TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Totally unable to get myself to want to eat bump

Eating shawarma bump.

watching nancy grace flip out over the polygamy kids haw haw

glenn beck was also in top form today, speaking to ann coulter and the ceo of shell all in the space of 15 minutes

Now if only they were starring in a production of No Exit.

watching glenn beck for more than 5 minutes without wanting to shoot yr tv is pretty impressive

very jaded over here. also no gun and tv isn't mine, it's a giant projector screen that the government bought for us to make sure we don't miss the next TURRIST A'TACK.

wow, is the room you work in as beautiful as that "wargames" shit?

fuck no, but DOD CERT has theirs done up like the fucking bridge from star trek according to what I heard

or used to, they don't call it dod cert anymore and I don't know if they moved

ha, wow, that sounds hilarious, in any case

It would be even better if they also adopted Star Trek style uniforms. But I suppose there is only so much one can hope for.

max and i have been robbed of our rightful shared "top poster this month" honors by ILX System, which is some straight up bullshit

you and max are toppest to us, and that is all that counts.

http://www.dottyparker.com/blog/images/monkey-with-dog.jpg

^^^ is that me and you

John, seriously, you need to shave more often. You're starting to look positively simian.

eep eep

http://dottruth.org/images/ZZ01B51BF6.jpg

John's secret life in 1988

That was supposed to be a secret?

Oh no, I've said too much...

I am going to fail a test tomorrow bump

Oh no, I've said too much...

I thought I that heard you laughing.

Laughing... crying... seeking shelter in my house until the moon changed phase and John once again returned to human form...

Yes, it was something like that.

I hate everybody tonight guys

need to killfile all the earthpeople again I think

I know it's a bit early in the day BUT itr, opinions on these shoes pls:

http://www.schuhstore.co.uk/images/product/3400409970_exlg.jpg

home from work bump

those shoes are fugly, but i just hate that style of shoe in general.

Nick they're awful :(

i like the slip-on Vans and those are the nearest to the ones I already have. but re: colour, youse are probably right. suggest me something else then j-dawg and m-dawg.

just emerged from a looooooooooong boring meeting. i can handle long. i can handle boring. but not both.

Um, no, the colour's fine. I just hate slip-on vans :(

you don't need to be :( about it; they're just shoes :)

i think we're allowed to disagree. they are soooo comfortable and convenient and not half as ubiquitous as chuck taylors. i don't get the converse plague at ALL.

I think that pattern is fine for a rug but not so hot for a shoe. I approve of slip-ons in general but tend to be more of the solid color school.

You certainly can't accuse Chucks of comfort. But, they look nice! And they have substantial nostalgia value.

not ubiquitous?? they are in nz!

well do i live in NZ??? UMM NO

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wtf, CNN.com

^^^^^ what the hell is wrong with this country

Hahaha, you beat me to linking to that thread. (Dan's question U+K)

i am not really a fan of the slip on van look but i do like those colors!

sara good luck on your test, too! here is some motivation: remember that paper i decided to phone in a while back? A!! so, i feel that we can all achieve good grades with minimal effort. you can dooo itt!!!

tehresa, thank you so much for the good luck! I feel like I need it on this area. When we start edging out of biology and into chemistry and physics, I am leaving my comfort zone.

I feel like saying I am not a fan of that type of shoe is piling on at this point. Sorry Nick!

re: the pelican in the tree story: ?????!!!!! Is it *that* slow a news day?

never underestimate the power of the pelican.

nick, that shoe is for wearing on a boat, a special hipster kind of boat, which I'm not sure if that makes the boat and its crew more or less douchey than average, but at any rate it seems out of character for a guy who got drunk and asked me for career advice, since I can't afford a boat either. nb mostly because I refuse to move the fuck away from DC and prefer expensive computers and loudspeakers to expensive means of getting about in the water. But I hope you understand my distaste for its leisurely affectations nonetheless. otoh, it's your fucking feet, fuck 'em.

How do you fuck your own feet (without wrenching your back)?

self-abuse yoga

Dan, I'm surprised you haven't already imagined how that might work, and illuminated us ;-).