oh shit a bear [warning containz deadness]

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those poor guys

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shit "Something is dreadfully wrong with this bear."

NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

OH SHIT There is a teddy bear abandoned on my road

NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

OH SHIT, OK, Who feed beer to the bear?

NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

OH SHIT A BEARCAT

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Binturong_in_Overloon.jpg

poster x (ledge), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

they can hover now

http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku9qknVvMs1qzvqipo1_400.jpg

★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 7 December 2009 11:28 (fourteen years ago) link

no, I said I wanted a hoverchair

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Monday, 7 December 2009 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
two weeks pass...

oh shit a sun bear with a foot long tongue

http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw8w3tuRbG1qz82gvo1_500.jpg

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 16 January 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Sun bear!

she is writing about love (Jenny), Saturday, 16 January 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

sun bears are great

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 16 January 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

there's a sun bear at the oakland zoo. she lives in a huge enclosure and is awesome.

a bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (ytth), Sunday, 17 January 2010 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

A central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear has pleaded no contest to a charge of feeding wildlife.

A central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear has pleaded no contest to a charge of feeding wildlife.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

ha whoops

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Bear-slapped

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The mental image of some dude opening his door only to be slapped across the face by some big ass bear has been making me lol all night.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

all-time internet tragedy: there is no gif of the man opening his door and getting slapped by a bear.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

yes e, i just automatically imagine it as a looping gif

call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Right? They need to get another bear and do a reenactment or something for strategic looping gif purposes.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

the world needs this!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link

YES!

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link

So dude gets charged with feeding wildlife but the bear doesn't get charged w/assault? What's the world coming to when bears can just run around slapping people in their own homes is what I want to know.

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

The bear got euthanized!

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Under Bear Law, the penalty for bear-slapping a dude is DEATH.

she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

looping gif
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/PaddingtonBear_450x300.jpg
Michael Bond stop motion animation in 5... 4... 3...

might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r17j6h15kd0&feature=related

might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsxypx2Ug7U

El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

albino sb!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/33183640_72a180bcbf.jpg

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

suggest bear

Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Ask A Bear: Will Backcountry Sex Attract a Bear?

Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

he say hi to you

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57ydg8ZGo1qzou5ko1_500.jpg

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 8 July 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Sup.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ONePwam3aE

Maltodextrin, Thursday, 29 July 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

'Tame' bears guard Canadian marijuana farm

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh shit!

http://outside-blog.away.com/blog/2010/08/woman-saves-choking-bear.html

Jenny, Friday, 27 August 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Me likey sloth bear.

ImprovSpirit, Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Honestly I just feel like these dudes are out to get us at this point. And they're patient.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Obligatory link to the current hype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M

StanM, Saturday, 4 September 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vPD0C.jpg?ref=nf

Jenny, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/2yv6tlv.jpg

master of retardment (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

A+

markers, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

But it does look like a polar bear! The Metro is hardly the go to source for journalistic rigour either.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Montana woman fights bear with courgette

I can't believe this story... Courgettes in Montana?!

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

An honorable mention goes to the Duluth bear, in which a guard saw a bear climbing a fence at an Air Force base and rang an alarm. The alarm connected to other nearby bases, but one of them was wired wrong, so instead of "intruder alert!" they got the "Nuke Russia Now!" alarm. Nuclear armed jets were on the runways ready to take off before the mistake was rectified.

dayo, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link


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