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see if this was LAST weekend and the beginning of spring break rather than the end, i'd be all over that. though probably more cost-effective to just go to the corner deli.

but i was thinking of going to dc, sis just happened to be out of town so it didn't work out.

kind of like how you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you haven't eaten, you shouldn't go to the liquor store when you're already an eight pack deep

truth bombs

I'm a fuckin truth b-2 over here

WORE A HAT
HAD A JOB
DROPPED THE TRUTH BOMBS
SO THAT
NO ONE KNEW

I am absorbing your truth bombs for future reference.

bunker busters of premature grandpa truthvision

time capsule that shit, yo

On a stone tablet.

I respect ILX and just the concept of gestalt knowledge quite a bit but I ain't paying to make some poor son of a bitch chip away at a rock for it

and I hell of aint bein that poor son of a bitch myself so that'll be the end of that

e-capsule?

like a ytmnd or somethin

I could just ask stet to let me rip the whole db to some el cheapo portable media and stow it in a safe deposit box in WV

i am seeing possibilities here.

HOME FROM WORK SUPER EARLY!! wahoooooooooooooooooooo

hello east coast drunkies

hello

i have a confession: i hate the taste of beer and never drink it. altho i once had a dream i was drinking stella atois and it tasted great.

oh wow you hate beer and grapefruit.

wow.

you are a horrible person.

horrible.

horrible, horrible and I hope you die of acid.

kidding

why am i awake. i didn't even drink anything. i am just stubborn and weird.

rr, i had a stella last night bc usually i don't like it and so i thought i'd give it another chance and nope, still didn't like it. but i do like other beers, and grapefruits.

and that is why i keep my beer-hate secret.

xpost

I CAN'T HELP THE TASTE BUDS I WAS BORN WITH TOMBOT

UNLIKE THE GRANDPA GENE YOU WERE BORN WITH

(that was the best i could come up with)

tastebuds can be fixed. drink beer --> learn to love

there are three stages to drunking

1. ayo i am cool with all the stuff
1b. have you seen my privates here they are
2. ayo how abt go fuck yrself the whole world fuck it
2b. no really leave me the fuck alone
3. ayo ayyyyyy!!! nothing matters I have traveling through the ennui and comed back the other sides wheewww
3b. yeah this is a good feeling and but also time for the beddddddddddddrasfsdfadsfhreyj

I am going soon to see how if 3b coordinates with the farmerz market

^^^ wisdom. tom - your dc-related posts make me miss dc. more cabs than ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD

oh ho ho oh no no no!!! they been strikin like stevedores in the face of fenty/williams "join the fucking 20th century and get a fucking meter" movement

and you are pro or anti meter? i noticed they were being phased out when i was back there in February. quite :(

the zonal system was fucking brilliant - e.g. being able to get from M street to Union station for $8 - and actually pretty logical. ah for those cab rides when they would stop and pick up A.N. Other person who was going in vaguely the same direction as you. the drunken conversations that would ensue.

oh fuck

I mean

oh for fuck's sake

i sense a dissenting view to my romaniticized perspective on dc cabs

you have some good senseszzz

btw 3 didn't work out so well so I'm back to 2

sign of a true genius drunk

2 suits you Tom - embrace it

but I really want to get soem of that jarred salsa they had and also bone one of the girls selling it

I might even be willing to bone her multiple times

many bonings, over a period

oh that came out a bit wrong

a lot of boning would be provided to her, regardless of the date

there

i am sorely tempted to stay awake and be fucked for work in a few hours, just so i can see where this goes. tombot you are such good value for money.

Sometimes I am sad that sleep is necessary for just this reason
.

I am having a frustrating afternoon bump

yeah, tell me about it

i feel hungover without having drunk anything last night. BOO.

I have to get on the treadmill and I really don't want to do it.

i am writing cover letters for job postings and it is making me nervous!

Good luck tehresa - did you get them done or are you caught in some crappy limbo where you don't know what will sell you best?