TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

I am the guy almost off work. Yay me.

tonight i go to PAGANFEST which is METALMETALMETAL show.

Are you going to set a church on fire or is that too gauche?

Yay Ned! Hope you have a fantastic weekend!

John, if I were religious, I would pray for your hearing.

if it hasn't been said already, can i please be the first to say GOD DAMN LONDON/ENGLAND/THE UK/GREAT BRITAIN.

chickens coming home to roost etc etc

I'm glad I have another beer in the fridge.

what, Ned put one back?

sudden attack of morals eh Ned

he knew i would need it tonight.

ned, for all his ale-inclined kleptomania, is a couch-worthy gent.

at least if i came to stay you wouldn't have to worry about your beer being stolen! (see tombot: the plus side to knowing ppl who despise the taste of yeasty drinks)

so in order to show that I am a rehabilitated non-donkey failure of an employee on monday I need to come in with a new badge, another pair of fingerless gloves, a few dozen krispy kremes and then whenever everybody gets hungry for dinner ledo's pizza is on my tab.

I'm glad I get real paid in this bitch

the gloves are actually unrelated to me sucking at life though, that's just another thing I was going to do today that I forgot.

RR is considering wetting the bed. FYI.

Tom's tales intrigue. and mmmm doughnuts.

i did NOT say that - i simply said i NEED to pee but i'm too lazy to get out of bed.

and thank you for telling that to all of itr and its lurkers.

re: xpost

i am a drunken liar.

i am piping up to register my disgust at ruby.

you are. but i forgive since you are sendin me music.

tombot, we are listening you your busride remix.

xpost estela dont' tell me you've never thought about doing it

ITR HANGS ITS COLLECTIVE HEAD IN SHAME AT RUBYREDD.

not that i would pertain to speak for the entire borad by any means.

don't make me spill your filthy secrets, nicholas.

like, for example, some of the music you like.

BET YOU'RE REGRETTING TURNING DOWN MY OFFER TO SEND YOU ALL THOSE NAKED PICTURES NOW AREN'T YA?

you got me there.

I sent my mom a copy of the canasta album and my remix and she was like "oh OF COURSE you picked the most depressing one"

we like it a lot.

i played it last week when i DJ-ed but no-one cared except me. but i cared A LOT.

Isn't that always how it goes?

i am sitting next to a v. hot girl, but when i turned to smile at her, she shuddered.

i am like the quasimodo of this coffeeshop

maybe she had the chills?

'cus i am so cool?

probably not, on balance.

You might be avoiding a terrible hemorrhagic fever by not interacting further with her.

:(

lean over and whisper to her: 'i got a whole MESSAGE BOARD that thinks i'm hot. so there'.

^^^ truth

v. hot girls especially dig this line.

now i look insane, because i kinda half-laughed at that last barrage of comments.

point toward your screen and say: LOOK. INTERNET PEOPLES ARE NOT INTIMIDATED BY UR HOTNESS!! BWAHHAhAHAHA

I have missed some strangeness.

"some"

i had plenty of strangeness just not here and now it is hard to teype?

this thread title is unbreakable bump

Japanese is MAGIC

http://www.boston.com/ae/music/articles/2008/05/03/from_early_verdi_muscular_music_of_stark_power/

^_^

so in order to show that I am a rehabilitated non-donkey failure of an employee on monday I need to come in with a new badge, another pair of fingerless gloves, a few dozen krispy kremes and then whenever everybody gets hungry for dinner ledo's pizza is on my tab.

TOMBOT is employed at ultra-secret govenment motley crue research facility

oh also Paganfest was AMAZING

Hey, nice review deX! WAY TO GO!!!

John, stop bragging about being able to have fun in your life.

oh i am missing LA today really bad