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good morning/afternoon i am very tired and frantically trying to find someone to go to the orchestra/ballet with me tonight because we ended up with an extra ticket. yikes. it is in like 4 hours.

z-post -- "Say hello to little bobbin' Bob."

Ned always finds a way to make the bad sound so much worse.

xpost DAMN these time/space/money issues. I wish I were going to the ballet tonight!

awwww i would love to take you to the orchestra/ballet!

I am that dude who goes to see summer blockbusters with his coworkers on friday night.

i would probably do this at least once.

I am also that dude who fucked up massively today and missed the access control office closing by eight minutes so now I get to walk around with this donkey "no escort required" visitor badge on my collar to identify me as a big dumbass to all my coworkers.

I'm the girl that goes and sees summer blockbusters with her boyfriend at 2PM on Saturday like old people.

i can not find any takers on the ticket and now i feel like a) a loser b) my future career prospects are very DIM

scalp it?

I would go if I lived in NYC.

I am the person who waits until summer blockbusters come out on DVD because I have kids and a sitter plus paying for a first run movie, even at a matinee, is too expensive. (Or possibly I'm just too cheap.)

SO SAD ABOUT NOT GOING TO BALLET/ORCHESTRA. tehresa, I hope you do find someone for the ticket!

lol now we have 2 tix bc the person my friend was bringing is not coming (which is sort of ok because i haven't seen him since this time we hooked up a few months ago lol). oy!

maybe we will just give them to someone in the lobby.

So frustrating!

I imagine that a random passerby might enjoy them. I hope you at least find someone!

I am the guy almost off work. Yay me.

tonight i go to PAGANFEST which is METALMETALMETAL show.

Are you going to set a church on fire or is that too gauche?

Yay Ned! Hope you have a fantastic weekend!

John, if I were religious, I would pray for your hearing.

if it hasn't been said already, can i please be the first to say GOD DAMN LONDON/ENGLAND/THE UK/GREAT BRITAIN.

chickens coming home to roost etc etc

I'm glad I have another beer in the fridge.

what, Ned put one back?

sudden attack of morals eh Ned

he knew i would need it tonight.

ned, for all his ale-inclined kleptomania, is a couch-worthy gent.

at least if i came to stay you wouldn't have to worry about your beer being stolen! (see tombot: the plus side to knowing ppl who despise the taste of yeasty drinks)

so in order to show that I am a rehabilitated non-donkey failure of an employee on monday I need to come in with a new badge, another pair of fingerless gloves, a few dozen krispy kremes and then whenever everybody gets hungry for dinner ledo's pizza is on my tab.

I'm glad I get real paid in this bitch

the gloves are actually unrelated to me sucking at life though, that's just another thing I was going to do today that I forgot.

RR is considering wetting the bed. FYI.

Tom's tales intrigue. and mmmm doughnuts.

i did NOT say that - i simply said i NEED to pee but i'm too lazy to get out of bed.

and thank you for telling that to all of itr and its lurkers.

re: xpost

i am a drunken liar.

i am piping up to register my disgust at ruby.

you are. but i forgive since you are sendin me music.

tombot, we are listening you your busride remix.

xpost estela dont' tell me you've never thought about doing it

ITR HANGS ITS COLLECTIVE HEAD IN SHAME AT RUBYREDD.

not that i would pertain to speak for the entire borad by any means.

don't make me spill your filthy secrets, nicholas.

like, for example, some of the music you like.

BET YOU'RE REGRETTING TURNING DOWN MY OFFER TO SEND YOU ALL THOSE NAKED PICTURES NOW AREN'T YA?

you got me there.

I sent my mom a copy of the canasta album and my remix and she was like "oh OF COURSE you picked the most depressing one"

we like it a lot.

i played it last week when i DJ-ed but no-one cared except me. but i cared A LOT.

Isn't that always how it goes?

i am sitting next to a v. hot girl, but when i turned to smile at her, she shuddered.

i am like the quasimodo of this coffeeshop

maybe she had the chills?

'cus i am so cool?

probably not, on balance.

You might be avoiding a terrible hemorrhagic fever by not interacting further with her.