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You should see my work on slashdot, it's fantastic.

!!!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

i love "I keep forgetting the whole BB world is one big sandbox"

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Hey John, that domestic violence job ad? I believe my ex-wife applied for that - certainly she was then managing the borough's only refuge. That's a bizarre coincidence.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

jon I swear to god if you chk chk chk me again I will come to your house and rip your eyeballs out Alex NYC style. Don't think I will not.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

jon has a crush

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

!!! suck!

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

of course you'd think they suck. It's difficult for Ashlee Simpson fans to understand the nuances of !!!.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

what!? i hate ashlee simpson! i like, you know, shit that rocks.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

like power station

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

and ready for the world

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

yah i think the taylors are a killer rhythmn section.. sue me.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

why are you hating on power station.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Jon, Allyzay, and Giuliani Down By The Schoolyard.. POW POW POW!

OK, this is quite indirect, but the first time I met Dan Perry at the Republik on my spring '02 road trip, we were having a blast talking.. so we were obviously not going to fight..

However, the man sitting on the stool right besides us just mysteriously turned around, looked at Dan, and just started smiling maniacally waving his fist in Dan's face saying.. something.. but without any sound, and then he just mysteriously spun back around facing the bar, stopped smiling, and just continued sipping his beer.

So, an actual FIST WAVING has resulted from a purely ILX confrontation (granted, a friendly confrontation causing a random third-parting fist waving.)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

there is no universe in which i could hate on power station

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Well, some like it hot.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

ive seen another ilxor give me a dirty look irl before

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

friendly confrontation causing a random third-party fist ~~wav~~ing.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

I have been thinking about fist-wavy guy since DB started this thread, actually.

― Dan (I Present... My Fist! Okay, Never Mind...) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Who doesn't give an ILXOR a dirty look?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

It's the thing to do.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Dan actually described that incident to us in terrifying detail at Jillian's one night. Creepy.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

the entire time i had lunch with ned i was subliminally trying to get his head to explode

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Tombot broke RJG's ribs.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Tom break Anthony's rib? Or am I making that up? In my secret ILX fanfic?

xpost!!!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Had you succeeded, strongo, would the bored girls at that Oly bagel house gone all "oh god.. like, another exploded head this week..omg, i'm off. you are cleaning that up, rachel"?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hoardedordinaries.com/lori/images/2004-05-28a.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Tom break Anthony's rib?

No that was Bryan...this was separate from the RJG incident.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

You are spending a LOT of effort on a board where virtually every single poster "hates" you

Why the quotes -- caution?

The New Yorkers on the board who've met me either seem to like me or hide their dislike well.

And please let me fuck Noizeturd's empty sockets when you're done.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Does he just start punching at ribs when he meets an ilxor? It might not be a bad idea.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

who did you meet? did their face sequentially meet brooklyn pavement?

― oooh, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

I say we take off and nuke ILX from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Well, so much for avoiding dirty looks.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

or dirty socks for that matter.. (ew.. WTFF?)

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

oh, SOCKETS. sorry.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

"the ice harvest was a classic!! ill fuck your sockets!!"

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

I know, I pretty much respect Joel and Yancey's opinions on people cos they're solid dudes, so it's perplexing to me--the way I figure it, you're one of those dudes who is like a complete fucking tosser in text but you "get it" when you meet them in person. Either that or Joel and Yancey's done gone lunatic. Hence the quotes around "hate," I mean what kind of fucking loser hates someone off a message board? Can your persecution complex and realize that the way you present yourself is like the frigging A Nairn of film-and-baseball so maybe you wanna check yourself if you don't want to have to, uh, fuck Jon's pockets or whatever in the future.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

i demand hstence to come here and defend his pal

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

london ILX meet-ups have resulted in violence and chaos before. no joke. you NYC pussies are all talk, no action.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Though I guess who the fuck starts threads calling out totally unrelated people and then threatens to pound a dude to the pavement for being a weak ass nigga (on two threads now!)? I mean that's way weirder than if I decided randomly that I actually hate you. Which, for the record, I don't. I have expended all my hate energy on oops. Now there's someone who is truly crap, ha ha!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.probotproductions.com/RipleyFlamethrower.gif
you're one of those dudes who is like a complete fucking tosser in text but you "get it" when you meet them in person.
hi!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

so do we know why blount is involved at all yet?

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

OK, we're gonna meet at Ciabella Burrito.

I'll buy you a fuckin burrito.

Then I'll fuckin punch your stomach and watch your burrito fly out your own face.

Then I'll kick your fuckin head in.

And then I'll play bass licks on your GRAVE!

Oh, COME ON, MAN...

BUDDY!

I'm joining your band.

I'm going to play bass in your band, and write all your songs.

So fuck you.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Well, I think it's because he was in the Navy.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

i lost my copy of "great phone calls " :(

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

I believe now is the time for all of us to sing along to King Missile's "Martin Scorsese"

This one' called Martin Scorsese
He makes the best fucking films
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him
And say thank you thank you for makin' such excellwnt fuckin' movies
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around
And the rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a like a like a fuckin' frisbee
I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his
eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face
And thank you thank you for all of your fuckin' films
Then I'd pick him up by the hair swing him over my head a few times
And throw him across the room and kick all his fuckin' teeth in and then
stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
Cuz he makes the best fucking films he makes the best fucking films
I've ever seen in my life
I fuckin love him
I fuckin love him

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Try to see the humor I may intend. re sockets, say.

the way you present yourself is like the frigging A Nairn of film-and-baseball

See, I don't know who that is.

I was posting to I Love Baseball for at least 6 months before I hit on the link to the rest of the Madhouse. And then Pazz & Jop came out...

OH SHIT, they're MOSTLY CRITICS. Mystery solved.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Yeah and you're totally ok on ILB. I have no idea what your enormous problem is with discussing, like, any other topic in the world. I mean I'm trying to see the humor, I'm trying to see the point you're making but seriously you're just coming off like a troll half the time. Like you are purposefully trying to ruin the film threads. Which, hey, cool, whatevs but don't sit there and start enormo-internet throwdowns when people call you on your bullshit, dude.

It's just like the first couple times you say something like, "Of course you wouldn't understand X, you're a fan of totally-unrelated-out-of-left-field-probably-not-even-true Y" it's pretty ha ha. The next 12,000 times you do it, it's kind of like "Does this guy have a 'shut the fuck up' button or what?"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

That's probably the best summary I've seen.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

this is all to do with "indie", right?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

You are still about 18,000,000,000,000x better than others I've already mentioned so I mean don't take it like hatred. I said this, like on some fucking thread about, of all things, Tuomas, you know if people are engaging with you at all, that is a sign they like you on some level. If all you get is SHUT THE FUCK UP and then everyone ignores you, then it's truly time to pack it in. Though I don't think your sudden internet comedy hardman routine is going to help matters, really.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

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