oh shit "Something is dreadfully wrong with this bear."
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
OH SHIT There is a teddy bear abandoned on my road
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
OH SHIT, OK, Who feed beer to the bear?
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:48 (sixteen years ago)
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9337/u1075754ii3.jpg
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)
OH SHIT A BEARCAT
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Binturong_in_Overloon.jpg
― poster x (ledge), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=602
― luol deng (am0n), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)
they can hover now
http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku9qknVvMs1qzvqipo1_400.jpg
― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 7 December 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)
no, I said I wanted a hoverchair
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Monday, 7 December 2009 12:13 (sixteen years ago)
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd210/jdchurchil/ohshitabear.jpg?t=1262287625
― Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)
oh shit a sun bear with a foot long tongue
http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw8w3tuRbG1qz82gvo1_500.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 16 January 2010 03:50 (sixteen years ago)
Sun bear!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Saturday, 16 January 2010 04:17 (sixteen years ago)
sun bears are great
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 16 January 2010 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
there's a sun bear at the oakland zoo. she lives in a huge enclosure and is awesome.
― a bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (ytth), Sunday, 17 January 2010 07:37 (sixteen years ago)
A central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear has pleaded no contest to a charge of feeding wildlife.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:07 (sixteen years ago)
ha whoops
Bear-slapped
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:23 (sixteen years ago)
The mental image of some dude opening his door only to be slapped across the face by some big ass bear has been making me lol all night.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:24 (sixteen years ago)
all-time internet tragedy: there is no gif of the man opening his door and getting slapped by a bear.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:25 (sixteen years ago)
yes e, i just automatically imagine it as a looping gif
Right? They need to get another bear and do a reenactment or something for strategic looping gif purposes.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:27 (sixteen years ago)
the world needs this!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:28 (sixteen years ago)
YES!
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:32 (sixteen years ago)
So dude gets charged with feeding wildlife but the bear doesn't get charged w/assault? What's the world coming to when bears can just run around slapping people in their own homes is what I want to know.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)
The bear got euthanized!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
Under Bear Law, the penalty for bear-slapping a dude is DEATH.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:10 (sixteen years ago)
looping gifhttp://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/PaddingtonBear_450x300.jpgMichael Bond stop motion animation in 5... 4... 3...
― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:12 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r17j6h15kd0&feature=related
― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:15 (sixteen years ago)
Central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear: what's on your iPod?
― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:15 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsxypx2Ug7U
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
Let's go to India and hang out with some sloth bears
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3578/3291348223_bb06300fc7.jpghttp://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/PhotoGallery/AsiaTrail/photos/20060502-032sb.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)
albino sb!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/33183640_72a180bcbf.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:07 (sixteen years ago)
suggest bear
― Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 15:04 (sixteen years ago)
Ask A Bear: Will Backcountry Sex Attract a Bear?
― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:32 (sixteen years ago)
he say hi to you
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57ydg8ZGo1qzou5ko1_500.jpg
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 8 July 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)
Sup.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ONePwam3aE
― Maltodextrin, Thursday, 29 July 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
'Tame' bears guard Canadian marijuana farm
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
Oh shit!
http://outside-blog.away.com/blog/2010/08/woman-saves-choking-bear.html
― Jenny, Friday, 27 August 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.lefigaro.fr/medias/2010/08/30/20100830PHOWWW00518.jpg
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 3 September 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
Me likey sloth bear.
― ImprovSpirit, Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
Honestly I just feel like these dudes are out to get us at this point. And they're patient.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
Obligatory link to the current hype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M
― StanM, Saturday, 4 September 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/vPD0C.jpg?ref=nf
― Jenny, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)
http://i56.tinypic.com/2yv6tlv.jpg
― master of retardment (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
A+
― markers, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/841533-polar-bear-washed-up-on-cornish-coast-is-in-fact-a-cow
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 07:50 (fifteen years ago)
But it does look like a polar bear! The Metro is hardly the go to source for journalistic rigour either.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:50 (fifteen years ago)
Montana woman fights bear with courgette
I can't believe this story... Courgettes in Montana?!
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
An honorable mention goes to the Duluth bear, in which a guard saw a bear climbing a fence at an Air Force base and rang an alarm. The alarm connected to other nearby bases, but one of them was wired wrong, so instead of "intruder alert!" they got the "Nuke Russia Now!" alarm. Nuclear armed jets were on the runways ready to take off before the mistake was rectified.
― dayo, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.alaskastock.com/resultsframe.asp?akfacts=1&txtkeys1=Grizzly+Bear+mcneil
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)