TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

sometime's they're necessary.

ha ha, thanks!

All the words in my textbook are starting to look the same, so I'm going to sleep now.

<3 to you all

good night!

oh dudes so genius babe CALLED ME BACK AND WE ARE SET FOR THURSDAY BEVERAGES plus ME AND THE EX-WIFE'S OLD DIVE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO CLASSY SUPREME oh microwave is calling burrito is delicious at this time

classy supreme defined as I now know 2/3rds of the owners and it looks nice and would be A+++++ joint to watch a game come SEASON. YOU KNOW WHICH SEASON.

oof

lol i can't decide if i like super happy tombot or angry hardman tombot better!

>YOU KNOW WHICH SEASON.

make love season

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TO0F5aI2L._AA280_.jpg

inflated bladder season

who says you can't have all three

tombot you sound like springtime, i hear daffodils in your voice.

daffodils burning with the ichor of fuck you more like

thank fuck for that. i thought i'd woken up to a parallel universe itr.

go hose yourself off, sick pants

ah, the perfect start to the day: blistering sunshine and a nonsensical verbal lashing.

Hello Nick.

This is a little bit embarrassing but I had a dream about Wilter last night. He was taking part in a track bike race, and with a few laps to go was leading, trying to break away. As well as watching him I had Wilter's commentary in my head - he was telling me it was a bad move, he'd gone too early but he was so angry he couldn't wait. And sure enough, on the second last lap he was overtaken by half a dozen other riders and was really sad.

WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

you want to look inside his head, yes you do.

Wilter went/came too soon? HMMM. WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY MEAN?

lol Freud

did wilter look a little bit like a tadpole?

tombot's babe does sound pretty much like his perfect woman. we expect a full report after date night!

just got home from work and YAY i had a good night because a whole bunch of my fav customers came in and got all sad when i told them i'm leaving in precisely 53 days.

I am happy for the Tombot I am.

ded raggett

;_; (It should be noted that most comments I have ever heard about NZers nasal accents are from NZers themselves complaining about their nasal accents.)

i don't think my accent is nasal - just very blunt and uncouth and bland. when i figure how to make my mic work again, i'll send sara a voicemail and she can offer up her opinion on the nasal-y-ness of the nz accent.

dear ITR,

there is very little that is more humbling than an eight hour "training" session at a national retailer of so-so books, and includes items like 'how to properly swipe a CD case so as to demagnetize the anti-theft strip inside' and 'how to count change'

did you get paid for it? cuz if you did: don't feel humbled; feel thankful that you got paid to learn a bunch of bullshit that required little-to-no effort on your part.

do you get a good discount?

RR's accent is like rainbows and waterfalls. FACT.

rainbows and waterfalls!!!!

I will be careful about when I listen.

!!!!

also: i bet this customer $20 i could get his friend to order a special, using my patented technique, and i WON.

i do get paid for it, at a solid .50 over minimum wage, so whooooo-yeah, i am now making roughly 20% of my last salary with no benefits.

RR's accent is like rainbows and waterfalls. FACT.

-- Upt0eleven, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 10:37 AM (Wednesday, May 7, 2008 10:37 AM) Bookmark Link

yes and all her spit drops are lemon drops and gum drops! oh what a world it would be....

RR lives in Oz, that's what I heard.

!!!!

as in "the wizard of", mother-f. you have the spangly red slippers right?

i only has these:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1157/1295366392_1f595303c8_m.jpg

UNACCEPTABLE

b-b-b-b-but....!

i want those shoes!

John is kind of a whore for sequins. Plus, he cannot tie a bow yet.

shoes that need to be tied are for SUCKS that FAIL TO EMBRACE THE AWESOME TECHNOLOGIES of THE MODERN FUTURETIMES

"embrace the modern futuretimes" album title

you go ahead and TIE your shoes and DIG your holes with A SHOVEL, i'll be over here with my VELCRO and PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES blowing my lawn the FUCK UP, yo xpost

lol, FUCK UP

John is a slightly more modern version of Bill Murray's character in Caddyshack. God help his neighbors if there are gophers in the vicinity of the new house.

I HAVE SHOES MADE FROM YAK LEATHER SO BEAT THAT MR JOHN FANCYPANTS JUSTEN

YAK LEATHER FARMED IN THE HILLS OF NEPAL

ps. tza, they are also waaaaaay comfy (i told you ecco does cute shoes!)

(i also tried to find a pair for you on zappos, but no luck)

YAKS RAISED ON GOOSE PUKE OF GOOSES ONLY ALLOWED TO DRINK PLUM WINE AND NEVER WATER

YESSSS

BUT WON'T SOMEONE PLEEEEEASE THINK OF THE GOOSES!!!!!!