

ew, he has brain on his face

Nothing a little sterile gauze and an alcohol swab can't fix up.

sara to teh rescue!

hangin' brain

is that like gonads and strife?

pretty much

I will take care of the brains laying about, but I might have to draw the line at gonads, people

Doesn't that depend upon the procedure?

Pleading the fifth now.

the thing i love about people pleading the fifth is that it still reveals sooo much.

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^_^

i'm about to seperate his brain from his face
sepArate

News story of the day -- 'Russia welcome our British friends'

I mean, this is all a videogame waiting to happen:

Mr. Artamoshkin said, the Ministry of Internal Affairs was seeking approval of a law that would allow security officers to use what he called “instruments of enforcement” against British fans who were not “in cooperation.”

After the game, the police will escort fans back to buses and other vehicles, and transport them directly to the airport, hoping to prevent them from escaping into Moscow.

I Separate Everything

Have a good evening guys; I'm off to do this ridiculous role play/2 point assignment!

DONT FORGET TO ESTABLISH A SAFETY WORD

"Meatus. MEATUS!"

hahahahhahahahaha

i just called in sick! not going to work till tonight! i'm a badass!

this is my second sick day in 2.5 yrs at the shoe store so i don't feel too bad

A doctor friend of mine was telling me a story from his ER rotation where a dude came in asking for an STD test. The attending gave my friend a cotton swab and said, "Collect a sample for a culture." The guy doing the requesting had no visible sores or lesions, so my friend took the cotton swab and stuck in it in the poor dude's urinary meatus.

Direct quote: "The guy felt some discomfort."

Weenpain

Anyway, I give to you Dan's headline of the year:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm

Enjoy.

OMG just found link to a download of a whole neko case concert on an old thread

YAY!

There's an episode of aqua teen hunger force w/ neko case in it.

i have no idea what that is

It is a cartoon. I was trying to find a link to the episode for ya but i couldn't find. It's not very good anyway :/

am i correctly identifying this as l-r kelly hogan, neko case, john kruk ?

http://assets3.pitchforkmedia.com/images/image/43635.casehogankruk.jpg

flip the first two

this concert is freakin awesome

Krukker's got a rack too

lol he's prob the funniest thing about that episode.

(even though i didn't know who he was when i watched it the first time)

okay I came into that episode 5 minutes late so now it is orders of magnitude funnier to me

hay guys!

i just found out my roommate has houseguest this weekend. she is v. nice and has stayed here before but i was really hoping for super quiet weekend for getting massive project done. stressing!!!!

Yay I got my TWO points! And better yet, I now have three days to study for Monday's test (and, more importantly, to stay at home and RELAX)!

Dan - OUCH.

how was limericking?!?!

Ha, we only read the non-obscene one:

There once was a man with one son,
Who had diabetes type one,
With no insulin left,
His cells were bereft,
And his blood sugar levels could stun.

Otherwise, it was a pretty ordinary role-play/skit. Which I LOATHE doing, but my partner in class was not too receptive to my suggestions, ("let's do a ROCK OPERA!" etc.)