TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

HAHA i will try to get this for you, sara!

That would be awesome! Especially since I have no idea what an NZ accent should sound like...

Is he just watching a lot of "Flight of the Conchords" and talking to you to get it down, or is he undertaking further RIGOROUS NZ AFFECTATION STUDIES?

Sara, you replace any e sound with an i sound, it really is that simple ;]

ha ha, thnx for the tip, wilter!

sara you have gmail, right? i will leave you a voicemail on googlechat for you and then you can hear a nz accent!

Okay, you can try. I will have no idea how to retrieve the voicemail! (I'm sooooo computer nonfunctional...) But maybe A. can help me.

Remind me if you need the gmail address.

And now... laundry folding fun awaits!

i just put marinade on chicken to sit while i do homework. exciting night!

webmail me your gmail address, sara! altho i've been having trouble getting my microphone to work with it lately. don't worry, they're easy to access.

goodbye again itr, i have to do some work.

good night, estela!

RR - I will send it via Facebook mail if that is okay. I have no faith in webmail via ILX. (Possibly that is again because of my computer ineptitude)

I just made hot/spicy ramen noodles and am working on my diabetes project. Whee!

i would kill for a burger right now

I just had a terrible ham sandwich at work.

I get massive cravings for cheeseburgers maybe 3x a year; otherwise I never eat them. But when I want one, I MUST have one.

Lately I have had a crazy craving for lo mein noodles.

i just finished a press strategy for some marketing homework, now i will go cook the chickens and attempt to read more post-colonial theater which honestly just makes me wanna snooze.

my burger craving has been constant for quite a few months now. really, burgers are my ideal food.

When I am drunk, I will forever crave the kebabz

"There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose pancreas had long since said 'fuck it'
With no insulin left
His cells were bereft
And his blood glucose __________"

I am stuck, and very sad that I will be unable to use this in class, regardless of how it ends.

dropped in a bucket?

wow i went to take out the trash and apparently someone drove through the fence a few apts down from me!

Whoa, crazy!

tehresa, I like your idea - but unfortunately, the blood sugar rises in this scenario. DAMN DIABETES, WHY CAN'T YOU FIT INTO THIS LIMERICK AND JUST COOPERATE WITH HUMANS IN ONE WAY?!

I might be getting slightly punchy here.

damn it i couldn't remember if it rose or fell. i lose.

ummmm.... i am working on a glass of wine and a response paper for theater history, so i'll try to think of another one.

i am also punchy!

Well, it would fall if a person took insulin and then didn't eat (or if they took too much insulin/didn't eat the right amount... god it would suck to have to balance this all the time).

Write away if you want, but don't feel obligated! Maybe I should try drinking alcohol to help me with it. Hmmm.

Otherwise I'm going to go read about chronic renal failure. WHEEEE

"said, ok, suck it."

brief packing limerick respite

sometime's they're necessary.

ha ha, thanks!

All the words in my textbook are starting to look the same, so I'm going to sleep now.

<3 to you all

good night!

oh dudes so genius babe CALLED ME BACK AND WE ARE SET FOR THURSDAY BEVERAGES plus ME AND THE EX-WIFE'S OLD DIVE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO CLASSY SUPREME oh microwave is calling burrito is delicious at this time

classy supreme defined as I now know 2/3rds of the owners and it looks nice and would be A+++++ joint to watch a game come SEASON. YOU KNOW WHICH SEASON.

oof

lol i can't decide if i like super happy tombot or angry hardman tombot better!

>YOU KNOW WHICH SEASON.

make love season

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TO0F5aI2L._AA280_.jpg

inflated bladder season

who says you can't have all three

tombot you sound like springtime, i hear daffodils in your voice.

daffodils burning with the ichor of fuck you more like

thank fuck for that. i thought i'd woken up to a parallel universe itr.

go hose yourself off, sick pants

ah, the perfect start to the day: blistering sunshine and a nonsensical verbal lashing.

Hello Nick.

This is a little bit embarrassing but I had a dream about Wilter last night. He was taking part in a track bike race, and with a few laps to go was leading, trying to break away. As well as watching him I had Wilter's commentary in my head - he was telling me it was a bad move, he'd gone too early but he was so angry he couldn't wait. And sure enough, on the second last lap he was overtaken by half a dozen other riders and was really sad.

WHAT COULD IT MEAN?

you want to look inside his head, yes you do.

Wilter went/came too soon? HMMM. WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY MEAN?

lol Freud

did wilter look a little bit like a tadpole?

tombot's babe does sound pretty much like his perfect woman. we expect a full report after date night!

just got home from work and YAY i had a good night because a whole bunch of my fav customers came in and got all sad when i told them i'm leaving in precisely 53 days.

I am happy for the Tombot I am.

ded raggett

;_; (It should be noted that most comments I have ever heard about NZers nasal accents are from NZers themselves complaining about their nasal accents.)

i don't think my accent is nasal - just very blunt and uncouth and bland. when i figure how to make my mic work again, i'll send sara a voicemail and she can offer up her opinion on the nasal-y-ness of the nz accent.

dear ITR,

there is very little that is more humbling than an eight hour "training" session at a national retailer of so-so books, and includes items like 'how to properly swipe a CD case so as to demagnetize the anti-theft strip inside' and 'how to count change'

did you get paid for it? cuz if you did: don't feel humbled; feel thankful that you got paid to learn a bunch of bullshit that required little-to-no effort on your part.

do you get a good discount?