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good afternoon, itr

hi ruby, how many days now?

64!

Hi you guys!

Random side note: I'm pretty sure that those nuns who were turned away from voting in Indiana live in the convent on the campus of the college I attended my first year.

64!!!!

hi sara!

ruby, i feel sad for you over the leaving of wellington but happy for you about everything else.

i'm not really sad about leaving welly, i feel like my time here is done. i love this city but it's time to move on and do new things and meet new ppl. i'm predicting by my third week in oakland the homesickness will kick in, and i'll get all nostalgic for wellington, but that will only last a couple of weeks.

and jordan has all kinds of plans for 'nz time' to help with the homesickness (he has been working on his nz accent for over a year).

Poor fella.

how dare u (i said that without moving my lips)

Just so long as he talks through his nose everything will be fine.

ded raggett

it drives him nuts that he finds it so hard to do a nz accent - he can do individual words, but not whole sentences.

I hope there will be audio footage of this faux NZ accent available.

HAHA i will try to get this for you, sara!

That would be awesome! Especially since I have no idea what an NZ accent should sound like...

Is he just watching a lot of "Flight of the Conchords" and talking to you to get it down, or is he undertaking further RIGOROUS NZ AFFECTATION STUDIES?

Sara, you replace any e sound with an i sound, it really is that simple ;]

ha ha, thnx for the tip, wilter!

sara you have gmail, right? i will leave you a voicemail on googlechat for you and then you can hear a nz accent!

Okay, you can try. I will have no idea how to retrieve the voicemail! (I'm sooooo computer nonfunctional...) But maybe A. can help me.

Remind me if you need the gmail address.

And now... laundry folding fun awaits!

i just put marinade on chicken to sit while i do homework. exciting night!

webmail me your gmail address, sara! altho i've been having trouble getting my microphone to work with it lately. don't worry, they're easy to access.

goodbye again itr, i have to do some work.

good night, estela!

RR - I will send it via Facebook mail if that is okay. I have no faith in webmail via ILX. (Possibly that is again because of my computer ineptitude)

I just made hot/spicy ramen noodles and am working on my diabetes project. Whee!

i would kill for a burger right now

I just had a terrible ham sandwich at work.

I get massive cravings for cheeseburgers maybe 3x a year; otherwise I never eat them. But when I want one, I MUST have one.

Lately I have had a crazy craving for lo mein noodles.

i just finished a press strategy for some marketing homework, now i will go cook the chickens and attempt to read more post-colonial theater which honestly just makes me wanna snooze.

my burger craving has been constant for quite a few months now. really, burgers are my ideal food.

When I am drunk, I will forever crave the kebabz

"There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose pancreas had long since said 'fuck it'
With no insulin left
His cells were bereft
And his blood glucose __________"

I am stuck, and very sad that I will be unable to use this in class, regardless of how it ends.

dropped in a bucket?

wow i went to take out the trash and apparently someone drove through the fence a few apts down from me!

Whoa, crazy!

tehresa, I like your idea - but unfortunately, the blood sugar rises in this scenario. DAMN DIABETES, WHY CAN'T YOU FIT INTO THIS LIMERICK AND JUST COOPERATE WITH HUMANS IN ONE WAY?!

I might be getting slightly punchy here.

damn it i couldn't remember if it rose or fell. i lose.

ummmm.... i am working on a glass of wine and a response paper for theater history, so i'll try to think of another one.

i am also punchy!

Well, it would fall if a person took insulin and then didn't eat (or if they took too much insulin/didn't eat the right amount... god it would suck to have to balance this all the time).

Write away if you want, but don't feel obligated! Maybe I should try drinking alcohol to help me with it. Hmmm.

Otherwise I'm going to go read about chronic renal failure. WHEEEE

"said, ok, suck it."

brief packing limerick respite

sometime's they're necessary.

ha ha, thanks!

All the words in my textbook are starting to look the same, so I'm going to sleep now.

<3 to you all

good night!

oh dudes so genius babe CALLED ME BACK AND WE ARE SET FOR THURSDAY BEVERAGES plus ME AND THE EX-WIFE'S OLD DIVE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO CLASSY SUPREME oh microwave is calling burrito is delicious at this time

classy supreme defined as I now know 2/3rds of the owners and it looks nice and would be A+++++ joint to watch a game come SEASON. YOU KNOW WHICH SEASON.

oof

lol i can't decide if i like super happy tombot or angry hardman tombot better!

>YOU KNOW WHICH SEASON.

make love season

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TO0F5aI2L._AA280_.jpg

inflated bladder season

who says you can't have all three