TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

b-b-b-b-but....!

i want those shoes!

John is kind of a whore for sequins. Plus, he cannot tie a bow yet.

shoes that need to be tied are for SUCKS that FAIL TO EMBRACE THE AWESOME TECHNOLOGIES of THE MODERN FUTURETIMES

"embrace the modern futuretimes" album title

you go ahead and TIE your shoes and DIG your holes with A SHOVEL, i'll be over here with my VELCRO and PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES blowing my lawn the FUCK UP, yo xpost

lol, FUCK UP

John is a slightly more modern version of Bill Murray's character in Caddyshack. God help his neighbors if there are gophers in the vicinity of the new house.

I HAVE SHOES MADE FROM YAK LEATHER SO BEAT THAT MR JOHN FANCYPANTS JUSTEN

YAK LEATHER FARMED IN THE HILLS OF NEPAL

ps. tza, they are also waaaaaay comfy (i told you ecco does cute shoes!)

(i also tried to find a pair for you on zappos, but no luck)

YAKS RAISED ON GOOSE PUKE OF GOOSES ONLY ALLOWED TO DRINK PLUM WINE AND NEVER WATER

YESSSS

BUT WON'T SOMEONE PLEEEEEASE THINK OF THE GOOSES!!!!!!

I WILL THINK OF THEM AND THEIR TASTY LIVERS BEFORE SOME GODFORSAKEN SOUTHERNHEMISPHERITE TURNS THOSE TASTY LIVERS INTO INSOLES FOR THEIR YAK SHOES

NOT REALLY SURE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE BUT IM CLAPSLOCKING SO ITS ALL GOOD

"Clapslocking."

A CASPLOKC BY ANY NAME WOULD STILL SMELL JUST AS LOUD

all the dust stirred up by moving furniture has made it into yr brain and made you mental(er)

I promise you that he was always like that.

Well, at least since high school.

http://www.everythingwillbeok.com/

I am hopelessly cranky tonight.

Tomorrow night is our big 2 point presentation! I only wish that I could bring you all in as Special Guest Stars.

sara you don't know cranky from a hole in the ground

speaking as a fucking expert on the fucking subject myself, argh, growl, sneering, loss of patience, temp banning, flicking off things

Sadly I take my crankiness out on my family instead of you, Tom.

PERHAPS THAT SHOULD CHANGE

sara you probably have more right than almost anyone i know to be cranky, so go ahead and let it out!

Although what am I going to do, sneer at you over teh computer? I'm sure that would be intimidating.

RR, you are v. sweet and deluded. Things could be much worse. This has just been a frustrating week.

DUDE YOU ARE A FULLTIME MUM/KEEPER-OF-THE-HOUSE/STUDENT

HOW MANY OTHER PPL DO YOU KNOW DOING ALL THOSE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME

ruby you are in for some big shocks when you get to america and see how busy everyone is.

estela i think you are exaggerating just a little

I AM A FULLTIME PLUS WORKER ALSO MOVING ALSO TRYING TO CRAM IN AS MUCH DRINKING AS POSSIBLE WHO WILL PLAY THE TINY VIOLIN FOR ME

Ha, I know about 25 other people - one of the women in my class has SIX kids!

I don't know if this is typically American, though. We might just be a hyperactive/compulsive group.

RR your shoes are bitchingest! And MAD GONJRAJS ON THE GRAJUMATION!

PIONEER SPIRIT with which we TAME THE RUGGED BEAST WHAT WE CALL FREETIME xpost

xpost I think moving is actually more stressful than what I am up to. Moving makes me want to kill myself and every one around me. And to also burn all of my possessions on my lawn.

So play your violins for John all you want, guys!

Sara I asked my youngest brother abt diabetes limeric (he has type I) and he says you should try and work the word "Hodia" in there. It is the name of Idaho's youth diabetes camp. And he says you should try and mention that diabetics are more susceptible to celiac in the poem. I doebt this aids your rhyme scheme or scansion but he was fully stoked you wanted to do something creative about diabetes.

(He replaced his guitar strings with tubing meant for his insulin pump.)

moving is the fukkkkkkking WUR%ST

late afternoons i like to put on my overachievin' boots and go out and wrangle a calf i like to call the LAND OF OPPORTUNITY

xpost sorry i am still stuck on this whole thing i guess i'll rejoin you all soon

thanks abbott! i also have these, which are from the same line:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2352/2474333657_d9bcb5c086_m.jpg

ruby, i don't think i am exaggerating, all the industriousness was a great shock to my system.

Abbott - please thank your brother for his suggestions! That is an especially interesting detail to me, as a friend was just diagnosed with celiac disease (although, so far as I know, there is no diabetes in her family). Also lol about the insulin pump/guitar strings. Now THAT is creative! (MAN I wish I could get him to my classroom for tomorrow night.)

Wait, doesn't RR work two jobs, plus she was going to school until she graduated a few weeks ago?!

While John is off wrangling calves (or whatever he really does with them; let's not speculate), I'm going to get onto my treadmill and work out my irritation with life. I will probably also watch some Simpsons episodes.

FLUFFY BEAR SIGHTING ALERT ALERT FLUFFY BEAR HE IS SIGHTED

Still sunburnt Y/N

Still drunk Y/N

i dont know i only saw him over there on that other part of the internet inventing drinks

I assume that if you lose him tonight, you will not have to put on that parka again, John. When you were walking to the backyard in that thing I had a total flashback to John Carpenter's The Thing.

Wow, FB still inventing after the clamato/beer stuff. He's got gumption.