TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Tom Millar is a total desert and the worst mnemonic-maker ever

I could have done better than that. sorry. i can't think of anything to reply to estela with either :(

guys

hi

i might be a little drunk

i had jamesons, he was a lame date. so i switched to the $6 tecate and jameson special (tom i thought of you). then i went to jon's and watched japanime and drank more and i just left half of my sandwich plus a whole bunch of beer that i paid for in his fridge.

but

i got to say hi to remy on teh phone!

aww, look at the drunken tza.

BUMP

my computer is being a spaz and won't let me watch 'wild at heart' :(

Hope the computer started working for you, RR.

I would like to sleep some more myself (shocking).

Would like to applaud TOMBOT for his rant on the influential but not famous thread. way way way OT monay.

OTMFM.

okay so apparently they're now going to monitor internet usage at my job, ugh

I hate them now.

^^ deal breaker

I would think they should monitor the fact that their employee has to spend his entire weekend at work in order to do everything they want done.

I fear they will try to turn deX into a ROBOT

CYBERDERE

^^ that sounds like a really hot superhero.

it sounds like GHOSTWRITER

who was AWESOME

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/191/006/56/ghostwriter.jpg

^^^ captioning that photo with all your names would be so, so easy

the guy who wrote the music for ghost writer is a good family friend

w3tzl3r?

omg max. was he responsible for 'you gotta believe?' because if so, i'd like you to introduce us and i would shake his hand for giving my little sister and i so many wonderful laughs.

i dont think he wrote you gotta believe :( but he was in one episode as a member of the band that lenni's dad had (lenni's dad was in a band right?)

ya remy thats him

okay so apparently they're now going to monitor internet usage at my job, ugh

:-(

I am already monitoring internet usage at all your jobs
SUCKERSES

(nb: kidding.)

yeah lenny's dad was groovy.

tombot plz do not email me about my internet usage as i may be forced to unceremoniously demote myself

my job is: leeching off the world's largesse, pretending to have a job. you cannot monitor that, oh no.

leeching off the world's largesse, pretending to have a job

piffle, you've never leeched until you've lived as comfortably as I did on the contract before this one

you want to talk about pretense

My kids show no sign of firing me although they probably should consider doing so.

i claim first dibs on hiring Sara.

damn, beat me to it.
i probably couldn't pay well, though i would be understanding of the busy school schedule.

me to really ancient guy @ coffeeshop seat next to me: "could you watch my laptop when i run to the bathroom?"
guy: "i'll guard it with my life, what little of it is left"

i go to bathroom, and return

me: thanks for watching.
guy: i had to beat the stuffing out of a few big guys, but it's safe.

ha ha ha you guys I will tell my kids this next time they get mad at me. I COULD GO BE AN ILXOR'S MOM INSTEAD.

I would bake you all many batches of cookies. However, I refuse to vaccuum while wearing heels and pearls.

hahaha one day maybe I can be that dude

my mom never sends me cookies! but once she accidentally mailed me trash!
src, you're hired!

COOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEES

Tom also apparently looking for something to do in his old age.

tehresa, you are hilarious. How did your mom accidentally mail you trash?!

i offer a comprehensive employment package with benefits and plenty of room for personal and professional development.

i don't know what ANY of that means, but i bet i do.

hahaha one day maybe I can be that dude

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, April 24, 2008 7:07 PM (2 minutes ago)

the one wearing pearls and heels while vacuuming?

cuz actually you can probably live out that dream if you really want to

I think I own about six cookbooks devoted to cookies alone. I am a bit compulsive about desserts. (IMPORTANT NOTE: I usually do "soft/chewy" cookies as opposed to "crisp/crunchy" cookies.)

If Tom vacuums while wearing pearls and heels, I INSIST that we have an ITR/WDYLL thread. That should be the first post.

hey by the way when you never see me again it will be because my login has been "disappeared" by a shadowy hardman cabal

shadowy hardman cabal would be a great next thread title

stop trying to show me up, eleven!

sara, i had asked her to mail me a bunch of stuff since she's always asking me when i'm gonna get all my shit out of her house, and she ended up sending a whole bunch of crap i didn't ask for and none of the stuff i did. among the contents of the box: an old computer keyboard (instead of the piano-like keyboard i'd intended) and an empty contacts box.