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cant' you call the taxi company?

LOL

oh wait american taxis aren't like nz taxis? cuz i've done that before and always gotten my stuff back. fucking americans.

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yeah that is total win
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not only can i not walk around after 6pm on my own, but i can't forget shit in taxis when i move to US??? stink, man.

tehresa was your night saved?

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does the 'assn' stand for ASSASSIN?? because that would be rad

maybe. just got a text. is 1:25 too late to go meet a friend at the bar?

of course it is. stay home.

haha ok 2nd text confirms it is bar 8 blocks away instead of 1. that means stay home.

in other news I just took a big shit all over the vendor who sold me my package of $140 worth of DVDs (all teen porn obv (no srsly it was the entire series of hbo's Rome)) for making me do a bunch of extra work to get my package and it felt good. the last time I left negative feedback with a major amazon seller I got free shit, so we'll see.

tombot you are such a grandpa

i'm off the to the restaurant - from one shit job to another, oh how i love my life!

staying home would feel so much better if there was a bottle of bourbon here.

update: beer is delicious. For more on this story check out
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Right now I am listening to a love song by Fat Larry's Band from their fucking classic genius album Breakin' Out and imagining that it is about beer because that seems like a truth bomb

IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE
ME MAKIN LOVE TO YOU ALL NIGHT etc
OHHHHH
I NEED YOU DESPERATELY
AND I KNEW HOW IT WOULD BE
ALLLLLLL RIIIIIIGHT

AT LAST
I'VE FOUND MY GOLDEN MOMENTS etc
SAY IT ONE MORE TIME, SAY IT ONE MORE TIME
etc etc

The phrase "golden moments" in this context seems a bit alarming.

I have now reverted to my lame Crazy Study At Night Lady persona. I am reading about DIARRHEA. I defy you to have a lamer late night Saturday plan than *that*.

i just watched this week's 30 rock and now REALLY wish there was some form of alcohol in my fridge. blah.

ayo take a train I gots so much beer in the beer beer I dunno whadda do widdit y'know ay

see if this was LAST weekend and the beginning of spring break rather than the end, i'd be all over that. though probably more cost-effective to just go to the corner deli.

but i was thinking of going to dc, sis just happened to be out of town so it didn't work out.

kind of like how you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you haven't eaten, you shouldn't go to the liquor store when you're already an eight pack deep

truth bombs

I'm a fuckin truth b-2 over here

WORE A HAT
HAD A JOB
DROPPED THE TRUTH BOMBS
SO THAT
NO ONE KNEW

I am absorbing your truth bombs for future reference.

bunker busters of premature grandpa truthvision

time capsule that shit, yo

On a stone tablet.

I respect ILX and just the concept of gestalt knowledge quite a bit but I ain't paying to make some poor son of a bitch chip away at a rock for it

and I hell of aint bein that poor son of a bitch myself so that'll be the end of that

e-capsule?

like a ytmnd or somethin

I could just ask stet to let me rip the whole db to some el cheapo portable media and stow it in a safe deposit box in WV

i am seeing possibilities here.

HOME FROM WORK SUPER EARLY!! wahoooooooooooooooooooo

hello east coast drunkies

hello

i have a confession: i hate the taste of beer and never drink it. altho i once had a dream i was drinking stella atois and it tasted great.

oh wow you hate beer and grapefruit.

wow.

you are a horrible person.

horrible.

horrible, horrible and I hope you die of acid.

kidding

why am i awake. i didn't even drink anything. i am just stubborn and weird.

rr, i had a stella last night bc usually i don't like it and so i thought i'd give it another chance and nope, still didn't like it. but i do like other beers, and grapefruits.

and that is why i keep my beer-hate secret.

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I CAN'T HELP THE TASTE BUDS I WAS BORN WITH TOMBOT

UNLIKE THE GRANDPA GENE YOU WERE BORN WITH

(that was the best i could come up with)

tastebuds can be fixed. drink beer --> learn to love

there are three stages to drunking

1. ayo i am cool with all the stuff
1b. have you seen my privates here they are
2. ayo how abt go fuck yrself the whole world fuck it
2b. no really leave me the fuck alone
3. ayo ayyyyyy!!! nothing matters I have traveling through the ennui and comed back the other sides wheewww
3b. yeah this is a good feeling and but also time for the beddddddddddddrasfsdfadsfhreyj